#Eonwe tries to lay claim to the simarils for the valar and everyone who just been led to victory by the sons of Feanor are not having it

[aurorapillar]

I have no idea how I would make it happen, but I'm petty and dislike the Valar and so I would love to have a fic where in the time between the valar's forces leaving Valinor and arriving in Beleriand, the elves there manage to defeat Morgoth.

Like they arrive and are proclaiming they're there to help and someone is like "uh yeah, we got rid of him months ago. Thanks for finally getting off your butts though I guess."