#Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[foxxfaggotry]

PSA for Trans Folks: Do Not Use Public Restrooms in Odessa, Tx

hi yall, news stuff

Odessa, Texas, US has just instituted a $10,000 bounty for finding a trans person in the bathroom.

What it looks like:

If a cis person in an Odessa bathroom sees someone they suspect “doesn’t belong” re not identifying with their assigned sex at birth, the cis person can sue them for $10,000

[rabidgeneralgrievous]

returns from CapCut shaking sobbing and covered in blood

this took like at least 73 hours of work dawg,,, I started this shit at the beginning of the year 😭 hope yall like the Chris Gets Pwned compilation

[vanivanvanilla]

NO ONE IS EVER NORMAL ABOUT PRINCEZAM

[cowboylikesel]

“how do you know that” “because we didn’t have to talk about him”

[mesoscalar]

fuuuuuck. do you guys think that instead of going home when she leaves kris’ place for the night that susie would instead go to her room in castle town

[kymsys]

(okay i was going about my day yesterday but i really couldn't get the merman au out of my head😭😭 i just imagine for a while somehow geto managed to sneak satoru into the palace and then it's a whole ordeal trying to hide him. panicked geto and oblivious gojo and really for all that image is stuck in my head i still have yet to write a proper interaction w them but!! it's not proofread so sorry if there are mistakes and it's a bit scattered but i had to get this one scene out that was brewing in my mind so🥺 ignore this if you want❗️❗️)

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From the mezzanine, everyone looked like ants. Suguru had to squint to make out familiar faces in the crowd, and even then, the only person he could identify was a distant aunt of his that he had never really liked. Usually, he'd have been able to pick apart anyone of significance; he'd have known their name, their title, their interests. 

Suguru would've known, he always memorises the details before public events — he spends days in his room at a time, talking into the mirror and telling his reflection things about these people who he has never met. Perhaps, lately, he'd been busy with Satoru.

Suguru smiled. He didn't feel as guilty as he thought he would.

A hand clapped on his back, and he jolted. Shoko beside him, cocking a brow. “What's got you looking like a dumbass?” Her voice was flat, eyes busy scanning the crowd and Suguru knew who she was looking for.

He cleared his throat. He couldn't really tell her that he was keeping a siren in the little pond in his private garden — well, it wasn't exactly little, but that information held no relevance anyway. Shoko was his dear friend, and he knew she would always support him, but he had to keep Satoru a secret, more for her sake. Suguru bit his lip in thought. If only Satoru didn't have such a strong taste for human flesh.

“Is meat more nutritious than fish?”

“What?”

“Nevermind.” Suguru winced at the look he was being sent. He didn't mean to blurt the question out, but he'd been thinking about it for days. The salmon that he'd been feeding Satoru probably wasn't enough to sustain a creature his size — especially when he was so active — which would mean he burnt through a lot of calories very quickly. “Utahime is on the balcony,” Suguru pointed in the general direction, giving Shoko a pat on the shoulder, “good luck.”

From his peripheral vision, he could see Shoko roll her eyes as he walked away, but she muttered a small 'thanks' before she turned to find the other woman. He was glad she finally had someone to open up to other than him — he saw how happy Shoko was with Utahime, and with the burden of inheriting the throne giving her sleepless nights, it was all Suguru could want for his closest friend.

He turned his attention back to the winding flight of stairs before him. Now, to find some meat.

KINGGGGGGGGGGGG (can i call you like that??)!!!! ♥ GAHHH IM SO HONOURED AND HAPPY, you actually wrote MORE??? bless you, this is truely amazing, this has me by my throat. thank you so fucking much, i love it!! <3 WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER IGNORE THIS, are u out of your mind. i LOVEEEE the way suguru keeps thinking about his little "pet" gojo and what would probably be the best food for him! like indeed he is a massive creature, he will probably need...a lot?? but also at the same time i can imagine that he is maybe not that....needy. isnt that a thing with lots of sharks or deep sea fish that they eat very little, just because its so hard to get by food? so their organism is evolved to survive on very little food and thrive nonetheless. MAYBE suguru just thinks gojo is in need of lots of food, but actually gojo just likes to eat bc he enjoys the food, but doesnt neccessarily need it?(he is also a mystical creature, so in that sense anything is possible really xD) I ALSO LOVE HOW SUGURU JUST RANDOMLY ASKS SHOKO ABOUT NUTRITIONS AND SHOKO IS JUST LIKE WHAT, i adore that ; u ; <3 AND OMG gojo lives in a pond in his private garden??? HOW CUTE!! so that makes me wonder (pls indulge with me) why would he bring this technically "monster" into his home? generally i would think maybe that a creature like that needs its space and would need their freedom? so MAYBEEEEE smth has happened? maybe gojo got hurt, maybe even when he was caught in the fishernet situation? MAYBE suguru needs to take care of him until he gets better and maybe gojo, the curious creepy creature that he is, enjoys the change of environment and the new feeling of being cared for?? its exciting for both! what do you think ?? 👉👈 maybe you had a different idea?? im so excited to hear your thoughts!! AND AGAIN THANK YOU, i love it SO much, i feel so lucky that you actually like it so much that you wanna write about it T___T ♥

EVERYONE LOOK !!!!!!!!

[tyresdeg]

logan sargeant’s f1 journey begins now

[skunkes]

SEVERANCE S2 THIS WEEK?

[ramshacklerumble]

i’d like to apologize to whatever dorm is unfortunate enough to follow diasomnia

[kattitude130]

oh my god hakuri content tomorrow probably

[tobytost]

istg IF EZRA SHOWS UP AT THE END OF THE EPISODE AND WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK

[jula483]

*inaudible screaming*

[teddybeartoji]

hear me out hear me out vampire!reader x gojo preferably a sweet dummy gojo who just stumbles into the castle and is a bit afraid but his curiosity just won't let him leave and the person who's living in this beautiful castle is just the nicest ever even though there are deep dark maroon stains on their collar and their fingertips are a little tainted and their eyes keep burning into him and they keep getting closer and closer to him almost purring in their ear cooing and comforting the lost man + i keep thinking about the "vampire" scene from saltburn too oh my god what am i doing to myself rn

[aquilacalvitium]

Me going to stupid sleep at a reasonable stupid hour for my stupid physical health

[ozymoron]

i need to fall asleep in his arms

[boobstrider]

I NEED ALPHA DAVE