#FJSLKDFJKLSDJ back on his bullshit?? all day everyday in this verse

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@theimpalpable sent in: "I want to (ask) you (why your stories get stranger and stranger but I don't know if that should be the right thing to do)." (Lexine at Myungdae 👀 ; could be breaking the fourth wall here as well UWEDIWHDDEHU) || how about something fun now ( ft. i want to “insert bad joke here” you meme )

"I'm not quite sure what you mean." He gives Miss Logan a smile- it's that one, the one where he knows she knows he's BULLSHITTING it and he's still going to stand by his alibi anyways. This time, he's brought her a clock gear, which could be normal enough, if it weren't for the corrosion stains on it. He stole it when ANACHRON agent tried to throw acid on him. He dodged it for the most part, thankfully although his arm is still aching from the spots where the acid managed to eat through his clothing. Nothing new there.

"I think it's quite normal to test its durability this way." And when he says 'this way' he means pouring what's probably military-grade acid on a single CLOCK GEAR. "Granted, I'm not the one who suggested it, but it certainly gets you the results faster." He tilts his head, maintaining eye contact with her. Lying is a lot easier to get away with, after all, if one keeps eye contact. "If you're able to tell me what kind of materials it's made from, I would appreciate it, Miss Logan. I'll buy you a meal too in return."