#GRANNY GRUNDLE?????

[terribleninjagoaus]

Conman wu au

Ok but Misako, Wendell, and Morro all having deep cut boss fight style encounters with the elemental alliance and other active parties in the serpentine war

Misako’s got Granny Grundle who she’s trained to act as her mount and treasure tracker like Shiver having Master Mega

Yes it’s the very same Grundle that ended up hunting the ninja later on with its mega weapon induced revival

But that very Grundle first terrorized Garmadon and the elemental alliance

Misako: C’mon Granny pedal to the present! I need you focused!

Garmadon: How did you even tame a grundle?!?!

Misako: Lots of love and meat silly. NOW STAY STILL SO I CAN GET YOUR GROUP’S TREASURE!

Garmadon manages to defeat Misako barely and that was because he ended up making out with him to the horror of both side’s of the war

This was all

Morro took on the role of Big Man’s style of boss fight hiding within a dust storm

Morro had his special goggles on him to protect his eyes

But he duked it out against Chen’s flunkies managing to come out on top

Morro: I wouldn’t fight you if I didn’t have to. THIS IS FOR STIXX!

He got both of their treasures easily which was all of Clouse/Chen’s spell books and staff

Wendell got Frye’s style of boss fight and literally dukes it out with a Shamisen that summons Beohernie the giant scarab and other smaller but still monstrous beetles

He found it buried in the sea of sands long ago and he already knew how to play stringed instruments as a way to busk and get money for his sister and his own survival

He steals the serpentine’s secret weapons and wins big

Wendell: Let’s break them beetles!

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[starswornoaths]

Should I take it as a good sign that I'm having to block porn bots near every day now? Like hey, I'm just cool enough for random porn bot "grannys-grundle" to grace my notifications?

I'm tempted to just start getting screenshots of the really amazing names of these holy shit

[terribleninjagoaus]

Conman Wu au

We’ve really turned Wendell, Misako, and Morro into deep cut from splatoon 3 and I’m here for it

I think they should get to sing the Ninjago equivalent of the Calamari Inkantation

In the final battle from season 2 it’s just Wendell, the actual Wu, and Misako prepping to sing the Ninjagan Incantation. Dr.Julian mana the sound equipment

They ride in on a cyberneticaly enhanced Granny Grundle who causes mild mayhem to distract the corrupted citizens and stone army away

The real Wu subs in singing Morro’s role

Somehow it partially cures people of the overlord’s corruption enough to stay distracted by the song like the calamari inkantation

It causes the stone army to turn on the overlord as well

I’m using man on the internet’s lyrics for the calamari inkantation

Link to the English cover of the calamari inkantation in question https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRD3fA5qiU

[Granny Grundle is rushing around distracting and taking out the numerous corrupted Ninjagan citizens and stone army so Lloyd and the ninja can stop the overlord. Misako, Wu, and Wendell are standing above the stone army on a hastily made stage while Dr.Julian finishes setting up the sound equipment.]

Misako/Wendell/Wu: Now we must be strong, together we will sing this song.

And you can sing along

Misako: Misako

Wendell: Wendell

Wu: Wu

Misako/Wendell/Wu: We're one, two, three, and you make seven

So sing harmony and together we shall see! Where we belong!

Overlord: WHAT’S THIS? WHERE’S MY MUSIC?

Misako: Lloyd and Ninja!

Wendell: Can you hear our song?

Dr.Julian: Radio override activated!

Garmadon’s thoughts: That heavenly melody... It's the one and only SHADOW STEALERS!

[Misako, Wu, and Wendell begin to sing. Wendell begins to strum his shamisen with enthusiasm while Dr.Julian works the turntable.]

Misako/Wendell/Wu: So long we tried

And finally we see victory

Before the blood has dried

Together we play, This Ninjago Incantation!

And together we will turn the tide

And this song we sing

Forever in our hearts will ring

To every Ninjagan!

We'll save the day

We stand united, come what may

So go on your way

With your hope, you can do anything

And now we must be strong

Together we will sing this song

And you can sing along

Misako: Misako!

Wendell: Wendell!

Wu: Wu!

Misako/Wendell/Wu: We're one, two, three, and you make seven!

So sing harmony

And together we shall see

Where we belong

So long we tried

But we stay fresh, we end all the rest

Leave them electrified

Together we play

This Ninjagan Incantation

And together we will turn the tide

And the song we sing

Forever in our hearts will ring

To every Ninjagan

And come what may

They'll never ever take away

Our bright shining day

'Cause we know we can do anything

And now we must be strong

Together we will sing this song

And you can sing along!

Misako: Misako!

Wendell: Wendell!

Wu: Wu!

Misako/Wendell/Wu: We're one, two, three, and you make 7

So sing harmony

And together we shall see

Where we belong!

[ As the incantation finishes the overlord has been defeated. Lloyd and the ultra dragon land in front of the tired trio. Granny Grundle lays down and slumbers.]

In rebooted Misako has to wake Wendell up from the overlord’s brainwashing/cybernetics so we get the two singing their own version of tidal rush

Wendell is singing the bomb rush blush while Misako sings Tide goes out

This soon leads to Wu and Garmadon shooting Wendell with a special tea designed to sober people up it’s called yin yang tea.

Nya is the one driving the unholy mech combo of stage and combat machine

Wendell: MY HEAD!

Misako: The Yin-Yang Tea is working!

[Misako takes out a Speaker and holds it dramatically while Wendell is sobering up from the tea.]

Misako: Wendell! Remember! That heavenly melody!

Wendell: The one and only... I... I remember...

[Wendell soon makes a running jump towards Misako shedding all of his implants in a bright silver light. He lands next to Misako returned to normal.]

Wendell: YEAH!

Garmadon: THE SHADOW STEALERS ARE BACK!

[Wendell and Misako start to dance together and sing as the ninja battle the overlord.]

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