#Eddie Munson/Poppy Pierre

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I’ve been laughing at this tiktok for the last hour (by hour I mean for the last week) and I can’t help but think about Wayne and Eddie 😭

Slamming the car door, Eddie takes his phone out his pocket to listen to the message Wayne left.

“Hey Ed. It’s your dad. Listen—your sister sent me and Susan money to help out with the garage fixin, since she plowed my car through it at two in the morning…”

Eddie feels the nerve in his lower back spike. He pinches his nose.

“Which is fine, her mama and I very much appreciate it. However…this lil’ girl Pippy—”

Poppy Eddie mouths

“—ya’ got told Max to send me electronic money. Now, I know I got it. I got a message saying it’s at the Apple Pay.”

Eddie groans, he leans his forehead on the steering wheel.

“Jesus fuck! Why did she send it through Apple Pay?!”

He remembered specifically telling you to take max to the bank.

“Now, I don’t know what that is. I didn’t even know I had the Apple Pay. Apple not paying any bills in this house…so what I’m thinking—what?! Yeah I’m on the phone with him. What?! A message! He didn’t answer. I don’t know if he can pick up the roast Susie!…anyway, so I’m thinking Apple Pay has my money. I don’t play about money, Ed, not even Monopoly money.”

Eddie opens his messages to send you a text.

Teddy spaghetti

You sent Wayne money to his Apple Pay!!!

Poppins

Hi honey, how are you? I’m fine. How’s your day? I’m only driving all over town for your step moms grocery list

Teddy spaghetti

Hi honey

Poppins

That’s better

And yea

Max forgot her PIN number

Teddy spaghetti

She says that so she doesn’t have to pay for shit!

Did you ask Billy????

Poppins

You gotta be fuckin crazy 🫠

lol

“Now, what do I have to do to get my money from Apple Pay? I don’t like all this virtual money. I don’t even like blade runner, Ed. I don’t like all this Casio, casius app, vinega—vinmo, I almost said vinegar. It’s hard for me to, ya’ know—they don’t make this easy on older people…well…that’s what I got a son for. We need to figure this out so I can get this money…anyway. Call me back. Bye.”

Based on this masterpiece 💀

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This is really random but I was on aliexpress and this listing for worms came up (idky lol) and I thought they were real worms but they’re artificial silicon worms

Anyway I thought about Wayne asking you and Eddie to pick up some worms for him while you’re out running errands. Eddie gives the fake worms to Wayne and he’s like “what the fuck is this?”

“They’re artificial worms! The guy at the store said they’re just as good—and Poppins thought—”

“Poppins! Of course that lil’ girl was involved. The last time you did errands with her you came home with nutty milk.”

“It was almond milk, Pa.”

Wayne glares across the living room at Eddie.

“I can take them back.”

“No, no there’s no need for all that. I’ll make do. Just hav’ta make sure Malcom doesn’t confuse these with his gummy worms.”

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A little moodboard for Poppins! I was saving these for Nunny (and I’m still gonna use them for her) but they’re also giving major Poppins energy.

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Thinking about giving Poppins a somewhat supernatural storyline. What if she was a hunter like Buffy?

Was expelled from her private school for burning down the gym and had to transfer to Hawkins High 👀

Hmmm

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Wayne sighs deeply watching the price of Eddie’s purchase go up. He loves taking care of his son, but the way he’d run through shoes blew his mind, and Eddie wasn’t about to turn down some new skate shoes. Luckily the ones he picked were on sale.

The sales associate scanned the last box, “that’s $198.20. Do you wanna buy a bag for $0.25?”

Wayne pulls out his wallet for his card. Eddie eyes his Pa taking out the fancy card.

Hmmm I can use the points to take Poppins to Benihana.

“One bag is fine—”Eddie says.

“I’m not paying $0.25 for a bag that should be free, have you lost your ever loving mind? You’ll carry these boxes,” Wayne says grumpily. “‘Ya keep taking a bite out the right side of my ass!”

“Why the right side?”

“That’s where my wallet is, boy! 20% off not a sale!”

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Some late night Eddie and Poppins thoughts! 18+

With a strong grip on your thighs, Eddie kisses your cunt through your panties. The warmth his tongue left behind was enough to keep you on the brink of orgasm.

He pulls away from your center but keeps one hand toying with the lace of your underwear. “What would the entire school think about the new princess getting eaten out under the bleachers?”

You lean up and reach for his hair. With a sharp tug, and a moan from him, you pull him back down to your cunt.

“They’d say how relaxed I’ve been since getting my rocks off.”

Eddie rips your panties clean from your thighs. He leaves the scrapes under you on the ground.

“Bossy is my favorite look on you, Poppins.”

“It’ll be bitchy real soon,” you say, spreading your legs wide. “Now eat.”

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Thank you @moonchildreads for being the inspo for this new reader and Eddie 😭😭 ilysm bunny!!!!!

Eddie and poppins (poppy Pierre)

And now I finally have a home for my coquette reader fic I’ve been dreaming about 🤭

Now I have to watch mary poppins!

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“Say what you want about me, but don’t. Mess. With. Splendona.”

—Starla when she slapped the shit outta Genevieve 😭

—But also I can see Poppins telling this to carol or one of the other bullies at school