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kalimaruquin · 5 years

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Since it crossed my mind...

Things in Endgame that I was okay with:

-Falcon getting the shield

-Carol Danvers repeatedly living up to the hype as she kicks the shit out of Thanos over and over

-Steve using Mjolnir

-Tony reacting to Steve like they’re ex-boyfriends while Tony somehow looks more like Jeff Goldblum in a Marvel movie than Jeff Goldblum looks like Jeff Goldblum in a Marvel movie.

-That’s America’s Ass. / That Really Is America’s Ass.

-Tony meeting his dad in the past

-On Your Left

-New Asgard basically being ten feet to the left of where Odin said it could be

-Valkyrie, Korg, and Meek

Things I was not okay with in Endgame (in no particular order):

-She’s Got Help, because if you’re going to push one character super hard and do a super women group shot, don’t fucking yank the chain on it right when they’re about to accomplish the goal. Remember Infinity War? Remember how you managed to push all of the women into the same ditch for no reason? As fucked up as that scene was in terms of gender segregation, at least it ended with the goal being met. (The goal being ‘kill the woman here who matters the least to the marketing team’.) She’s Got Help just ended with all of the involved characters collectively failing to cut a straight line through enemy forces despite the fact that half of them could fly.

-Having the first openly gay character in a Marvel movie be some nameless, useless yabbo who brings it up during some fucked up survivors guilt sharing circle, and suddenly I feel like I’m watching the AIDs circle scenes from Rent as Steve ‘America’s Ass’ Rogers makes it about him waking up in the ice for the fiftieth time.

��We have to move on”, he says, as I sit here knowing that this is a three hour long franchise movie set after they merced half of all life and ninety percent of the cast.

And that most of them would be coming back.

-A rat in the impound is the thing that brought Antman back. Never mind that out of every piece of useless clutter in the movie, the only thing to get impounded is the minivan with a minimizer in it, but that a rat has to be there to confirm that out of four shrinker heroes with degrees, not one of them thought of a timed return feature.

-Actually, the fact that the van alone got impounded by anybody after half of all life got dusted is really bugging me now. Did the municipality of that town specifically just get avoided in the snap all together? That street? Was the guard for the impound a hoarder who stole it? He must be, because why would you pay someone to guard an impound for five years after the streets have become so abandoned that people don’t even bother removing bicycles anymore?

-Who did the census poll of people who got dusted? How long did that poll take? How did Scott find the memorial park? Is there only one memorial park? Are there memorials in every city? Why did Scott go to a memorial park when he could/would have just gone home first? Nothing is explained by the first prolonged scene with Scott, and it is so slap-dashed together that things that should not be questions are popping up.

-The fact that Natasha is now such a disaster that she makes a pb&j sandwich while in the middle of a hologram conference call while everyone else, including the talking space raccoon, has the wherewithal to stay standing and look presentable. Also, she is so far gone that she doesn’t know how to handle something like an underwater earthquake. You’re an Avenger, not a Rescue Ranger. Natural environmental hazards are not your problem.

Captain Ass then walks in again, talking about how ‘we’ don’t move on. Is this about SHIELD? Are you talking about SHIELD? Because if I remember correctly, that one was pretty explicitly your past coming back from the grave to bite your *American* ass. You didn’t bring it back with all your moping about WW2 pussy, it came for you with red lights on. Also, stop moping about WW2 pussy. You watched her punch a dude once, that is not grounds for a century long obsession with one woman who ended up not doing her job right because she ended up letting Super Nazis into SHIELD. If this isn’t about SHIELD, then stop going to weird ‘we don’t know how to stop putting ‘depressed masturbating’ on our resumes’ meet groups.

-Actually five years is a ludicrously long time for people to still not be picking up after themselves. It’s like the writers wanted everyone to be super depressed about the disaster, but they ignored the fact that the population explodes after shitty stuff happens. Touch of realism? Scott should have been wading through streets filled with toddlers and pregnant women. The kid on the bike? Should have had a baby seat on the back with the unfortunate implication that it was his kid. You want to make it funny as a man frantically searches for his daughter’s name in a strangely normally populated cemetery(which is clearly what they were going for with his line delivery)? Have him trying to do a superbowl shuffle through roaming packs of three-to-five year olds.

(Actually, would the snap have taken pregnant women? Snap, no baby, five years later, snap, back to being pregnant? Snap, no mom?! There’s got to be at least one chosen toddler out there with the doom world prophecy on her that since she was born from the ashes of her mother’s corpse, she is now destined to Flay The Bones of The Corpse Lord, Lord of Corpses, but her mom came back, so now it’s time for a Capri-Sun and a nap.)

-Tony’s whole... Look, it’s really hard to believe that Tony ‘Box of Scraps in a Cave’ Stark had multiple crashed spaceships, the ruins of a technologically advanced planet, an alien cyborg/gynoid woman with spacecraft engineering knowledge, and a nanotech Iron Man suit on his person and couldn’t manage to somehow become a planet-hopping rad dude living the space punk dream with his ‘robo-sister’. Honestly, Tony should have met Carol when he accidentally bumped into her at a party after they’d both just saved each half of the planet that they were partying on. Tony should have been wearing sunglasses that he’d made himself from two different colored pieces of space crystal, and Carol should have pointed out that he looked like he needed a burger. He asks where they could find such a thing (after doing that thing he does where he repeats the topic of conversation multiple times because he’s excited and trying to process what his brain is coming up with), and he flies his zero-G party barge after her and steps out to find his wife after five long painful lonely years on the road. Then he tearfully tells Carol that he’s going to have to cancel on that burger, and she’s like ‘no problem, Major Tom’, which is somehow the most dated thing Tony or Steve has ever heard.

I must emphasize though, Hetero-Chromatic Space Crystal Sunglasses. With a Stardust Iron Man suit.

-The fact that I’m supposed to believe that the Infinity Stones would allow themselves to be destroyed, and that Ant Man came back not so that he can find out that they were only shrunk to molecular size, but so that we can get some nonsense time travel plot instead. Seriously, Ant Man could have come back because the Space Stone slapped him in the dick and resized him and he didn’t know what it was.

-The fact that time travel in Endgame works (pretty explicitly) on DBZ rules and not a more cinematically satisfying set of rules. (i.e. hey, there’s now a world timeline where the Avengers initiative failed spectacularly after the Battle of New York because Tony had a heart attack, Loki got away, the Tesseract and the Staff went missing at the same time, and Steve was found ass up after falling down about ten floors worth of glass and stairs after giving away that he was a Hydra agent(?!) but hey at least all of these stones are accounted for.)

-Steve creeping on Peggy. Just... Steve creeping on Peggy. Eugh.

-The fact that Nebula apparently has intergalactic/universal wifi coming out of her at all times, with an automatically updating memory bank that uploads all memories she has to a cloud storage that can then be accessed by anybody that plugs into her. Just have the time traveling version of her get found by scanners and get recalled the old(ish) fashion way. All you have to do is have Squidward-Frieza at the keyboard going “Oh my, it appears some naughty little monkey has stolen one of our computer units. Shall I have it brought back, my lord?” and then he sends a stall signal to Nebula’s systems and they just track her down. As it is, she could have just left if she hadn’t been sitting there watching her memories get rooted through. Hell, have that be the turn around, where she leaves, everything goes as planned, and suddenly Thanos and his BS is waiting for them when they go to put everything back.

-All of Thor. Just... all of Thor. The petty killing Thanos at the beginning, the ‘haha look he’s fat now’, the bullying kids on Fortnite, the utter bullshit of giving up on leading his people because ‘he has to be who he is and not who he’s trying to be’ like he didn’t explicitly save the Asgardians because he made do with what he was given during Ragnarok, the fact that he didn’t say one word to any of the Lokis in the movie but was a blubbering idiot over his mother. (Also, there is no good god damn way that Frigga saw fat busted old Thor and went “Yeah, I’m okay with dying and letting that happen.” So there’s a new timeline there.)

-The entire exchange between Clint and Natasha over the Soul Stone. Like, the whole thing is supposed to be a deep and meaningful conflict, but the problem with that is that the story of the movie hasn’t placed either of them in very high regard. Natasha’s a washed out wreck, apparently spending the last five years sitting in the Avengers compound and making crappy looking sandwiches while Clint went out and became an international murder spree. This isn’t them in their prime arguing over who’s taking the fall, it’s two people that we as the audience have had maybe an hour and a half to get to know. And less than half that time to like them. Hell, it’s pointed out in this movie that Natasha needs to grow a little since she can’t let go of the past and that she needs to be able to move forward through tragedy. Having to watch Clint sacrifice himself so that she might have a chance to save his family would have fit that arc. But no, we’re doing She’s Got Help later, so take the second longest running female character in the franchise and end her mid-movie so that we can re-enact the Soul Stone Man Pain scene.

(You guys,,,,have no idea,,,what it’s like,,,to be a grungey murder crime boy,,,,,and watch,,,,,as the hot girl dies,,,,,,because the writers are fucking hacks,,,,,,and are too busy reusing and recreating scenes from old movies to actually keep track of the characters in this one,,,) :,(

(I actually like Clint as a character in the movies, but the fact that he ends up being a parallel to T ‘MURDER MY OWN DAUGHTER FOR A ROCK’ HANOS is gut twisting.)

-The Bruce/Hulk offscreen nonsense. Could have made it that Hulk died in the snap and Banner got the body, could have made it that Bruce died and Hulk got the brains. Could have them become Joe Fixit, or the Professor, or Doc Green. Nope, just Bruce Banner as a giant green mascot character.

-The fact that the writers had no good idea on how to handle Tony if he was settled and happy, so they killed him off after kicking him in the teeth a few times

-The fact that the writers don’t have any idea who Captain America is beyond ‘man, he sure was in love with Peggy I guess’ and basically refused to do anything else with him.

Like, we could have had a movie where Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov didn’t let go of the past, but didn’t let it kill them either. Steve and Natasha could have restarted SHIELD. We could have had a parting shot of America’s Ass standing perk and just above center frame on the bridge of a brand new Stark Industries made heli-carrier as Natasha gives the orders for take off.

#endgame spoilers #might just be me being petty

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infotainmentplus-blog · 6 years

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Dragon Ball Legends tips and tricks: become a Super Saiyan warrior! Grab your clean Turtle School Gi and start charging your Ki! It’s time to jump into the crazy world of martial arts, power levels, and space monkeys with Dragon Ball Legends. Bandai Namco’s new card-based battle game is now available worldwide via the Google Play Store and is free to download for all budding Super Saiyans with Android phones and tablets (and on iOS devices via the App Store). In this guide, you’ll find some essential tips and tricks to assist you in Kamehameha-ing your foes into oblivion in Legends’ PvP and story modes, and get you on the right track to unlock the very best characters in the game. Download Dragon Ball Legends How to unlock new characters The entire Dragon Ball franchise, be it in the manga, anime, or many many video game adaptations, would be nothing without its often wacky entourage of heroes and villains. 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Not quite. While the traditionally more powerful characters from Dragon Ball are usually among the best to use in Legends, you need to factor in two variables: rarity and types. Currently, there are four different variants of Goku in Dragon Ball Legends, each based on a different part of the ongoing Dragon Ball saga. Two of these (pictured in the gallery above) are based on Goku’s powers and abilities during the Frieza arc. These are Sparking rarity, and currently the strongest characters in the game. However, the Super Saiyan Goku variant is a Ranged Type, while the version charging a cheeky Spirit Bomb is a Defense Type. They also have different Elements, which is important too (more on that in the next section). As you might expect, the Ranged Type is capable of unleashing devastating blast attacks, while the Defence Type is tuned more towards absorbing damage. The final two Gokus are based on the Saiyan saga. One is an Extreme rarity Melee Type, while the other is a Hero rarity Ranged Type. In general, you want to be aiming for a balance of the four types — the final one being Support — in your six-person party to combat tough opponents (especially in PvP). Likewise, you don’t want to fill your entire party with Hero rarity characters as these are the most common drops from Summons and are accordingly the weakest of the lot. Extreme characters aren’t quite as strong as Sparking variants, but usually have enough base strength to become useful when leveled and powered up. Understanding Leveling up, Training, Limit Breaks, Soul Boost, Class Up, and Equipment Fittingly for a series where most of the heroes spend half of their time training, there are multiple ways of raising a character’s stats in Dragon Ball Legends. I’ll go through them one by one to avoid any confusion (trust me, it gets very confusing trying to keep track of them all). Story EXP: This is the simple one. Each character in your party gains experience (EXP) when completing a Story or Event Story stage. You can complete these repeatedly until your Energy runs out. EXP Training: Head to the Training menu, select a character and wait for an allotted time for some bonus EXP. Use Training Weights to increase the EXP gains. There’s also an option for Limited Time Training but nothing has popped up here just yet. It’s worth noting that you set a character to train and still use them in battles, so you don’t have to worry about temporarily losing your strongest fighters. Limit Breaks: Gain Z Power from Summons or Story rewards to massively increase a character’s overall power, indicated by stars. You can Limit Break a character up to 7 stars. Soul Boost: Upgrade a character by unlocking new Boost Panels on the Soul Boost board. These are minor upgrades to individual stats like Health, Strike Attacks, and Blast Defence, but they all add up eventually. Unlocking new Boost Panels costs Zeni (the non-premium currency) and Souls, both obtained by completing Story chapters and Missions. You can also trade Rare Medals (from Missions and by fully completing all Story challenges) for Souls in the Exchange Shop. Class Up/Boost Cores: Once you’ve unlocked a set number of Boost Panels you can activate a Boost Core (called Class Up on the Soul Boost board). This increases the character’s maximum level and opens up new, more powerful Boost Panels. Equipment: Interchangeable items that offer Passive stat buffs. These can be leveled up by spending Souls and Zeni and are obtained by completing Story chapters and Missions. You can sell duplicates to get more Zeni. You can also occasionally unlock more Equipment slots for each character by activating a Boost Core. How Elements work If you’ve got this far, you’re almost ready to start taking the fight to your enemies. Almost. The last variable Legends throws at you is Elements, which is ostensibly rock, paper, scissors just with more options. Put simply, if you don’t have the right Element when duking it out on the battlefield, you are probably going to lose. Each character has a specific Element which are handily color-coded. The five main colors are Red, Yellow, Purple, Green, and Blue. Each main color Element is strong against one Element and weak against another. This all falls into a nice pentagon shape when put together, as you can see in the image below. The two wildcards are the two Special Elements: Dark and Light. Dark is strong against all five of the base Elements, while Light is strong against Dark. So far, there is only one playable character that has a Special Element and that’s Shallot, the main protagonist of the Story mode. You’ll want a good mix of Elements when battling so you can counter your opponent in real-time during the fight. Thankfully, you don’t have to remember all of the Element match-ups during a battle. An upward facing green arrow will show against a character’s profile if they are strong against the current enemy, while a downward red arrow indicates you should switch immediately! How to win PvP battles online You’ve trained hard, your party is full of mighty warriors, and you know how to outsmart your opponents. It’s finally time to take the fight online. As you might expect, fighting an actual person in real-time is much harder than taking on an AI opponent in the Story or Event modes. This is especially true in Rating matches where the gloves really come off as you compete to gain better rewards by climbing the leaderboards each season. Matchmaking is currently a bit iffy in Legends, and trying to beat a higher level opponent is usually a fool’s errand. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been matched up with someone who has a party that’s over twice the level of my own just in Casual matches, let alone for Rating duels. Regardless, certain tactics can turn the tide of a tense fight. Here are just a few: “DOOOOODGE!!!” Heed the advice from everyone’s favorite Namekian and dodge! It’s tempting to start any engagement by flying in and attempting to plant a fist right in your opponent’s smug face, but sometimes waiting for an opening is the best way to avoid a beating. Swipe left or right when an attack is about to hit you (indicated by an exclamation mark) and you’ll perform what’s called a Vanishing Step. This will teleport you to the side of your foe leaving them open to a counter attack. You can’t dodge forever though, as Vanishing Steps deplete a unique status meter. This recharges quite quickly, but you should keep an eye on it so you don’t get caught with a Ki Blast while flailing around. Watch your Ki Gauge Your most powerful standard attacks are all performed by selecting Arts Cards, which drain your Ki Gauge by a set amount. The Ki Gauge refills over time, though you can recharge it faster by holding down on the screen. Only do this when your opponent is stunned by an attack, as it leaves you completely defenseless for a few seconds. The key to victory is carefully managing your Ki Gauge. Using multiple Arts Cards in a row leads to a chain of attacks that can unleash a devastating amount of damage. Use too much Ki, however, and you won’t have anything left in the tank to follow up with. The best strategy is to only chain attacks together when you know the combined damage will knock out the character on the other side of the fight. Whittle their health down first and then throw everything at them to wipe them out quickly. Only use Rising Rush on full health opponents (or to seal a win in style) Hitting a Rising Rush is the most satisfying part of Dragon Ball Legends’ combat. Once you get all seven Dragon Balls by using specially marked Arts Cards (they have little Dragon Balls on them) you’ll get access to a cinematic attack during which, if you pick a different Art Card to your opponent, your remaining team members will all group up and fire their signature blast attacks in a single, explosive attack. Not only does this look awesome, it also deals an enormous amount of damage. With that in mind, you shouldn’t be dropping a Rising Rush on a foe with one health point remaining, at least unless it’s the last fighter and you want to finish with a spectacular flourish in true Dragon Ball style. That’s perfectly acceptable. In most cases, a successful Rising Rush will completely obliterate an enemy’s entire health bar. Use this to your advantage and only activate it when a fresh-faced foe is switched in. That way you send them packing immediately and give yourself an easy numbers advantage. Bandai Namco Do you have any tips and tricks to share with other warriors? Share your techniques and strategies in the comments! , via Android Authority http://bit.ly/2xMnkvs

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freezaprime · 1 year

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THE DEAL

*This story is basically about Frieza being pissed off with Epic Games not releasing his skin into Fortnite and pays them a ‘visit’.*

“Please! We could only afford to put in Bulma and Beerus for the debut!” The employee begged as he was being held in the air by his collar by Frieza himself.

“Does that mean I am no longer popular? If so then kiss your sorry company goodbye.” Frieza said coldly.

It had been a week since the Dragonball collaboration had been released in Fortnite and Frieza was excited to see himself running around the island eliminating enemies left and right. Unfortunately only Goku, Vegeta, Bulma, and Beerus were the only skins that were out in the item shop. The first two were no big surprise since both of them are the most popular characters from the Dragonball series. Bulma? Makes sense especially when she had used firearms in the previous seasons. But Beerus? He only came out in Super while Frieza remained to be the most iconic villain of all time in Dragonball Z and Super. The emperor of the universe himself couldn’t take it anymore and flew over to Epic Games headquarters for a chat. And he made his point very clear as he terrorized everyone with his awesome power.

“No wait! If you can just give us until the end of next year we’ll be sure to get your skin out by then!” Exclaimed the man.

“Are you sure you can keep that promise? How do I know that you won’t backstab me and not release my skin?” Frieza asked as he slowly loosen his grip on the employee.

“This year we already released the rival pack for Naruto! We’ll do the same for Dragonball and I promise you that your skin will be in it!”

Frieza looks at the terrified staff who were all staring at the scene in fear. “Are you all in an agreement with him on that?”

They all nodded in unison.

“Very well then. But only until the end of next year and if you still haven’t kept your word, this company will bite the dust. Understand?” Frieza chuckled darkly.

“Y-yes sir!” The employee said.

Frieza then lowered himself towards the ground and dropped the man safely if not abruptly onto the ground before taking off.

End.

#Frieza isn’t a happy boy #Fortnite #here’s hoping his skin comes out next year 🤞🏻#DBZ/DBS Frieza

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freezaprime · 1 year

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Waiting for Frieza’s skin to come to Fortnite be like:

#Frieza #can’t wait for the next set to come out #please Fortnite we need Frieza’s skin

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freezaprime · 1 year

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REMINDER

*This is a direct sequel to The Deal and this time Frieza plans on making a few adjustments to the deal he made with Epic Games.*

A knock sounded outside the office door within the Epic Games headquarters.

“Come in.” The CEO said while skimming through the paperwork.

The door opens to reveal a small elderly blue woman with lavender hair and wore a Frieza Force attire. “Good afternoon sir. I am Berriblu. I have been sent here on behalf of my master; Lord Frieza to check on the current status of implementing his skin into Fortnite and to remind you of your deadline.”

Letting out an audible gasp at the mention of Frieza’s name, the CEO stood up and hurriedly walked over to Berriblu with his face draining of color. “We’re still working on it! I’m sorry if Lord Frieza was displeased with the Gohan and Piccolo skin. Please rest assure that we haven’t forgotten about the deal but it takes time when considering other collaborations that we’d like to do in the near future!”

“Good to hear. Although my lord has been thinking about the technicalities of implementing and coding the skins into the game since the last time he was here. He has decided to extend the deadline if you are not able to do so this year.”

The CEO sighed in relief. “Thank you.”

Berriblu then held up her index finger. “But only on one condition.”

“What condition would that be?” Asked the CEO nervously.

“Starting today either I or my lord will be checking in on a monthly basis to ensure the progress of inserting his skin into the game goes smoothly and that no one should forget about it. Would that be alright with you?” Berriblu asked with a sinister smile on her wrinkled face.

“Y-yes ma’am.” The CEO nodded shakily.

“Very well then. I will inform my lord of this.” Berriblu was about to leave when she stopped half way out the door. “Pardon me but I couldn’t help but notice that a trio of young men were waiting to speak with you about a collaboration.”

“Oh?”

“Yes. One had a pig mask on, the other was a brightly colored yet timid person and the last one had a scar on the corner of his forehead. That one was a rather polite young man.”

“Ah yes. That would be Inosuke, Zenitsu, and Tanjiro from Demon Slayer.” The CEO said. “It’s a very popular anime these days and fans are asking for a collaboration.”

“Hm. Well that will make things much more interesting. Have a good day.” Berriblu said as she floated out. At the back of her mind she couldn’t help but feel curious about the girl in the box who peeked out a bit before closing the door when the elderly woman passed by the trio of boys.

End.

*Note: There is no news of Fortnite having a Demon Slayer collaboration at this time. But I wanted to hint that possibility into this short story because who wouldn’t want to play as everyone’s favorite demon, Nezuko. She’s freaking adorable!*

#fortnite #DBZ/DBS Frieza #Berriblu

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