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My annual post of “Kanoichi Satoru has done nothing wrong and will forever be a perfect man”

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Senda Reiji: Alright Kyouichi, Theo. Let's go over this one more time. Senda Reiji: If something breaks? Sakaki Kyouichi: We try to fix it before Miyako Arata gets home. Senda Reiji: If it doesn't work? Himezuka Theo: We blame Kanoichi Satoru. Kanoichi Satoru: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Kanoichi Satoru: Miyako Arata, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement- Miyako Arata: Aww, thanks- Kanoichi Satoru: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

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Trust

Theo: Hey, Arata-kun, can you do something for me? Arata, unsure: Um, depends. Theo: You're supposed to say yes, no questions asked. Arata: That doesn't make me trust you anymore than I do. Theo, stunned: You don't trust me? Arata: What do you mean? Theo: It's unfathomable to think that someone doesn't trust me. *turns to Senda* Reiji-san, you trust me, don't you? Senda, being serious: Yeah of course, who doesn't? Kyouichi: What's going on here? Arata: Nothing. Theo: He doesn't trust me. Kyouichi, being serious: That's crazy, who doesn't trust Theo-san? Arata, mumbling: I feel like you're all messing with me at this point. ~later~ Satoru: Hey, Miyako-san, can you do something for me? Arata: Sure. Theo: You trust him but not me?! Satoru: You don't trust Himezuka-san? Arata: Not with doing favors for him. Why? Do you? Satoru, messing with Arata: Of course who doesn't?

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Kanoichi Satoru: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Miyako Arata: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Miyako Arata: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Kanoichi Satoru: What changed your mind? Miyako Arata: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Senda Reiji: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: Senda Reiji: Miyako Arata, what the actual FUCK?

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Chapter 62 is up on imgur, mangadex, and bato.to!

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They look like they're ready to rob a bank 😭

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Kanoichi Satoru doesn’t see the worth in being a sacrifice for prosperity. His father betrayed him by being willing to let him die.

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Reiji: We call that a traumatic experience.

Reiji, turning to Theo: Not a “bruh moment”.

Reiji, turning to Kyouichi: Not “sadge”.

Reiji, turning to Arata: And DEFINITELY not an “oof LMAO”.

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Azazel: And what do I get out of this?

Miyako Arata: I will give you a dollar.

Azazel: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Miyako Arata: How bout two dollars?

Azazel: You got yourself a deal.

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Azazel: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Azazel, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Chapter 31: Abe no Seimei and Huehuecoyotl meme

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Every now and then my mind goes back to one man. Nana.

He deserved more screen time and attention. Like this dude puts up with the weirdness of one Miyako Arata.

I wish we had more of him.

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Belphegor: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Sakura: It's kind of complicated, but Azazel-

Belphegor: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Miyako Arata, grinning: Before you were what?

Azazel: Before I was-

Miyako Arata: What?

Azazel: Before I was inter-

Miyako Arata: Before you were interrupted?

Azazel: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Miyako Arata: What?

Azazel: *makes frustrated sound*

Shimizu Shota, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.