#Eddie Munson/Mary Poppins!reader

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A little moodboard for Poppins! I was saving these for Nunny (and I’m still gonna use them for her) but they’re also giving major Poppins energy.

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Thinking about giving Poppins a somewhat supernatural storyline. What if she was a hunter like Buffy?

Was expelled from her private school for burning down the gym and had to transfer to Hawkins High 👀

Hmmm

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Cream of the Crop

An Eddie and Poppins short story

18+ only, MINORS DNI

CW: Fem!reader, vouyerism, female masturbation, squirting, degradation, pee kink.

Summary: Eddie discovers a new side to Poppins

Note: This came to me just now and I couldn’t not keep it to myself. We’ll be seeing much more of Eddie and Poppins! Enjoy Whores!

He watched as you laid in the grass in an empty field outside of Hawkins.

Your fingers move to unbutton the bust of your dress. His mouth watered seeing your already pert nipples.

Lifting the skirt of your dress, you hiked it around your waist. Your ass bare against the soft blades of grass.

You spread your legs, hand wandering to your frilly panties.

He approaches you like a deer searching for food. “Is that you, Poppins?”

Your eyes pop open. Your hand never leaves your panties. Tits on display like a desert at the grocery store.

“What’s in your purse?”

He knew.

You knew that he knew you knew.

The two of you bumped into each other at the grocery store. He saw your basket.

“You already know,” you said, fingers rubbing your clit. Eddie licked his lips seeing the fabric of your panties form a damp spot right where your sweet cunt leaked like a faucet.

He stood there, above you like a statue. The hardness of his cock strained against his jeans.

Your fingers made their way inside your weeping cunt. The squelch excited you. Being watched as you fucked yourself stupid was exhilarating. You loved it. Squirting for an audience that wasn’t your stuffed animal collection or the posters on your wall.

“You going to cum?” Eddie asked.

“I’m going to soak the ground you stand on.”

“Save me a taste.”

Your other hand moved down from your tits to open the lips of your cunt even wider. You found your clit easily, roughly rubbing her in circles, a little to the side, just how you liked. The wirey hair of your cunt grazed against your arm.

“You’re a little cunt, Poppins.”

At that moment, your body convulsed. Lifting your back, you orgasmed with a sigh of euphoria. Your fingers digging in the dirt for relief as you squirted through your panties and the ends of your dress.

Your socks soaked with your cum. You had never cum so hard, squirted so long. Your clit tingled for more as your cunt pushed more of your essence out of you. You loved this. Squirting in the fields. Pissing yourself for your new lover.

Who would’ve thought being called a cunt would be a turn on?

You’re a freak, Poppins. Just like me.

Eddie bent down to collect your bag, a patchwork tote you got from the flea market back home.

He digs in, searching. Your chest rises and falls, you can barely close your legs for relief, you could easily cum again.

Are you multi orgasmic, Poppins?

Maybe.

Well, let’s find out for sure.

Eddie smirks finding exactly what he was looking for. He takes it out and throws it at you.

The cucumber lands in the grass next to you.

“Now, let’s try with a little help.”

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Some late night Eddie and Poppins thoughts! 18+

With a strong grip on your thighs, Eddie kisses your cunt through your panties. The warmth his tongue left behind was enough to keep you on the brink of orgasm.

He pulls away from your center but keeps one hand toying with the lace of your underwear. “What would the entire school think about the new princess getting eaten out under the bleachers?”

You lean up and reach for his hair. With a sharp tug, and a moan from him, you pull him back down to your cunt.

“They’d say how relaxed I’ve been since getting my rocks off.”

Eddie rips your panties clean from your thighs. He leaves the scrapes under you on the ground.

“Bossy is my favorite look on you, Poppins.”

“It’ll be bitchy real soon,” you say, spreading your legs wide. “Now eat.”

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I’ve been laughing at this tiktok for the last hour (by hour I mean for the last week) and I can’t help but think about Wayne and Eddie 😭

Slamming the car door, Eddie takes his phone out his pocket to listen to the message Wayne left.

“Hey Ed. It’s your dad. Listen—your sister sent me and Susan money to help out with the garage fixin, since she plowed my car through it at two in the morning…”

Eddie feels the nerve in his lower back spike. He pinches his nose.

“Which is fine, her mama and I very much appreciate it. However…this lil’ girl Pippy—”

Poppy Eddie mouths

“—ya’ got told Max to send me electronic money. Now, I know I got it. I got a message saying it’s at the Apple Pay.”

Eddie groans, he leans his forehead on the steering wheel.

“Jesus fuck! Why did she send it through Apple Pay?!”

He remembered specifically telling you to take max to the bank.

“Now, I don’t know what that is. I didn’t even know I had the Apple Pay. Apple not paying any bills in this house…so what I’m thinking—what?! Yeah I’m on the phone with him. What?! A message! He didn’t answer. I don’t know if he can pick up the roast Susie!…anyway, so I’m thinking Apple Pay has my money. I don’t play about money, Ed, not even Monopoly money.”

Eddie opens his messages to send you a text.

Teddy spaghetti

You sent Wayne money to his Apple Pay!!!

Poppins

Hi honey, how are you? I’m fine. How’s your day? I’m only driving all over town for your step moms grocery list

Teddy spaghetti

Hi honey

Poppins

That’s better

And yea

Max forgot her PIN number

Teddy spaghetti

She says that so she doesn’t have to pay for shit!

Did you ask Billy????

Poppins

You gotta be fuckin crazy 🫠

lol

“Now, what do I have to do to get my money from Apple Pay? I don’t like all this virtual money. I don’t even like blade runner, Ed. I don’t like all this Casio, casius app, vinega—vinmo, I almost said vinegar. It’s hard for me to, ya’ know—they don’t make this easy on older people…well…that’s what I got a son for. We need to figure this out so I can get this money…anyway. Call me back. Bye.”

Based on this masterpiece 💀

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I think for the Eddie and Poppins universe Eddie is surprisingly a jock, but a very reluctant one.

Eddie was working the Hot Shot booth at the Roane County fair one summer when a group of jocks were giving him shit. They threw the baseballs at him instead of the pins and bottles. What they didn’t expect was Eddie throwing the balls back.

In the midst of the big fight, all the boys got arrested. At the jail, the baseball coach picked up his team and included Eddie, offering him a spot on the team.

“Well of course you’d have to try out, a little rough around the edges but I’m sure we can iron that out. Football coach is interested too.”

“I’d rather have my brain eaten by a herd of zombies,” Eddie said signing his release papers.

The coach patted Eddie’s back with a great laugh.

“So I’ll see you Monday at 3pm!”

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Thank you @moonchildreads for being the inspo for this new reader and Eddie 😭😭 ilysm bunny!!!!!

Eddie and poppins (poppy Pierre)

And now I finally have a home for my coquette reader fic I’ve been dreaming about 🤭

Now I have to watch mary poppins!