#HEADCANON. ( dmitri kadmin. )

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@anonymous sent in A MEME. // always accepting.

                        Truth serum: For Dimi, how many faces have you worn?

                   “You do know that’s a lot like asking a lady her age, right?  One of those things most people just don’t do, out’ve whatever sense of propriety is left in this day and age.  Now, I’ll answer, sure, but don’t be surprised if the next person you ask tells you to go an’ fuck yourself, hm?  Well.  I’ll answer ‘s best I can, actually, because you’re asking a complicated question.  Let’s start with, are you asking for me, or my brother, or both?  I reckon I’ll answer for the both of us, as it’s pretty close to the same: a fuck ton.  You want something more specific than that, you’d have to track down records, and between you and me, most of the kinda places I make use of?  Not exactly a fan of keeping things in writing.  It’d be like me, asking you, how many pairs of socks have you worn in your life?  Do you change them every day?  Every other day?  Does it count as a different pair if you’ve worn different ones in between?  I reckon, maybe a couple hundred in my life, give or take a few.  Don’t remember them all - I think there’s a few I don’t even know what they looked like, temporary measures and all.  -- What’s it to you, anyways.”