#Etheralotus

[megwillart]

Flight of the Etheralotus 🌌

My first big painting for a recent fav game of mine

[bad-cos-ideas]

My RAGE is COMICAL!!

[spoken: a shout that initially sounds outraged, but it's reminiscent of a jester delightedly jingling its bells because it has done well to make the fellows laugh] [the voice of the hulk, but to the tune of "he's a jolly good fellow"]

Anyway, bad idea: They now ban you from the game if you are caught using an alt account to improve your chances of anything ever going right for you because wowee you can't spend every waking moment of everyday on Creatures of Sonaria just to get 1 Deathpoint per 5k studs traveled, 1 Deathpoint per 5 minutes a creature is played, 3 points to finish missions (THAT ONLY REFRESH WHEN YOU DO THEM ALL SO PVP IS NECESSARY WHICH IS LIKE THE BIGGEST CAUSE TO DEATH SO HONESTLY IF YOU DONT HAVE AN ALT OR A REALLY NICE PERSON TO HELP YOU GRIND FOR HOURS STILL, CHANCES ARE YOU JUST DIE AND LOSE ALL PROGRESS WHAT THE FUUUUUUU--), and 1-8 points DEPENDANT ON THE TIER OF WHOMEVER YOU KILL ACTIVELY PROMOTING KOSING AND ANKLEBITING BECAUSE AGAIN UNLESS YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE FRIEND OR AN ALT TO HELP YOU OUT NOBODY WANTS TO RISK KILLING OFF THEIR DEATH TOKEN CREATURE SO FORGET FIGHTING HIGHER TIERS, JUST KILL A SHITTON OF LOW TIERS THAT LARGELY CONSIST OF THE PLAYERS THAT DECIDEDLY DONT WANT TO DO MUCH PVP

[I swear, every attempt to "fix the economy" makes me violently projectile vomit, providing less and less reward for hours of not even playing the game just to have fun anymore ISNT GOING TO CHANGE THAT THE DEVS THEMSELVES FUCKED THE ECONOMY WHEN THEY ARE FICKLE ABOUT ADMITTING WHEN/WHEN NOT A CREATURE IS LIMITED AND HOW LIMITED AS WELL AS CONTINUOUSLY BREAKING THAT FUCKING PROMISE OF NO MORE EXCLUSIVE CREATURES DEVS IM SCREAMING AND CRYING THE ECONOMY WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING BUSTED IF A SINGULAR CREATURE IS SUDDENLY WORTH NEAR MILLIONS OF MUSH IM LOOKING AT YOU ETHERALOTUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK I SWEAR THEY CLAIM THEY WANT TO "BALANCE" THE GAME BUT ALL IT DOES IS MAKE IT PAY TO WIN OR BE GOD'S FUCKING FAVORITE TO WIN]

[if anyone takes this as me being whiney or like I just shouldn't play the game, I love the game when it's just that!! a game!! I hate when I have to consider CREATURE CAPITALISM or LITERAL DAYS WORTH OF EFFORT just to get A FUCKING CREATURE on the FUCKING CREATURE BASED GAME]

[and if you think death points aren't FUCKING BROKEN: completing 400 (FOUR FUCKING HUNDRED) missions is your best bet, or if you have an alt 150 kills on 5-tiers exclusively (ON 5-TIERS) because to do it by non-pvp exclusive ways would be 6 MILLION STUDS OF DISTANCE TRAVELED oR HOWEVER FUCKING HOURS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT YOUR 6 HOURS EQUATES TO FUCKING 60 POINTS OUT OF FUCKING 1200 SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO THE DAMN MATH

tHANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

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