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Conman Wu au

Morro learned many things in ghost prison

Possessing flesh sacks/patsies

Cool curses

Hiding things inside various bodily orifices

Morro joined a gang though and became the leader of it

Got cool tattoos reading "Wind King" and Like a sick dragon

A lot of people now owe him favors as a result of becoming a gang leader

a moment that happened during sky-bound when Nadakhan got the ninja framed and a matching 50% off quote

Kai: It felt like a dream.

Jay: It wasn't a dream. We got arrested under false circumstances. WE WENT TO JAIL!

Lloyd: Nah man we went to holding. There's a big difference.

Cole: Whatever.

Jay: No whatever!

Zane: We only got out because Lloyd's cousin paid bail.

Lloyd: Oh yeah, now we owe Morro a favor. That is not a position you wanna be in.

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Trust Turmoil (M)

Warnings: Mentions of violence, smut in later chapters

Genre: Mafia!au, fantasy (?)

Series: idk probably like 8-10 chapters???

Being a hound dog isn’t easy as is, never mind when you are the hound dog for the mafia. 

About the Characters:

Park Chanyeol

Age: 17

Role: Weaponry, HoundDog

Byun Baekhyun

Age: 15

Role: HoundDog, Training

Wu Yifan

Age: 24

Role: Leader

Zhang Yixing

Age: 16

Role: Surgeon, Training

Do Kyungsoo

Age: 21

Role: Dealer

Kim Junmyeon

Age: 22

Role: Underboss

Kim Jongdae

Age: 19

Role: Thief

Lu Han

Age: 18

Role: Arsonist

Huang Zitao

Age: 23

Role: Assasinator

Kim Jongin

Age: 18

Role: Seducer

Kim Minseok

Age: 16

Role: Training, House Cat

Oh Sehun

Age: 19

Role: Conman

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Conman Wu au

Garmadon and the dawning realization his enemy/lover has a trained grundle to act as a mount/pet? He’s still not clear what Misako and his relationship status actually is tbh due to the war. Due to Misako and her band of thieves being free agents.

One minute they’re making out and the next she’s stealing everything valuable off his person.

I mean he pickpockets it back from her but then she just steals it again and it’s kinda an endless loop.

If not for the fact she always leaves him a reward for managing to pickpocket his things back from her. Like his favorite candy and love letters.

Also her nasty habit of breaking in on him during the worst times aka venom moments.

Libber aka Jay’s mom has helped Misako break into the monastery

Because she is shipping this and Garmadon deserves nice things

Wendell has made it his mission to break them up because his sister doesn’t need to worry about some destined dark ancient bad boy

Morro is also helping because he doesn’t want the crew’s dynamic being broken up by Misako’s boyfriend.

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Conman Wu au

We’ve really turned Wendell, Misako, and Morro into deep cut from splatoon 3 and I’m here for it

I think they should get to sing the Ninjago equivalent of the Calamari Inkantation

In the final battle from season 2 it’s just Wendell, the actual Wu, and Misako prepping to sing the Ninjagan Incantation. Dr.Julian mana the sound equipment

They ride in on a cyberneticaly enhanced Granny Grundle who causes mild mayhem to distract the corrupted citizens and stone army away

The real Wu subs in singing Morro’s role

Somehow it partially cures people of the overlord’s corruption enough to stay distracted by the song like the calamari inkantation

It causes the stone army to turn on the overlord as well

I’m using man on the internet’s lyrics for the calamari inkantation

Link to the English cover of the calamari inkantation in question https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRD3fA5qiU

[Granny Grundle is rushing around distracting and taking out the numerous corrupted Ninjagan citizens and stone army so Lloyd and the ninja can stop the overlord. Misako, Wu, and Wendell are standing above the stone army on a hastily made stage while Dr.Julian finishes setting up the sound equipment.]

Misako/Wendell/Wu: Now we must be strong, together we will sing this song.

And you can sing along

Misako: Misako

Wendell: Wendell

Wu: Wu

Misako/Wendell/Wu: We're one, two, three, and you make seven

So sing harmony and together we shall see! Where we belong!

Overlord: WHAT’S THIS? WHERE’S MY MUSIC?

Misako: Lloyd and Ninja!

Wendell: Can you hear our song?

Dr.Julian: Radio override activated!

Garmadon’s thoughts: That heavenly melody... It's the one and only SHADOW STEALERS!

[Misako, Wu, and Wendell begin to sing. Wendell begins to strum his shamisen with enthusiasm while Dr.Julian works the turntable.]

Misako/Wendell/Wu: So long we tried

And finally we see victory

Before the blood has dried

Together we play, This Ninjago Incantation!

And together we will turn the tide

And this song we sing

Forever in our hearts will ring

To every Ninjagan!

We'll save the day

We stand united, come what may

So go on your way

With your hope, you can do anything

And now we must be strong

Together we will sing this song

And you can sing along

Misako: Misako!

Wendell: Wendell!

Wu: Wu!

Misako/Wendell/Wu: We're one, two, three, and you make seven!

So sing harmony

And together we shall see

Where we belong

So long we tried

But we stay fresh, we end all the rest

Leave them electrified

Together we play

This Ninjagan Incantation

And together we will turn the tide

And the song we sing

Forever in our hearts will ring

To every Ninjagan

And come what may

They'll never ever take away

Our bright shining day

'Cause we know we can do anything

And now we must be strong

Together we will sing this song

And you can sing along!

Misako: Misako!

Wendell: Wendell!

Wu: Wu!

Misako/Wendell/Wu: We're one, two, three, and you make 7

So sing harmony

And together we shall see

Where we belong!

[ As the incantation finishes the overlord has been defeated. Lloyd and the ultra dragon land in front of the tired trio. Granny Grundle lays down and slumbers.]

In rebooted Misako has to wake Wendell up from the overlord’s brainwashing/cybernetics so we get the two singing their own version of tidal rush

Wendell is singing the bomb rush blush while Misako sings Tide goes out

This soon leads to Wu and Garmadon shooting Wendell with a special tea designed to sober people up it’s called yin yang tea.

Nya is the one driving the unholy mech combo of stage and combat machine

Wendell: MY HEAD!

Misako: The Yin-Yang Tea is working!

[Misako takes out a Speaker and holds it dramatically while Wendell is sobering up from the tea.]

Misako: Wendell! Remember! That heavenly melody!

Wendell: The one and only... I... I remember...

[Wendell soon makes a running jump towards Misako shedding all of his implants in a bright silver light. He lands next to Misako returned to normal.]

Wendell: YEAH!

Garmadon: THE SHADOW STEALERS ARE BACK!

[Wendell and Misako start to dance together and sing as the ninja battle the overlord.]

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Morro just having the personality of Nagisa from the free abridged series 50% off by octopimp

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5EVqxwDtukI

He just got out of prison aka the cursed realm and that bitch the preeminent

Morro is the often referenced missing cousin who had to go to jail

Oh well he got some sick eye tattoos and possessed some old fart to match his maturity now

Said old fart is Krux and well Krux didn’t put up much of a fight

Morro: WHAT’S UP SLUTS?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON!

Wendell: Sluts?

Misako: Prison?

Wendell/Misako: Morro!

Morro: YEAH!

Lloyd’s pumped to have his cousin though so that’s nice

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Ok but Misako, Wendell, and Morro all having deep cut boss fight style encounters with the elemental alliance and other active parties in the serpentine war

Misako’s got Granny Grundle who she’s trained to act as her mount and treasure tracker like Shiver having Master Mega

Yes it’s the very same Grundle that ended up hunting the ninja later on with its mega weapon induced revival

But that very Grundle first terrorized Garmadon and the elemental alliance

Misako: C’mon Granny pedal to the present! I need you focused!

Garmadon: How did you even tame a grundle?!?!

Misako: Lots of love and meat silly. NOW STAY STILL SO I CAN GET YOUR GROUP’S TREASURE!

Garmadon manages to defeat Misako barely and that was because he ended up making out with him to the horror of both side’s of the war

This was all

Morro took on the role of Big Man’s style of boss fight hiding within a dust storm

Morro had his special goggles on him to protect his eyes

But he duked it out against Chen’s flunkies managing to come out on top

Morro: I wouldn’t fight you if I didn’t have to. THIS IS FOR STIXX!

He got both of their treasures easily which was all of Clouse/Chen’s spell books and staff

Wendell got Frye’s style of boss fight and literally dukes it out with a Shamisen that summons Beohernie the giant scarab and other smaller but still monstrous beetles

He found it buried in the sea of sands long ago and he already knew how to play stringed instruments as a way to busk and get money for his sister and his own survival

He steals the serpentine’s secret weapons and wins big

Wendell: Let’s break them beetles!

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Misako and Wendell have wanted posters all over Ninjago before they settled down in their older age

But nobody seemed to be capable of catching them back in their prime

It’s like Jessie and James from Pokémon but if they were successful

Also they have a dramatic intro and everything

They first met Wu and Garmadon by stealing a scroll from the monastery in the dead of night

Managing to avoid the nightingale floors too

Unfortunately Garmadon and Wu both caught them in their escape due to midnight snack cravings

[Misako wears a green Hannya mask while Wendell wears a white Hannya mask. Secured on Misako’s back is the stolen scroll. The spinjutzu brother’s have chased them to the monastery’s rooftop.]

Wu: Give that scroll back!

Garmadon: This is pointless just let me kill them. It’s not like anyone would blame us if we did.

Misako: Thought you could catch us? Silly Spinjutzu brothers.

Wendell: We’re the brother-sister bandit duo……

Misako and Wendell: THE SHADOW STEALERS!

[ The brother sister duo do jazz hands after stating their name.]

Wendell: Besides why would we give up treasure to you two geezers?

Misako: This will get us tons of money. Unlimited books and new designer boots!

Wendell: The freshest tea straight from the dark continent too. Finally I’ll get to drink tea as black as my soul!

[The Shadow stealers leap from the rooftop revealing the folded up paragliders. They glide off

Misako: Sayonara boys!

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Con man Wu au Ngl I was the anon who sent in that recent conman Wu ask

I was inspired by the idol's “deepcut” introduction in the splatoon 3 story mode and the music gave me even more inspiration

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAMU3dyv7ml

Ok but Morro being raised by Wendell instead of the actual Wu

He's becomes the third shadow stealer

Morro was never conned into the green ninja thing

Misako and Wendell were suprised that he had wind powers

Wendell: Wait elemental powers are real?

Morro: Holy shit we could totally use them to make

smoother landings and stuff.

Morro likes his new guardians. They actually feed him and

[ Misako, wears a new purple Hannya mask, Morro wears her old green mask, and Wendell wears his white hannya mask. Garmadon has caught the shadow stealers in the act of stealing Chen’s staff and Clouse’s grimorie.]

Garmadon: Don't you normally wear a green mask?

Misako: I'm actually retiring the Green mask. Since we got our own green horn now.

Morro: I'm not a green horn!

[Misako turns away from Garmadon and pat’s Morro’s head gently.]

Misako: You still are to me. Besides purple sounded more in season and it's my favorite color. Next to Ruby red.

Wendell: Disgusting sister. Can't you flirt with someone else?

Misako: Hmmm maybe. But I do have high standards.

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Conman wu au

Inspired by this one scene/quote from breaking bad

Link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7rXeDArhg0

[Misako, Wendell, and Morro barge into Ray’s store to shake him down for protection money.]

Ray : (nervously) What's this about?

Misako: I'll tell you what this is about, Mr. Smith. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Morro happy.

Ray: Morro? Who's Morro?

[Wendell points at the scowling emo teenager. The teen pops his bright green gum and sticks it in its wrapper. He frowns.]

Wendell: This is Morro. Morro, you happy?

Morro: (dryly) Reasonably.

Misako : What would make you unhappy?

Morro: This li'l mofo not doin' what he's told.

Wendell : lf you were to become unhappy, Mr. Smith wouldn't care for that?

Morro: I'm gonna say no.

Misako: [cheerfully] Well, there you have it! Let's go find your checkbook.

[Misako and Wendell start pushing Ray into the back of his shop. With Morro following after.]

Wendell: You have a lovely little store.

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au where the ninja learn wu is an elaborate con artist and them being ninja is just a scam that ended up working and going too far

Wu just lied to all of them about them having powers and when they actually did he was just like… shit what now

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Going off Peenalize’s conman Wu idea

Garmadon is just pissed off at this fake wu consistently because that is not my actual brother.

Garmadon: My brother literally runs a tea shop with our mother Mystake.

Kai: Wait what? So the young blonde guy behind the counter at Mystake’s is the real Wu.

Garmadon: Yeah that’s my actual brother. The guy who’s been acting as your sensei is my brother in law Wendell and a wanted con man.

Wu: Yeah if I wanted to grow a beard in. It wouldn’t be that long and it’d be a bit shorter.

Wendell: I’m gonna be real with you guys I’m suprised you bought the whole powers and primary colored ninja suits things.

Cole: Have we been aiding in honest to goodness child abduction with Lloyd?

Garmadon: Oh no Wendell is his Mother’s brother. So you didn’t aid in that crime but really hanging my son on a flag pole? Come on you guys should know better.

Zane: Yeah not our proudest moment.

Misako actually being the con man Wendell’s sister who was like listen this golden weapons thing probably won’t work out.

So I’m just gonna dip and marry Garmadon. Which good for her she actually likes Garmadon and he’s loaded with an army and destined to conquer Ninjago at least.

Misako being a notorious thief too while Wendell was the one who did the real ground work of infiltrating places to get schematics of the places they were gonna rob.

Lloyd being the actual nephew of the con man Wu and the real Wu running the tea shop with Mystake.

Lloyd is in on the con but didn’t think the green ninja was real. But no it is. Damn Darkley’s and their extra credit courses in con artistry.

@peenalize your au has been transformed

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Wendell discovering serpentine are real via osmosis after he found out Lloyd had the hypnobrai ransack Jamanakai village.

Of course his sister’s son had to have her obsession with folk lore and myths. And actually end up finding the myths in question.

She found and married one of their creator god’s demigod sons.

So of course her son had to find the snake race with a mile long grudge against the human race.

Wendell may have been squatting in the monastery and that’s why he found all that cool shit to fight the serpentine with and absorbing that knowledge off hand from Garmadon and Misako’s ramblings.

Lloyd: You said to go in for the long haul on this con.

Wendell: Yeah but not to the point of finding the serpentine who hate humans.

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Can’t believe Wendell gaslight gatekeeped and guy bossed his way to being a sensei.

Truly an icon