#Girls speak in a series of clicks and trills that even the most adept linguists have difficulty decoding
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#jin ling#a-qing#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Girls speak in a series of clicks and trills that even the most adept linguists have difficulty decoding#Thankfully this rhythmic language can be translated to music notes#communication via specific vibrations of coiled metal wire is possible!#but- Ah shucks the guy with the guqin has his hands full. And also bloodied.#We need to resort to secondary girl communication. Blinking slowly at her. If she blinks slowly back - you're in.#if she blinks rapidly that's a threat. Is she does not blink at all you are already dead.#btw: Girls eyes translate lines of contrast to these series of air flow disturbances to create language. So they *can* read what we write.#This has been your daily GirlFacts tidbit.#Jokes aside. I get that the point was she has no tongue to speak with but it really does just come off as:#“5 teen boys in a room with a teen girl and dropping the ball so hard on how to proceed”#This is why men give up and kiss each other btw. (OKAY IM DONE SPREADING MISINFORMATION (for today))
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