#For a bastardous immortal steampunk folk singing first mate
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Dillemma reached: several fanfictions have Dracula calling Jonathan “Johnny”
and like. ya’ll know why thats a problem right. you know what wire is getting crossed here for me.
#I was looking for trashy Jonathan/Dracula crap half on a laugh half not joking and it is VERY hard to take it seriously#When halfway through the mental image of our good friend the sweet but stupid real estate lawyer is swapped out#For a bastardous immortal steampunk folk singing first mate#IT JUST BREAKS THE IMMERSION A BIT#God now I’m just thinking how the mechs would’ve KILLED a Dracula album#Could’ve done it liek the Frankenstein one if they wanted#The epistolary style would’ve worked really well with their style of storytelling#The built in immortality motif#Would’ve been great#And it’s already so queer coded it would’ve been EASY to make it gay
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