#Fyf is functional queer and that's the best anyone can get out of them

[quaxorascal]

Because the last ask made me think about it, here are my DnD kids as per the distinguished/functional/disaster gay/bi/lesbian graph, in text form:

Distinguished: Shuvermhel (gay), Niamh (lesbian)

Functional: Fyf (either gay or bi, they don’t Fuckin know), Erisonne (lesbian)

Disaster: Taber (bi), Wilver (pan)