#Guardtagonist

[thiefguard]

1. Thiefgister

2. Guardagonist

3. GuardNie

4. Thieftagonist

1. Thiefgister

a) Why don't you ship it? BECAUSE. IT'S THIEF. AND MAGISTER. He's literally evil/gay/put a price on her head. She literally had to save her best friend after he roofied him. Does - does anyone ship this???

b) What would have made you like it? I'm not saying if you made Magister a strong powerful woman it could change things for me, buuuuuuut...

c) Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? I ship Thief / looting Magister's things, Thief / stealing from Magister's vaults, Thief / unknowingly pilfering Guard's ring (Tago's soul?) from Magister's nightstand :3

2. Guardagonist

a) What made you ship it? LOL this one is still a crackship for me, founded solely on the actors being brotps IRL

b) What are your favourite things about the ship? I think it's pretty neat that Guard is the only human who has never used the ring against Tago, like, mainly because he had absolutely no idea what it did, and he sure as shit wouldn't have sold it to Magister if he did, but... as much as Antagonist might think he hates all mortals, Guard ~was different~ okay

c) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? ThiefGuardtagonist should collectively bang out their problems

3. GuardNie

a) Why don't you ship it? Nie would be so offended lmaoooo.

b) What would have made you like it? I'm not sure this one has any angles for me to grasp at !!

c) Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? A lot !! I love love love how much they love their people, and when they do come in to conflict, it's just about wanting the best for the people they both love. I really think they have brotp potential in the pipeline.

4. Thieftagonist

a) What made you ship it? I'm weak and they're hot, simple as.

b) What are your favourite things about the ship? I think it's absolutely fucking delicious that Tago has no idea Jul has the ring, and Jul has no idea what the ring does. I can't wait to see that play out.

c) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Look, I know he manipulated her into the cave of the Old Gods as a human sacrifice. But I desperately want to see one of their early adventures okay. How did they first come to work together? What was their early dynamic like? SHOOOW MEEEE.

[thiefguard]

i crave

violence

antagonist | thief | guard

Tago:

my opinions would be received by most fans as akin to hitting a wasps nest with a baseball bat: maaainly because most of the time I just can't get on board with the woobification (only in some extremely niche Guardtagonist fics okay!!!)

I actively dislike them: Depends on the day and episode! Sometimes I am in a more forgiving mood that others. Mainly when I think about that sad baby boy just crying for his mama and accidentally calling in a hurricane. Other times I think about the wide-eyed fear in my girl's face when she truly understood she'd been abandoned in the cave of the Old Gods and that forgiveness goes away :')

Thief:

they work better as part of a dynamic: on the fence about this one because honestly you could give me an entire flashback season of my girl just breaking into vaults and I would eat! it! up! but it cannot be denied that she's the best she is when she's with Teller

not enough screen time: in season 1 specifically!! you really mean to say we couldn't cut away from a magister flashback ooone tiiiime for an extra 30 seconds of Thieftess content?? R-e-a-l-l-y???

they've never done anything wrong in their life <3: Moving to Lamp!verse to pay off the price on her head myself tbqh

Guard:

not enough screen time: seriously !!!! it makes me i n s a n e that they miss each other in early s2 by m i n u t e s !!! if my girl had just stuck around half a heartbeat longer. ugh. what might have been.

what's wrong with them (affectionate): I mean. like. he is objectively bad at his job. very very bad. like. micah. honey. the brief was 'bring the thief in'. not. 'shelter the thief in your home'. not. 'kiss the thief's soft lips'. not. 'fall in love with the thief and start to plan a life with her'. but i'm okay with your choices and so is she !!!