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seth-burroughs · 3 months ago

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If Yomi read Warrior Cats he'd be on Mudclaw's side. He'd hate Scourge because Makoto likes him too much. He'd think Hollyleaf did nothing wrong. He gets involved in the Mapleshade's Vengeance shitstorm discourse and manages to make every single side mad. Hit post

#mine #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #Yomi hellsmile #he would be mad at cats not being genetically accurate he would be a hardcore traditional namer in the most toxic way possible #and im speaking as a person who likes cat genetics and traditional naming systems. in a non toxic way #oh and he would dislike cats having mates from outside their clan because it's breaking the code #like breaking the code in itself is morally bad. like you know that one subset of fans? yeagh..#he would forgive bluestar though. he would like her (mostly)#and regarding the halfclan romances he's not weirdly misogynistic abt it unlike many people #he doesn't just hate the female characters for getting into them. he wants crowfeather's and tigerheart's head on a pike too #HEARTWARMING: most smug annoying shit-opinionated guy you met on fandom believes in equality #i don't think he would read past oots though #this post will be understandable to a total of 2 other people. perhaps even 2.5

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