me: *trying to watch british bake off*
my brain: why did they gay code alan in sharp objects so heavily in every single episode just to throw it all away instantly for a completely and absolutely unnecessary 0.5 second shot of some p*rno mags or some shit. WHY did they make me like him for the first few episodes when he just turned out to be a USELESS FAGGOT.............. how does jean marc vallee expect me to believe that a man who listens to michel legrand (to deal with his repressed homosexuality) looks at naked women in magazine in his spare time.... what was the REASONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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