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Y’know how there’s the Herald of Galactus?

I think The Woman Who Points and Says “It’s Spider-Man!” is the Herald of Spider-Man

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I think the world would be a better place if I specifically could use ki blasts

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Whenever I have negative thoughts, I psychically project an image of Spider-Man or Sonic the Hedgehog into my mind as a calming mechanism.

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My beautiful daughter is starting kindergarten tomorrow, I’m so proud of her.

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Strongly considering buying a rubber chicken.

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Think I might be the first person to beat the secret boss of Deltarune Chapter 3 in under 10 tries while suffering from kidney stones. So uh

Put that in your fuckin’ history book, why don’t you

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While walking home today, I saw a cool old guy with a cowboy hat and black overcoat leaning against a wall stoically, and my first thought was “Bro, that’s The Mentor™, he can teach me incredible combat skills.”

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I love pissing my friends off by talking about food and posting pictures of yummy food I eat

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Bro, more people gotta start drawing characters eating a big bowl of spaghetti together and then eating the same noodle and kissing like that one scene in Lady in the Tramp

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The way you tag your posts is Insane. Please never stop

I got a big smile on my face

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For those wondering on his placement

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It’s evolving.

I can’t sleep unless I have a corner stuffed with pillows to burrow into like a little rat

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List of Things I Have Been Shocked By Due to Static Electricity: -Playstation Controller Charging Cord -Light Switch -Metal Fan -Fridge(Metal) -Laptop -Garbage Can(Metal) -Lamp -Sheet of Tin Foil -A Wall -Pizza

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Livin’ the dream, baby

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I’ve been making cookies for dessert lately, and I always make sure to send a picture of them to my friends so they get jealous and say things like “I can’t fucking stand you”

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Kids will tell you that walking backwards is the coolest shit a motherfucker can do and the thing we need to acknowledge is that they’re absolutely right

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