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>Halloween Night<

Tommy, dressed as a raccoon: What are you supposed to be? Where's your costume?

Techno: I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac, the look like everyone else

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Kidnapper: We have your son.

Philza: Which one? Tommy, Wilbur, or Techno?

Kidnapper: Um, the one with the crown.

Philza: *laughs* oh you don't have him, he has you.

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Philza: What did I say about murder?!

Tommy: But phil-

Philza: WHAT. DID. I. SAY. ABOUT. MURDER?!

Tommy: *sighs* no murder on thursdays

Philza: NO MURDER ON THURSDAYS

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Ranboo: If Andrew Carnegie had a steel business, would that make him the Man of Steel?

Tubbo: Ranboo, it's 3 am. Go to sleep.

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Ranboo: Someday, you will look back on this and laugh.

Tubbo: I promise that every time I think of this, I will personally drive to your house and smack you.

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Sapnap: Hey Dream

Dream: *sighs* George used to call me Dream

Sapnap:

Sapnap: because it's your f*cking name-

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Wilbur: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Philza: Strong.

Tommy: Weak.

Techno: An idiot, that's what you are.

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Tubbo: Do you recognize any of these men?

Bad: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didnt see his face. But I heard him.

Bad: He was singing along to the music at the bar

Tubbo: Do you remember what he was singing?

Bad: I think it was that one song, "I Want it That Way"

Tubbo: Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar

Tubbo: Okay, Number One, could you olease sing the opening to I Want it That Way?

Wilbur: Really? Ok. You are, my fire

Tubbo: Number Two, keep it going

Tommy: My one, desire

Tubbo: Number Three

Ranboo: Believe, when I say

Tubbo: Number Four!

Dream: I want it that way

Tubbo: TELL ME WHY!

Wilbur, Tommy, Ranboo and Dream: Aint nothing but a heart ache

Tubbo: TELL ME WHY!

Wilbur, Tommy, Ranboo and Dream: Aint nothing but a mistake

Tubbo: Now Number Five

Techno: I never want to hear you say

Tubbo: Woo!

All Five: I want it that way

Tubbo fanning himself: Chills, literal chills

Bad: It was Number Five, Number Five killed my brother

Tubbo: Oh my gosh, I completely forgot about that

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Tommy & Wilbur in the back of Techno's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Phil: We have food at home.

Techno: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through*

Tommy & Wilbur: YAYYYYY!!!

Techno: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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ranboo, enderwalking: wElcome to pair o' dice! would you like a fucking Beese Churguer????

quackity, in tears: please,, i just wanna speak with wilbur

ranboo: ☊⊑⟟⋔☍⟒⋏ ⋏⎍⋏☌☌⟒⏁

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Wilbur: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Tommy: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

Techno: A realist sees a freight train.

Phil: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Tubbo: What’s juliet without her romeo?

Ranboo: Alive

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Wilbur, pointing to a wall: What color is this?

Techno: Gray.

Phil: Grey.

Wilbur, turning to Tommy: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Tommy: ...Dark White.

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