#HE IS SO INSANE AND INSUFFERABLE I HATE HIM AAAAAGHHH

[nkogneatho]

Wait I need to see the gojo meets y/n’s parents thing.

Imagine how nice he’d be, but the second you guys go home he’s all over you (blushing n kicking my feet rn)

he would charm your parents so good and they would fall for it. he'll bring so many gifts and expensive too. the he goes like "oh i am just being polite. don't worry about it." THE WAY HE BECOMES THE FBI with how much he knows about your parents. what kind of tea your dad likes. what is your mom's fav color. what show do they like and he acts accordingly. showing up in the exact same shade of blue your mom likes. starts conversation about their favorite show. he even helps the mom with dishes and she immediately falls for how kind he is.

you are baffled because even you did not know your dad liked darjeeling tea. it's almost like he's their son and your just a guest. the whole car ride back home is filled with silly unserious arguements about whatever happened earlier tonight.

as soon as you open the door to your penthouse, he wastes no time crashing his lips on yours, hands running all over your body.

"d'you know how hard it was to keep my hands off you?" he coos.

"honestly, i was surprised. not even—mmh, not even a single inappropriate comment about me. i started missing them."

"yeah? good thing we're home, baby. will make all the inappropriate comments as i ruin this sweet pussy."