#Everytime she calls him MY Kun i die a little

[franeridart]

Anon said: Are you still into krbk? I noticed you haven't draw them a lot recently (I don't mean to pressure you, I was just wondering)

I still very much am!!! but a convergence of unrelated happenings (my focus being unusually scattered, lack of general motivation, them not having interacted much in the manga lately, my having pulled out of the fandom a little for a bunch of reasons, having gotten into a lot of new things I want to make a lot of stuff for ??) had my output of stuff for them/inspiration related to them die down a lot ): I miss them though, I should fill a page with doodles of them one of these days... well, I haven’t drawn much in genereal lately, so maybe let’s start first with fixing that haha

Anon said: Fun Fact : In smash bros ultimate there are spirits with octopath traveler and they're in pairs and guess what ? Alfyn and Therion are together :3

I KNOW!!!!!! It makes me so emo I’m a bundle of feelings they’re soulmates I tell youuuuuuuuuuu ;;A;; (little inconsequential things making me a mess, what’s new xD) - another fun fact is that h’aanit and ophilia share one too!! and I ship them too!! and cyrus and tressa share one as well, and they’re my brother’s mains in his save! A series of delightful little coincidences haha

Anon said: Will you be drawing more Jujutsu Kaisen? I love your art sm and I would love to see more!!!!

Right now I feel like I want to spend the next ten years drawing these kids, so I sure hope so! But as I said my focus has been very scattered for the past three or so months, so I can’t promise anything ): let’s both enjoy it while it lasts haha

Anon said: You are my emotional support artist. I check back every once and a while and BOOM. Serotonin.

You’re too kind!!!! But thank you, I’m glad I can make you feel better! :D

Anon said: i'm super new to your art (and mha) and i just wanted to say your krbk stuff is just !!!!!!! it makes me so happy and makes my poor jaded heart feel something and it's just all around incredible!!!

Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad you like my way of portraying the kids!!!!

Anon said: I’m about to cry I’ve spent an hour looking though your bnha tag for that lil comic where Kiri hugs Baku and. It. Sent. Me. Back. To. The. Top. I didn’t even get to finish reading it. I’m so upset. So. So. So. Upset.

(same) Anon said: OH MY GOSH IT KEEPS SENDING ME TO THE TOO I HATE MOBILE AND LOVE YOU I LVOE YOU BUT THIS WEBSITE IS K I L L I N G ME I JIST WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS AS KIRI ATTEMPTS TO HUG BAKUGOU BUT NOOOO, AN HOUR OF MY TIME ISNT ENOUGH SAYS THE TIME STEALER

(samesame) Anon said: I. Found the hug thing. On Pinterest. In. Five. Seconds. I hate life but also it was really cute. Thank you but seriously I hate this website

The saga hahaha sorry anon I couldn’t get to you before you went out of your mind trying to find it, I got the asks in the middle of the night! Glad you could find it, though I’m kinda sad you had to look on pinterest for it (...sad it is on pinterest at all tbh) here it is anyway, if this is the one you were talking about! you really went back in the years for this one huh

Anon said: So for that thing that you made a w h i l e ago where Bakugou ruffles Kirishima’s hair, right? So I imagine Kiri is like w h a t and calls over Mina or Denki or Sero or all of them or something like that and tells them and is freaking out and they’re like “he wasn’t in the right mindset, you know he sleeps at 8:32” and make a joke out of it as Kiri is freaking out. And Kiri is freaking out soooo much as they are crying laughing on the floor at Bakugou’s sleeping schedule.

hahaha I’m sure he must have freaked out on them at some point after that, and bakugou must have done the same (probably with jirou, less likely but more hilarious with todoroki or tokoyami haha) - though, the original idea came from a bigger one where the scene in the comic didn’t bring them anywhere closer to getting together (or figuring out they’re into each other, for the matter lmao idiots) maybe one day I’ll get back on that >:]

Anon said: In your comments, you said “at this point my hands will never forget” and I had a nozaki-kun memory float into my head, imagining him sick and trying to make his deadline xD yes muscle memory

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anon you have no idea how often I think about that hahaha yes, I say my hands won’t forget but we all know that’s exactly how it’ll end at some point lol

Anon said: dang this happens all the time like I follow someone for their bnha content and then like two months after following them I find out they used to make yowapeda content and im just sitting their like dang thats wild because bnha and yowapeda are like the only two animes I watch

ANON!!!! HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always so nice to find other ywpd fans!!!!!!!! Sorry I’m not making art for it anymore (for now) but despite my sister insisting I read the manga already I’ve been putting it off......for years lol but it’s on my reading list!! So maybe I’ll get back on it at some point!

Anon said: FRAN!!!!!! i love ur art so much and im trying to buy ur products on redbubble and i geniunely cant decide what to get!!!!! i tired asking my friend but she doesnt know which one either hahahahhahah ig i just wanted to send this because i really appreciate u and u are very talented. im sending u lots of high vibrations and love❤️🧡

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! It means so much to me that you guys are still buying my stuff (TTATT) I should...........seriously update it..........gomen m(._.)m

Anon said:YES YES YEEES MORE ALFYON ON THE WAYYYYYY 💖💖💖💖💖 They're both the cutest really their ship is the beeest  Try reading some the alfyon fanfics if you have some time, they're really good ! The one i really recommend you is Crismonberries, blackberries by court_court on Ao3 !Your art is the best ever can't wait to see more octopath !!💖💖💖

Anon thank you SO MUCH for suggesting that fic to me I!!!!!!!!!!!! loved it so much I deep-dived into it and spent two straight days reading it it’s such a gem!!!!! ;;; bless you

Anon said: Have you watched Fullmetal Alchemist?

Hell yeah! Only Brotherhood though. I read the manga too tho!!

Anon said: Have you read Noragami? It’s one of my favourite manga, and the anime isn’t half bad either (still waiting for s3 tho lol) anyway it’s really good, concept-wise it’s similar to Soul Eater, I totally recommend

I watched the first season back when it aired! It’s not really my thing though ): feels a bit sad in that very specific way that always ends up just making me miserable as I keep reading............................... sorry

Anon said: I will never not be in love with your art. Everytime I'm feeling down and/or missing the boys I scroll through your krbk tag and it reminds me exactly of why I love them so much and I'm so thankful for that. Your brand of krbks is the one I love the most and honestly thank you so much for all your marvelous art of them and of other things as well because you art is just so pretty and I love seeing your ocs and other fandom art 💕💕💕

Anon I love you......................... ;;;;; thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me (oTT^TT)o<3

[moonylvi]

Nct ot23 reaction to their s.o being really shy and blushing all the time 💗💞

A/N: Thank you so much for requesting this. It's actually my first ever reaction and I really hope you like it.💕 Also please tell me if I made a mistake, English isn't my native language. Disclaimer: This is purely fictional, means it's an AU and in no way meant to harm anyone.  Pairings: ¹/23 memberX gn! reader Warnings: Cringe-worthy content and me trying to be funny and writing some reactions longer than intended. Genre: Fluff, partly crackish?

Taeil:  Okay, I honestly think he would tease u. Gemini things, I don't make the rules. It was a super awkward moment because he told you one of his jokes, making you burst into laughter. And with that, you accidentally spit on his arm. Of course you immediately cleaned it, not being able to look at him for good 3 hours. When you finally reappeared from behind your scarf, he couldn't help, but to make another dumb joke, connected to you spitting on him.

Johnny:  Would definitely bug you about, why you suddenly acted all shy and blushed everytime he told you to look at him. Started teasing you without knowing the reason, until you finally told him that you had walked in on him showering earlier. Broke out into a huge burst of laughter. "Oh, Y/N you already saw me naked before. What's the problem?" Taeyong: He would definitely try to comfort you. First he wants to know why you've been blushing so hard and acting more shy than normally. Then he would tell you it's not a big deal, generally making you feel more secure. Hugs you and maybe also pinches your cheeks. Yuta:  I can see him not caring that much about you being shy. But when you are blushing, he'll chuckle, poke your cheeks, cuddles you and also tells you, how you look exactly like that cute girl in one of his Animes. Kun:  Very mature about it. Similar to TY, he would make you feel safe. "Y/N there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Really, if you didn't dropped it, either Hendery or Leon would have and in contrary to them you at least cleaned up the shards." Doyoung:  100% him touching, poking and pinching your cheeks. He would most likely laugh at you without any problems, but if someone else laughs at you, he probably switches into protector-mode, hugging and comforting you. Ten:  Annoyingly asks you why you were so shy and blushing all the time. Goes up to that moment where he tried to convince you that he will die, if you won't tell him. Naturally you can't let that happen, unlocking your phone and showing him a picture Kun sent to you. The two of were laughing at the dorm, looking like two maniacs. "Why are you embarrassed about it? It's cute. We should use it for our next Christmas cards." Jaehyun:  Finally, our valentines boy! Thinks you're super cute while blushing. Actually likes your shy side a lot and cuddles you, while calling you new nicknames. "My cute little flamingo!" WinWin:  Also kind on the unbothered side for most of the times. Just ignores your blush, knowing you want it to go away and pointing it out, wouldn't help at all. Sometimes he would blush too, especially if it is a situation where he is the reason for your blush. Jungwoo:  In the past few months he's been confusing everyone. He used to be a shy and reserved puppy, but now he said his hobby is Netflix and Chill with a smirk... Either way I think I'll go with him being shy too, for no reason. You were playing with your hair, while watching him reading through new lyrics. When he looked up and met your eyes, you both flushed red and quickly looked everywhere but at each other. Lucas:  I really don't know how he would act. He's embarrassing himself all the time, but mostly doesn't care and continues being weird. So for you, he'll probably laugh or at least chuckle a bit, crushing you in his arms. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE he's being shy too. Deep below I can see a very sensitive person in him, so that's where his enormous hugs come from. Mark:  Mark is the king of shyness. You remember how he tried explaining some lyrics, yeah? Well, he would have no idea why you were blushing and hiding in your sweater palms. A bit confused at first, but after he knew what caused your cheeks to burn up, he'll chuckle awkwardly and ignore it, waiting for you to calm down. In very few cases, CUDDLES. Have you seen him with Winwin? Xiaojun:  He would ensure that nothing serious caused your sudden shy behavior. Like you spilled a bit of water on the table. After a short chuckle by himself, he tries to get you to laugh over the situation and forget it shortly after. However if it was something serious, he would pull you into his arms and reassures you, everything is fine. Hendery:  I can see him being the actual reason why you were blushing the whole evening. Every other minute he tells you cheesy, but cute pick-up-lines, not noticing what it does to you. Eventually he did and stopped, laughing at your behavior, but when you bid him goodbye, he couldn't resist telling you a last one."It's not 'see you tomorrow'. It is 'see you soon'

because I'll meet you in my dreams" At this point I want to add a cringe pick up line for Mark that I found. It's a bit mean but if you take it with humor, read it, if not, skip the note. Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away.... Renjun:  I can't decide whether he would chuckle at you or try to make you feel less shy. He knows how it is to be teased about something embarrassing (geurae naegen neoppuniyAa), but he also teases the members a lot, so maybe it'll be depending on the situation. If it's about something big like cracking your voice on national TV he would comfort and reassure you, probably some cuddles. Also tries to make you forget it. If it's because of an unimportant situation he would laugh at you. The way you just walked into a closed door? Hilarious. He would bring it up weeks later, turning you into a shy mess once again. Jeno: I can totally see him being a safekeeper, inviting you into his arms and cuddling you, until you are ready to face other people again. Except for the cases where you stay where you are and mumble into his shirt what happened, making him laugh and squeeze you a bit more. Haechan:  Definitely in team teasing! He is probably the most annoying one in Nct and with you? Good luck, he is even more annoying. When you spontaneously went to the store, to buy a new bottle of your favorite bodywash and your boyfriend decided to tag along, you hadn't thought it would end like this. You just picked the bottle, when he screamed "How on earth smells 'Fresh Mountain breeze. Or here, look 'Chocolate cookie cream tart'." The few people who were standing in the same row giving you weird looks, causing you to blush and embarrassingly trying to pull him away from the different bodywash's. "No, look here is one called 'hot winternight wood'. Why are there such stupid names?" His outburst making you blush more. "Haechan, come on. Let's go home." Finally he looked at you noticing the red hue covering not only your cheeks but your whole face and of course he started laughing more. "You are so embarrassed, aren't you? Actually it should be the person who chose these silly names. I mean how can you call a simple bodywash 'Sparkling Starlight Rain'?" You couldn't help the laughter that now flowed uncontrollably out of you, forgetting your prior flustered state and enjoying your happy boyfriend. Please ignore this being long af Jaemin:  Would definitely tease you in a cute way. Means, he's chuckling and poking your red cheeks with his fingers, cooing something along the lines of "My Y/Nie. My little Angel is so cute when blushing." *cue you blushing more* YangYang:  Most likely also part of the teasing line, but also comforts you. He and hyuck are literally best friends. You really wish you could turn back time at the moment. YangYang invited you to the WayV dorm for the first time, but you already knew the rest of the boys, so you were pretty chill, walking down the street, breathing the cold air in. Maybe a bit too chilled, considering the fact you had pressed the wrong doorbell and with that, got to know their old neighbor, who ignored your apologizing and accused you of pulling a prank on her, especially after she heard, you were the s.o of the 'loud screaming kindergarten-boy'. When you arrived at the right door, you were greeted by Hendery, Lucas and YangYang laughing loudly. "Did you really just rang the wrong doorbell?!" Making you feel the blood rise to your cheeks. "Come in, you need to tell us everything she said. We only heard the end where she called me a kindergarten boy." Shyly you sat on the couch, fiddling with your fingers, after you finished talking, waiting for the boys to stop laughing at you. Suddenly your boyfriend latched himself onto you, comforting you in a big hug. "If you want to, we can really pull a prank on her the next time, you visit." Shotaro: Similar to Jungwoo. I still need to figure this boy out. He made those tiktok's, but now he is the cutest little smiling otter. Anyway, I think it's depending on the situation. If it is because of something one of you

said or did, he'll get shy too, copying your mannerism and surely goes into 🦦mode. If someone else caused it, he probably tries to stay calm and gets you to calm down too. Sungchan: I get a comfortable and reassuring vibe from him, so he'll kinda be like TY. When he first wanted to introduce you to the rest of the members you suddenly became really shy and tried to hide behind his back. He was confused at first, but soon found out that you were 'just' nervous. "Trust me Y/N, they are going to like you. Please don't worry! I'm not going to leave your side, okay?" Chenle:  This boy, honestly he would be laughing in his best dolphin at you. "Y/N you look like a tomato. What happened?" Which leads to you, trying to hide behind your hands. "Nothing." Of course he wouldn't believe you, switching his technique to tickling you. "Tell me what happened!" But you surprisingly stayed strong and instead settled for cuddling with your boyfriend to distract him and hopefully recover yourself from your heavy blushing. Jisung:  I have a feeling it would be mutual. Like you two just accidentally bumped your heads together and immediately started apologizing. You are both super embarrassed and shy about the situation, but eventually you will forget what happened or just ignore it. UNTIL someone brings it up again and both of you are blushing like crazy AGAIN.

[arata-is-a-dunce]

The Kanoichi Clan

*This will be long, but bare with me. Please note that this is all speculation and not concrete.*

I have been thinking about this clan. But specifically on one bitch.

Kanoichi Satoru’s deadbeat dad. (I don’t really like the man. And this will be more bashing on the man because of what he did to Satoru.)

Is this man even alive? Don’t know but for now, let’s say yes.

I will focus on Kanoichi-san and his son.

For the rest of this thing, I will call the father “Kanoichi-san” and Satoru “Satoru” or “Kanoichi-kun.”

I am not apologizing for anything that might make one mad and I don’t condone what Satoru did in his introduction. This is to look at the characters on a deeper level.

Anyway, without further ado

This bitch would have allowed his son to be permanently disfigured (at worst, killed) for the house god beside him.

So, exactly what would his reaction be to our main character?

Let’s get a little deeper with this.

According to Satoru, his father had never been like this before. He would never have sacrificed his son for anything. But let’s let it be known that children never know their parents’ true colors until later.

Could it be that Satoru’s father had always been like this, and this incident revealed that to Satoru? Kanoichi-san probably didn’t care much about his son, seeing him as nothing but a tool that can be replaced. He can make more children if Satoru was to die, as stated in these panels.

“Unfortunately, that boy cannot be used as a threat. I can always make another child after all.”

“His eyes . . . His heart . . . Go ahead and gouge them out.”

This fucker, didn’t see Satoru as his son in this moment. “That boy” instead of “my son” or “Satoru” as in Japanese they don’t really have “he/her” pronouns. (Or is it just “you” that they don’t have a word for?)

Anyway. He didn’t care.

Satoru believes that his father would never have done that if it hadn’t been for the Another.

If it had been a different situation, I do believe Kanoichi-san wouldn’t have cared either way. He would have allowed the perpetrator to kill Satoru at any point no matter the situation.

Kanoichi-san probably never cared for his family and Satoru is finally seeing it, but the situation warped his way of thinking. Instead of finding blame in his father’s actions (or lack thereof), he placed the blame on the Another who is protecting them (I think this is how that works, correct me if I am wrong). The Another is there to help prosper the family and home, keeping it safe.

In the anime, during this flashback, Akane was saying how she’s gotten to understand Suzu (the mansion god) a lot better since Arata had come by. She compares Arata to Kanoichi-san:

“Everytime I see how Miyako-san acts with Anothers, I remember my uncle . . . your father. He was friends with Anothers. He was Suzu-sama’s best friend.”

(We also get his face here instead of the manga. Strange. They might have pulled things from the latest volumes.)

(The man would probably be in his late 50s-late 60s now depending on how old he was when he had Satoru. And he would probably not look a day over 40. Here he does look well into his early 30s but it’s difficult to tell.)

In this scene, Satoru and Akane spoke in a way that it came across that Satoru’s father (Akane’s uncle) has passed away.

As noted by Akane saying “[he] was Suzu-sama’s best friend.”

In the manga, the wording is a little different.

“He was even getting along with the mansion god . . .”

“The mansion god” is used instead of “Suzu-sama.”

A little odd on why the anime added more to the elevator scene and changed up Akane and her relationship with the Zashiki-warashi. (Unless that’ll be something later down the road in the series and they just pulled it towards the beginning.)

Again note the change in wording. Here she says

“It reminds you of . . . your father.”

Not whatever she said in the anime. Not the “I remember . . .” but the “It reminds you . . . ” 

This makes it a bit more meaningful. Allows us to see a different side. Everytime Satoru sees Arata acting in such a way, he’s thinking of his father. He’s remembering his trauma and what had led up to it, the why he has a scar in the first place.

There’s also this tidbit in the same page:

“Do you leave it there just to spite him?”

Satoru still keeps the scar to spite his father and the clan. And Satoru has made it clear to the audience the only reason he hasn’t given up his family name and turned his back on the clan is because Akane is still there.

So, these are giving mix signals. Is Kanoichi-san still alive or has he passed and Kanoichi-kun is trying to hold onto something as a reminder?

Kanoichi-san is . . . something.

I doubt he’s ever been a good father. He is probably one of those fathers that choose their obsesssion (work or hobby or something) over their own family.

The Zarashiki-warashi is the reason they are prospering. As stated by Satoru here:

You can see his anger but also the fear that he probably still holds.

He doesn’t see the worth in being a sacrifice for prosperity. And I don’t see it either. It isn’t worth sacrificing your child to live a prosperous life unless you’re a greedy person.

And he doesn’t trust Arata because he fears that he will sacrifice a human if it meant appealing to Anothers. He doesn’t have a reason to trust Arata either. He doesn’t know him other than as a new face in the work—naive and ignorant and fully willing to be all buddy-buddy with the beings that messed his life up.

So Kanoichi-san is a person willing to sacrifice his own child for the sake of keeping an Another safe. What’s not to stop him from sacrificing something or someone else for something even smaller?

This will now go into my theory of how Kanoichi-san will react to Miyako Arata. You can skip straight to the comments to rebuttal me.

If anything Kanoichi-san probably has an obsession with Anothers (not like Saejima). It’s toned down, nonchalant with the need to know, to find out. He is patient and does not rush, calm and cautious with his movements.

(I’m trying to think of an anime villain. Probably Aizen from Bleach? Dude planned for hundreds of years and experimented and got things done without rushing and it bore fruit.)

So say, Kanoichi-san is all the willing to watch the pieces on a chessboard fall, being careful in his movements and will take out and sacrifice anything along the way. (I’m not a chess player so this metaphor probably doesn’t make sense but pretend it does)

All of a sudden, some kid comes out of nowhere being able to speak to these creatures that have always fascinated him. This kid can understand them and learn from the creatures than whatever theories the humans make up. He would probably watch carefully from the shadows to see what he kind of information could extract before striking.

Arata is a fascinating character to the outside world. He is descended from a great onmyōji and has this man’s rare ability. So, now, he’s also fascinated by this human.

Patience can always wear thin and break.

Since he would give up his own son to protect an Another. What lengths would he go to get this human with the ability to speak to them on his side?

They are of a prominent clan, so they would be rich. Money could go a long way. Money could sway others where it won’t sway some.

He could most likely get away with kidnapping, yes?

But that’s a thought for another time.

Kanoichi-san gives off these little vibes of an antagonist who’s willing to wait in the weeds for the right opportunity. He will probably resort in taking Arata if it means helping him get close to Anothers. (Trying to think of character who betrayed mc after “teaching” them. Can’t think of anyone atm. Anyone know of anyone?)

(Wait, Kray to Galo. Even if he wasn’t really a teacher nor liked Galo.)

If Kanoichi-san is to cross paths with Arata, then I fear for the redhead. He will probably not see anything wrong with talking about Anothers with someone willing to listen after having been brushed off (maybe a little iffy cause dude bro is sketchy and related to trigger-happy Satoru). Because of this, he doesn’t really delve into weaknesses since he doesn’t really know them. He keeps important information to himself.

Despite being a patient person, Kanoichi-san finally allows himself to move.

Then, well, RIP Arata I guess.

Of course, this is all speculation. Except for the Satoru’s part because wow, he got the short end of the stick. I do feel bad for him, but I don’t condone his burning of babies.

Same with Sakaki Kyouichi, don’t condone him at all in the Hell Arc. I will get into that another time.

I bid you farewell with a soft Satoru. Look at him, baby.

[justsomegruviastuff]

Gruvia Au part two

So I actually thought of this one day after the chapter came out and it added with the last au I wrote so it turned out to be a continuation . I hope you like it !🌹

She turned white and dont worry , you'll all be joining her in just a few minutes " Grays eyes turned and he went full mode ice devil slayer. He wouldn't let anyone touch her and right now he didnt care if he was strong enough he was going to defeat that bitch and get Juvia back no matter what .The others also got in a fighting stance and without questioning they all started attacking the woman. Gray cast a spell but the woman didnt even move the magic passed her like thin air . Gray moved closer and tried again but nothing worked .

" Where is she ? " he asked infuriated and the others tried to attack her too but again nothing. Gray decided that this was useless and so he did what his instinct told him to . He freezed her whole and turned to his team .

" This is not going to last long . I'm going to go and search for Juvia you hold her off " Erza gave him a nod and he called to Happy . The small cat terrified followed him and started flying while carrying Gray . The sky was dark and a light breeze caressed their skin . Happy flew high not really knowing where exactly they were headed .They passed houses and parks until something caught Gray's eyes .

" There ! There's a boat at the sea , go there " happy located the place that Gray mentioned and he flew there . The boat was huge and it seemed suspicious to Gray .When they were just above it happy landed . Gray saw the entrance and rushed inside, what he saw though once again wasn't what he expected. The boat was even bigger inside than it seemed from the outside. Entering it his eyes widened and his heart skept one or two bits . His face turned white and he clenched his fists . Every single one of his friends and guild mates were standing like soulless puppets staring at him . But what made his teeth grit and his eyes turn wasn't that. Juvia , his Juvia was trapped inside what seemed like a bubble that connected to some tubes and Gray guessed was draining her magic . She was unconcious and visibly in pain , she was slightly injured and as time passed more and more magic was taken away from her . Gray waisted no time , he run towards her but was stopped by his own friends. They were hypnotized or controlled or something Gray assumed . They started attacking him but they weren't using their whole powers so it was easier to get pass them . But they were too many and everytime he escaped or another came through.

" Happy , get her out of there " he shouted and happy flew to Juvias direction . He started biting and scratching the machine doing little damage . He was stopped though by Lili . The little exceed was also brainwashed and trapped Happy to a wall. Gray had enough , he casted a spell that would hold them off for a few minutes at least . Gray rashed to Juvia and froze the machine . Once it broke juvia's naked form fell to his arms . He quickly took of his clothes and wrapped it around her frail body . With fear in his eyes he put his head to her chest and longed for a heartbeat. When he realized she was still alive he smiled and sighted. Realizing his spell didnt work anymore he took Juvia to his arms and run outside the boat before anyone could attack him . Getting out he noticed that none followed him ,maybe the mage didnt let them go out of the boat . Just when he was outside he turned to the boat .

" We're going to come for you all, just wait" seing that happy was too tired to fly with both of them he decided they sould walk . With Juvia in his arms and Happy by his side he started walking back to where Natsu and everyone else where, hoping that they were all alright . They could barely see where they were going and it started getting a little chilly ,not that he cared. When they were almost there Juvia started gaining conciousness. She started shaking and Gray stopped walking . She slowly opened her eyes and Gray smiled . Juvia didnt know it was him and started pushing to get away .

" Its me ,its me dont worry " Juvias eyes finally landed on him and she finally let out a big sight like all this time she wasn't able to breathe until she saw him , that made his heart ache . She quickly wrapped her arms around his neck and started sobbing and shaking .

" Juvia was .... Juvia was so afraid ... she thought she'd never ... see her Gray -sama again .... that woman ...the white mage ..... I... juvia thought she did something... to hurt you ... she took Juvias place .... and then...and then .." Gray shushed her and kissed her temple to make her feel safe . He could feel her warm tears falling on his chest and her slow breathing ticking his skin . He hated it when she was crying , he absolutely hated it .

" I'm here , your safe now , I wont let anything happen to you , I promise " slowly Gray let her out of his arms and helped her gain balance so she could walk . Once he was sure she wouldn't fall his gaze turned to her midnight eyes .

" Are you okay, are you hurt ? What did that bich do to you ? He asked worried as he searched for injuries across her body but all he could see was small scratches and bruises , nothing too serious .

" She drained most of Juvias magic away . But I still have some left, .... Wait ... where .. where is she ... where is the white mage ? Gray looked confused

" The white mage ? " he asked

" Yes .. the woman that attacked fairytail... the one who took juvias place " that's when Gray realized sho she was talking about .

" She is the white mage ? The one that took the water dragons power ? But .... actually ...that makes sense.... oh shit ... she is here to take Natsus magic ... fuck we need to go " he quickly took Juvias wrist and run to their destination, he was glad she could run . Happy followed them and when they were near the camp he stopped and turned to Juvia .

" Ok stay here , I'm going to go help the others and then I'm gonna come for you and we're going to save our friends at the boat " juvias brow lifted and she looked at Gray .

" What ? No ... Juvias going to help .. you don't understand Gray-sama she is powerful way more powerful that any of us. Juvia has to make sure nothing happens to Gray-sama and the others " just as she was about to go to the camp Gray quickly stopped her by grabbing her wrist and spinning her around .

" No you're not ! You lost most of your magic and if you use the last of it you're going to..... it's not happening you're staying here , end of the situation ! Juvias pushed Grays hand away something that again made his heart ache.

" No ! I dont care what happens to me ! Juvia is not gonna let you and her friends fight alone and probably get hurt when she can help! You're not changing Juvias mind no matter what I'm going to fight with every last bit of magic Juvia has ! Gray sighed .

" If something happens to you again I'm going to... Fuck , juvia ! I can't loose you!I can't let anything happen to you and right now I'm not strong enough to protect you ! Fuck , this wasn't supposed to happen ! " some tears started escaping from his eyes and he closed them so Juvia couldn't see but she did . She lifted her hands and cupped Grays cheeks wiping his tears away .

"Juvia loves you! So much ! She promises whatever happens tonight we'll still be toghether tommorow ! You're not getting rid of her that easily ! Gray smirked and slowly lifted his own hand grabbing hers on his face. He caressed it and opened his eyes to look at hers.

" You're lucky I'm in love with you or there is no way I would let you get out of this this easy " Juvias eyes widened and her heartbeat increased , she was sure she just had another one of her fantasies but when Gray smirked and walked ahead she realized this was reality.

" W..wh..what " she stuttered and made a few slow steps his way. Gray laughed .

"Oh no ! If you want an explanation and to hear that again you'll have to get out of this safe ! We're going to win and you're going to be okay or else your not going to hear this words leave my mouth ever " juvia understanding where this was headed she slowly nodded still fazed from his words . Now standing before the camp both of them gasped . Wendy and Lucy were badly injured and layed to the ground while Erza and Natsu were still fighting but were also seriously injured . When Erza took a notice of them both she let out a sight.

" Thank God! " she dodged an attack coming from the mage . Gray and Juvia quickly started fighting by her and Natsus side . When the white mage saw Juvia she laughed and stopped casting spells .

" Oh i see ! Your knight in shining armor came to your rescue . But ... oh too bad ... I can see your almost out of magic .... but still are you gonna fight ?" Juvia nodded with no hesitation and determination written all over her eyes . The white mage then started laughing out loud.

" Are you serious ? Do you have a death wish or something ! I believe you're aware that if you use that magic you have left your done right ? Juvia didnt even flinch , she took a fighting stance and was ready to attack her but Gray got in the middle and stopped her.

" No ! You heard what she said if you use that magic you're gonna die ! This is it you're not fighting ! " again juvias eyes remained at the white mage and she still had her fighting stance .

" Look at everybody! Lucy and Wendy-San are badly injured and surely can't fight! Erza-san is also in a terrible state and can barely dodge an attack . Natsu -kun is in danger because she is after him and you Gray-sama , she is gonna destroy you! Juvia can't let that happen! She is not going to stand aside watching the people she loves getting hurt when she can help it ! " Juvia shouted and pushing Gray she attacked the mage .

" No .. stop it.." Gray run after her but Erza stopped him . She grabbed his shoulder and brought him close to her . Erza hugged him and Gray saw some tears escaping her eyes .

" She is ... she is way too powerful... I'm sorry Gray ... I'm so sorry " Grays heart ached at the sight of Erza giving up, she never gives up. This was bad , this was very bad . Grays head turned to see Juvia . She bad barely touched the white mage but she was already injured .Grays teeth gritted and he closed his eyes not wanting to watch . This is my fault , once again I can't protect her! I'm unable to protect her, I'm not worthy of her love ,I never was . She is gonna die and it's because of me ! Fuck Gray snap out of it , its no time for that ! You have to try , you need to fight , you must protect her! Get up , get up. Gray got out of Erzas embrace and headed towards juvia and the mage . Natsu quickly got on his feet and went to help . Erza wiped her tears and gathered every power she had left . Lucy slowly got up and grabbed her keys taking a fighting stance . Carla helped Wendy get up and she joined the others .Juvia turned around her eyes widening by the sight beside her.

" We're here ! " everyone yelled

" Were going to fight toghether " Natsu casted the fists spell and the white mage was actually hurt .

" You're not going to do this alone " Grays with tears in his eyes attacked and the mage was thrown off .

" We are not giving up ever!" Erza was next and she quickly requiped and hit the white mage .

" We are with you Juvia " Lucy with the help of Taurus moved forward .

" We are gonna end this now " Wendy blew the woman off. Juvia quickly casted the last spell before the mage could react. Everyone waited to see if they had eventually won and what they saw brought terror to their eyes. The white mage looked like she didnt even have a scratch and she kept laughing out loud . Everyone was terrified they couldn't win . The mages expression changed .

" You made me mad little girl ,you're gonna pay " she quickly run towards Juvias direction and as much as Gray wanted to go and save her he wasn't strong enough to even move . Instead he was forced to watch. Juvia got a lot of hits and she was now very seriously injured as she was bleeding everywhere.

" No stop it ,go away!" Gray shouted but Juvia didnt listen , she instead gathered all her power and attacked .But again she was the one getting hurt instead . Gray couldn't watch anymore. He tried to get up.

" Stay down Juvias got this " Juvia yelled with everything she still had .

" No ! I'm not going to let this happen ! You can't win and she is not going to kill you ! Not on my watch !" Gray got on his feet and run towards Juvias side . He grabbed her bleeding hand and looked at her.

" We can do this toghether ! Unison raid ! " Juvia looked at him and nodded squishing his hand . They got ready to cast the unison raid but the white mage stopped them on their tracks . She shot a light spell and it was headed towards Juvia . Gray couldn't act fast because of his injuries and he watches as the light got closer to her. His eyes widened and filled with terror . Then just as he was ready to see his love die everything stopped . The light stopped coming towards Juvia and everyone and everything around him stopped moving .

" Hello Gray " his breathing stopped and he turned around searching for the familiar voice. What he didn't expect though was seeing someone he long assumed dead . Ultear , the dead daughter of his dead teacher was standing perfectly fine in front of him .

Ultear seeing his face laughed .

" Calm down I'm dead ! I'm not a ghost !..I know this seems weird but we have little time so I'm just going to say that this is were I can only exist . Between space time . I stopped the time so you can save her and you better do it now cause we dont have plenty of time " Gray got on his feet and nodded.

" But how ? "

" That's not the real white mage , she is holding off , touka is holding her off or she would have already killed all of you " grays eyes widened , If that's not her full power how can they win ?.

" You can win Gray ! I'm going to pass an ancient spell to you! A spell that can defeat the white mage ! " Ultear got close to Gray and grabbed his hand . She started glowing and a lot of magic power was released . Gray felt powerful , he could defeat her .

" This is " insert ancient spell " use it to kill the white mage" Suddenly a figure appeared and Gray guessed was the white mage outside of Toukas body . He got on a fighting stance and was ready to defeat her . (I'm not good at describing fighting scenes so you're not getting much of that ) ... He was able to land some hits on her but he was badly injured himself. Eveything bad stopped and only him the white mage and Ultear could move . He was starting to give up again and he hated it . He had to protect Juvia he couldn't let her die . The white mage attacked again and he fell down . He could barely get up . Fuck , this wasn't supposed to happen . I can't let her die , not now , I promised to tell her how I feel , I promised to be a man who can protect her ! Fuck I'm useless , I'm not good enough for her , I was never good enough, and I'll never be ! I'm not strong enough !

" Yes you are Gray ,you can do this , I believe in you " a familiar voice once again saddened him and he turned to see . It wasn't Ultear but his breath again stopped and his heartbeat increased . In front of him stood his teacher Ur .

" Dont give me that face ! Get up right now or I'm gonna make you " Gray laughed , he couldn't give up not now . He got up once again . (Blah blah sorry not gonna describe a fight scene I dont want to burn you eyes) his breathing was heavy and blood started dripping everywhere from his body . H was exhausted, nothing seemed to work . Not even " insert ancient spell " could make him win against her . Fuck what was he gonna do . His head turned to see the frozen Juvia who was on the verge of collapsing anytime . He couldn't loose yet he was unable to win .

" Get up boy , there's no time to lose here ,you have to protect your girl " Gray recognized the voice to be Silver , his father . Gray smirked and looked at his father after all this time .

" I said get up !" Gray smiled and did as his father said . ( fighting scene blah blah ) he had managed to ware her magic a little and the white mage seemed hurt but she didnt give up she still attacked Gray . But he wasn't going to give up either not when all this voices kept ringing in his head .

" Go get her " Ur screamed .

" You got this boy " Silver smiled

" You can do this Gray " Ultear said proudly .

" I believe in you " Erzas voice said lightly.

" Dont you dare give up " Natsus voice yelled and Gray laughed.

" You got this Gray " he could hear Lucy

" Were on your side " and Wendy

" I love you Gray -sama " he got up the minute he heard her voice and immediately attacked the white mage .

" It ends here and now " he screamed as he casted his last spell . Light blinded him and he could barely see what the spell did but he knew when everything started moving again. His smile quickly fell off though when he saw the ligh that was headed to Juvia striked her . The white mage was defeated but her spell didnt disappear . He rushed to Juvia and caught her before she fell .

" No no no... please no ... you can die ... you just can't... please don't leave me ... you promised... you promised that we are going to be toghether tommorow ...you have to keep your promises " juvia lifted her weak hand and placed it on Grays cheek .

" You were always ... good enough for Juvia ..... from the moment she met you...you were .. more than enough ... so please ... don't ever doubt ... don't ever doubt yourself again ...Juvia loves you ... more than she ever loved anyone ... she is thankful for you... you made juvia the person she is today.... if not for you... I'd never join fairytail.....I'd never meet all this amazing ... people that ... I can now call my friends .. thank you... " Wendy had already started healing Juvia .

" She is going to be okay " wendy informed Gray and he couldn't be more happy. He placed his head above juvias and smiled .

" You know ... I never thought I could love someone so much ! I actually never though anyone would ever love me , I wasn't worthy of loving , everyone I ever loved died because of me . When i met you I immodestly knew you were special . I kept denying that I loved you because I was afraid to loose you. I always believed I want good enough for you . You are amazing Juvia , any man would be lucky to have you and I dont know how the fuck you love me that much cause I'm not like you, I'm not special but I'm...I'm glad you love me , cause you showed me happiness! I always lived a blank life ,I was happy with my friends but something was always missing . You filled that missing spot, you made my darkness into light and I'm eternally grateful for that . I know now that I will never be strong enough, good enough , but I'll try , everytime I'll try because in the end all I want to do is be with you,and I'm sorry it took me that long to realize . And all this maybe cheesy bur you're not going to hear them that often so you better listen closely . I love you, I love you so much and I want to be with you, I want to be the man who can protect you and I promise one day I will be , one day I'll be able to look in a mirror and say that I'm good enough for you, that you deserve me , and I'm going to mean it . But until I reach to that point I want you beside me every step of the way and I promise I'm going to do my best but you'll have to keep up with me " juvia smiled and tears started falling from her eyes .

" Juvia has been putting up with Gray-sama for years she thinks she can handle it " he smiled and squished her hand.

" I'm ridiculous aren't I? " they laughed and Juvia got closer .

" No you're just in love" and finally after everything, all the chaos , and loss ,and sadness, and happiness, and laughs , their lips intertwined and not even them could describe how magical it felt . It was just right , everything was finally right .

*let's pretend their kissing *

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

the lorax, but everytime a character appears its bnha and every time u read it u want 2 die

summary: oh you know damn well whats coming, sweetie 

notes: its 2:35 am. i spent over an hour writing this. pls clap. 

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it was a suny day in thneedville and the sun was shining but it was COLD and DARk in dekus hart as he gazed sadly off intot he distance. “mommm wy doesnt todoroki senpai-san NOTICE me???”” he lameneted to his mom.

“maybe its ur ugly little pissbaby child face” inko suggested as she cooked up a spaghety for brekfast.

“how can i impress him??” deku questioned

“try lifting, cucklord” said his grandma recovery girl as she casually bench bressed 600 pounds of rocks.

“how bout i find him  a plant insted?” deku sugested thinking about the tre todoroki painted on his house. he had asked todoorki if he liked trees and he sed ‘ya sur i gues’. “bitches lov plants”

“yeeee i kno wat u mean giv him some *lettuce*” recovery gorl winked

“wat a bout a tree” “but TREEs are DEAD” inko exlciamed! she threw the spagheti on the floor for dramtic effect and cltuched dekus head in his hands. “Son do not SPEAK of such things or The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM wil BUST thru the ROOF and kill you! Now sit down and eat ur capitalism! Consumerism is god hallejeuluah amen!”

“tree” deku whisperd

the hose exploded and every1 died but they were okey. avaracious all-for-one’hare, a tiny liitle with a shiny bowlcut and tiny little man feet bitchslaped deku across the face. “NO TREES ALLOUD!!1!”  he shrieked. he bloo a kiss ot dekus mom “that plate of capitalism u have is cooking upped looks lovly mam”

inko blsuhed. “thanks”

“just make sure to keep the kiddo here away from any” all-for-one’hare, lowered his voice, which was hard bc he was already so short and low and close tothe flor. “trees”

inko gASPed! “of CORSE! i wil keep him away from the place where the trees once were by the Forbindden WAll u buildt with ur money to keep out the Bad COmmunist SentimentsTM”

recovery girl made shifty suspicious looks on her face “sure yea me too”

all-for-one’hare, was convinced. “I AM CONVINECED” he sed “by felicia!” he hopped on his hoverbord and hoverborded away.

inko cleaned the spaghety off the flor and recovery girl pulled deku by the leg into the backyard. “YO FUCKER U BETTER RUN UR ASS OVER THE COMMIE WALL AND GET A TREE SO U CAN START SLINGIN SOME MAD PUSS”

“but gramma im gay”

“then start slingin some nuts my d00d the POINT is get a TRE e” she scremed. “when i was, a yung boi, my ffather, took me over the wall, to see a bunch of trees, he sed son when, u grow up, dont kill them , the trees, and bring the nonbelievers, to come and plant new trees”

“k”

she siezed dekus sholders “GO FORTH CHILD BRING THE TREES SO WE CAN MAKE THEM GROW ANEW AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD, OUT BEYOND THE WALL LIVES A MYSTERIOUS MAN CALLED THE ONCE-FOR-ALLER, FIND HIM, HE WILL TELL YOU HIS TRAGIC TALE OF TREE AND BRING NEW LIFE TO THIS BARREN CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE, NOW GO”

“k” deku hopped on his totaly radicel scooter headed 2 the wall. a robot cat watched him forehsadowingly.

it was hella empty over the commie cuck wall with not even a bORger king in site!!!1! tree stumps covered the flor and clouds of smonk from a thousand vape pens darkened the sky. a ded bird lay deadly on the ground while its bird children cried over its bird corpse. it was sad. deku took a sad face selfie with the ded bird then did a sick ollie over the corpse and headed toward the mysterious shack in the distants.

the shack had  a bucket in front of the dor labeled “piss”. deku hopped on in the piss bucket “YO ONCE-FOR-ALLER U GOT KIK??” he cried. wind wistled past his ears and he coffed from the vape smoke but then the pis buckt got pulled up on a ROPE and deku found himself hOISted up to a wINdOW!!!! he stareed face to face at a pair of black eyes with blue spots in the middle like limpid tears and some long bony arms with glvovs and yaoi hands reached out to slap him.

“WHAT” he yelled “ARE YOU DOOING” he leaned closer “IN MY SWWAAAAAAMP!????”

deku wet his pants and criied. “i sutjj,,, i jstu  wann, t  a t;rree,,” he said sobbily. “i,m tr yiyng to get s enpai , t o noticnse me,, an ,n  and i  thgout,, i fi  got, hima   t,r,ree, he wo uld liek me”

“fucken millenials” snarled the once for aller “its always senpai this, thrussy that, my neck my back, my snapping-chat, wy wold i giv u a tre??”

“b-because i,, i brought u a SPAGHETTY” deku exxclaimed, pulling pounds of spagheetyi out of his pockets

the once for aller slorped up the spaghetti hongrily “ya ok i gues i can tel  u my storey now. its a dark and trageic tale of capitalism, like the star wors preqols” a tear ran down his bony old cheek. “but insted of jar jar binks thers only me, booboo the fool”

there was  a crossdissolve and suddenly they were in the once-for allers past where he was a big bara man with bara tiddies and twinky skinny geans no where near the size needed to accomodate for his phat dong. he rode along in a cariege puled by a single muel

“FASTER AIZAWA KUN” cried the once-for-aller hapily. “those proletariats arent gonna exploit themselves!”

aizawa the mule grunted sexily and plowed on, workin that tight little mule ass.

the once-for-aller started shredding out a sick nasty solo on an elextric guitar and it was RAD AS HELL as he blasted out the opening cords to jake pol’s magmnum opiss “its everyday bro”. “we gotta dab on those haters aizawa kun” said the once-for aller with  a very gay wink

aizawa the mule grunted in annoyance. he could not dab, for his sexy mule bodey had no arms.

they fond a metric shitload of trees and there were like wildlifes and shit running around. bears (like endeovor) froclikced int he woods with their hairy bara nippels exposed 2 the world, tsuyu and her frog pals swam in the woter, and tokoyami the borb boy  floo in the sky wich was pure and clean without a single trace of vape smoke. the tres looked fuckable so the once for aller busted a nut against one trunk then wipped out a glock and started shootin them down “YEHAW fuCKERS iTS HIGH NOON” he screamed in texan, his native language, as he mowed downt he trees the way present mics sexy voice mows down the pussey.

sudenly DANY DEVITO IN A FURSOOT APEARED. he was tiny and magestic and orange and so fucken valid. also he was grand toledo. “CUNT” he yelled kicking the once for aller in th e kneecaps. “THIS IS THE ENVIROMENT!!!!1! YOU CANT JUST START WEED WACKIN THES TREES WITH YOUR YANKEE DONGLE DANDY AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS!1! THAT IS BAD AND WRONG! CAPTIN PLANET DIED FOR OUR SINS”

the once for aller looked down at the tiny orange man then down at his own big bulgin bara tiddes “i cold crush u 2 deth with my tiddys, maybe u shuld stay out of my way dude’

dany deveto gasped angrely. “how DARE!!1!” he screamed, punching the once-for-allers big toe. “BUDDY I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR GRAVE WITH MY OWN TWO ASSCHEEKS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD, I DEFY U TO TALK SHIT, COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPT”

“try me gardfielf” the once for aller laffed “iv ben drinkign plenty of nut milk so my boneses are helthy and Stronk”

daney devito pulled out his 20 inch thunderdong and beat the once for aller in the head with it until he was past oout on the ground. the woodland crreatures danced hapily around the bodey but then he woke up

“u kno wat” he moaned “mabye capitalism isnt so good, lets al liv together in communism and friendship, and i wont cut and/or fucc any of the trees”

danny deveto was mostly appeased. “ya ok, but if u try anymore fuckin shit ill go back in time and cuck ur grandparents.”

dannneie dievoto tried to hav the once-for aller killed on at least 10 separate occasions and the once for aller did slip in some clandestine tree fuckage now and agein, but other than that the communism and friendship was good. but everything changed went he fire nation atteacked, they defeeted endevor esily but then the once for allers slutty, sluty family showed up to REEK HAVICK :0 !!!1!

the once for allers ugley mom, sir nighteye, stepped out of their cheap car and did the anime glasses thing “toshi u commie thot” he said with distaste “stop being poor”

“but MOM” the once for aller wined “i HAV to be por! its good for the envorionemnt and my new animal frends and if i dont dany devito will beat me over the head with his massive meaty man-canoe!”

“dont b lil bitch, do a capitalism.”

the once for allers loud cosin hizashy jumped out of the wagon. “YAINT” he shrieked at 1000000 decibels, killing 90% of life on erth. “ARE WE GON FUCK SOME TREES OR WHAT”

the once for aller looked at his disproving mom, then at his loud cosin, then at the very fuckable trees. his eyes lingered on a sexy sap hole. “yea we are” he said, pulling out his gitar sexily. “how bad could it posbiley be??”

the answer was prety fucken bad as it turned out. a metric fuckton of people paid to watch the once for aller and his family fuck trees to deth by throwing moneey at them like they were stripers, but then al the tres were fucked ded!!11! the bears starved into ity bity twinks, unable to maintain the THicc, tsuyu and the frogs choked and coffed up water ful of human piss as they peed in the water while laughing in delite at the once for allers antics, and tokoyami and the birbs coffed out their organs from the clouds of vape smoke filing the sky.

soon ther was no one left. the once for allers familey left with al the money, aizawa the fuckable mule was ded, and it was just the once for aller allone in the rouns of his former capitalistc glory with only the bright yellow banana suit on his back to remind him of those days.

dani devioto looked at the once for aller with sad eyes before kciking his own ass so hard he got sent rocketing thru the stratusphere, leaving behind an imapct crater with a single word

“cunt” deku whispered softly in the present as he gazed into the crator.

the once for aller sighed sadley. “iv wondered for years and yeers wat he ment by that, but i think i understand now. unless some1 like u stops being a cunt, then nothign is gona get better, u nut”

“shit fam thats deeep” sed deku

the once for aller looked at dekus pissbaby child face. “i lost evrything to capitalism, my friends, nature, my family” teers rolled down his cheks “i even sold my organs to buy cocane and strippers so now i hav a total of 2 orgens in my hole bodey.”

“kinky”

“but we can change that!” cried the once for aller passionetely. “i am going 2 giv u a tree to plant in thneedvil so communism can return and bring back the life stole from this world with my big stick diplomacy. go now, young midorieya-shonen my boy, GO FORTH IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND UN-CUNT THIS MISEREBLE WORLD!!1!”

ther was an epic radicel chase seen wher deku had to fite the The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM and his grandma recovery girl did sik triks on her moped and deku almost but not quite got to kis todorki senpai but they made it to the town square.

deku held todorokis hands and tenderly put the baby tre in it “here” he sed “take my seed”

todoroky noded solemly. “i hav never wanted anything more than to be given ur seed midoreya” he was about 2 plant the seed in the ground when all for one’hare appered! “NOT SO FAST FUCKHOLES” he yelled capitalistically. “this TRee is COMMuNISM!!1!” he cried to the townspeople. “do u RELLY want to be FILTHY COMMIES???”

“Commies hate micdonaleds!!1” screamed one impassoned townsperson.

“LETS BOIL THEM IN OIL” some one else agred.

“but guys wait!!!” deku cried “dont u want like, nature n shit?”

“CAPITALISTS WANT TO REPLACE EVERY REMOTELY FUCKABLE PERSON WITH A TREE” all for one’hare screamed

teh twonspoeple gasps, thens tarted chanting for deku todo and grandma to get boiled in oil

deku sweated nervosly “um but,, treees,, r good?”

“OIL OIL OIL”

“BACK IN MY DAY WE FUCKED TREES AND WE LIKED IT” recovery girl rored!

that was acomeplling argument. the boil in ooil chanting slowed

all for one turned to his henchperson stain “STAIN” he yelled “TEL THESE HIPPY DIPPY COMMIE TREE FUCKERS WHAT WE REALLY THINK OF THIS CAPTEN PLANET B-ROLL BULLSHIT”

stain cleered his throt and burst into magnificent song “let it gro let it gro, so we can have trees to bone” he sang. he was The Ultimate ChadTM so every1 agreed with him imediately. they throow all for one’hare into a pit of spiders where eh was eten and killed and planted the seed in the fertile butthole of the earth wher it could blosom and gro.

in the folowing yeers trees started groiwng beyond the wals and the once for aller crawled out of his shame sahck to water them with his nut as an act of penanc.e

slowly, magesticsally, danny devito in a fursewt flew down from the sky. “ya done good cunt” he grunted, tenderly slapping the once for allers boney ass with his furry orange old man boner. “ya done good.”

they both floated up to gay heaven by their ass skins wher the once for allers big bara past self greeted them with open arms. “all of ur trubles are ogre” he whispered tenderly in their tidditlyated ears. 

the once for aller caressed his past self “oh oncey” he whispered sweetly “are u shure we should do this?? can u even,,, oh, how can u love me in this broken down form??” 

past once for aller smiled and did the kabedon thing with his future self who whimpered arousedly and blushed carnelian. “its not who we are on the outside” he shoved his entire arm up his entire ass“its who we are inside” 

danney devito cheered the once for allers on as they fucked together for all of eterneity and it was very communiest teh end