#FUCK YOU UNDERCHOMP

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if you could become a mario enemy, which one would you be?

Depends on who you are asking! On the one hand, "Disaster Nekos" cause like, of fucking course thats me! A kitty that wants to cause problems through how much they wanna show affection! Cuties!

... but also I know i'm not beating the puppygirl allegations with this one, but I always felt a kinship with chainchomps. I saw some art the other day of a chainchomp in the shape of an actual dog, with 4 more chain chomps as its 'limbs', and I don't know if it was a fan thing or just from a game I haven't play, but GOD what a fucking vibe. Failing that probably Underchomp? Both for plurality reasons.

I think if it was being assigned to me by some higher power who truly knew me and how I would best express myself, it would be through a multi-headed chomp. My experiences with being tied to my alters is... kinda fundamental in an inescapable way.

But if it was actually just me picking one to be? Disaster Neko, no questions asked. It may not be a perfect fit for my internal experience but COME ON THEY ARE KITTIES THAT JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU LOVE BUT HURT YOU IF YOU TOUCH THEM THEY JUST LIKE ME FR FR.

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I have so many opinions and questions about Luigi in that game. Mr. L is the best in a bastard kinda way and Dimentio is the best but in a 'you love to hate him' kinda way. Who're your favorite characters?

Also like 90% of my love/information for this game is directly from the Fandom because I just love absorbing things via osmosis ig

Osmosis is the best way to absorb things tbh

Honestly my favorite characters would probably be bleck and tippi

Like they’re literally amazing

Not little child me being obsessed with this couple

Tbh I still am

Also I suck at picking favorites

Boomer is a mood

Love Mimi she’s great

Also??? Nastasia??? She’s literally perfect??? Absolute perfection??? Love her??? Pretty??? Very very pretty???

She’s just *chef’s kiss*

You are right mr l is an absolute bastard but like his insults are top tier and yes

Dimentio is a little shit and I simultaneously think he’s silly and goofy and love him and want to tell him to fuck off

Blumiere/bleck and timpani/tippi are the love story ever

Probably influenced what I look for in a fictional relationship dynamic to some extent

Yeah yeah sure blame this for your candybats hyperfixation

But actually I DID get into spooky month through a mutuals spm blog sooooo

ANYWAYS

Francis exists

Also the memory soundtracks are the literal definition of nostalgia

And also o chunks

Love him

Amazing

Probably definitely has some trauma

But yknow all the best characters do

Not literally all of my blorbos being absolutely traumatized hehe

Honestly I love chapter 2

Like when I was younger I always wished I could replay that chapter

Also chapter 8 is just yes

Can we start a Blumiere’s father hate club

I’ll bring snacks

I have memorized the whoa zone and joy to get through it

But not the final maze in chapter 8-4

Also the piccolo quest takes FOREVER and is TEDIOUS but I don’t want to try to battle the underchomp without it so yknow

Also speaking of which I love that Mario canonically goes to hell

And also chapter 7 is like??? A masterpiece??? Like literally THE WORLDBUILDING AND DESIGN OF THE UNDERWHERE I CANT

I love this game a normal amount

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I DID IT

I FINALLY BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH

DO YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE?!

HE WAS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

AND NOW I’VE FINALLY FUCKING BEATEN HIM

I CAN FINALLY FINISH SUPER PAPER MARIO

I’VE WAITED TEN FUCKING YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT