#HELP ME HELPPP MEEEE

[clitbiter]

i actually can’t believe it susan and the rani in one episode BI GENERATION EVIL DOCTOR OHHHH GIRL THE SOUND OF MAY THE 24TH THE STUPIDEST EXPLOSION EVER PLEASE????? oh we r so fucking BACKKKKKK HELP THE RANI IS SOOOOO CUNT PLEASE

[todorokies]

i saw pro hero shoto art and i immediately clenched

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 158 spoilers and thoughts but mostly it's just me laughing my ass off and also speculating on what happens, im still working on the novel but ill finish it soon trust <- has like ten billion different things she wants to do at the same time

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ARCOS AND MARBELLA IN THIS PANEL WAS ME FOR MOST IF NOT ALL OF THIS CHAPTER HELPPP LMFAOAOOO

javier you absolute fiend you ,,, you've learned so much,,, /aff

i figured that javier would tell them at least a semi-truth, or something like that to tide over the count/countess,,, their expressions here made me so worried for a moment,,,

LIKE THESE UUAGHGHHGHGHHHH that kind of anticipation is terrifying tbh like "has our son been dead this whole time, have we been living w someone else??" and the imminent grief looming over that thought i think got translated really well here the blank irises and the shadowed face im so ,,,, ueueueueueue

AND THEN TO GET HIT WITH THIS

HELP MEEEE HAHAHAHA BRAZEN JAVIER ROBOFACED JAVIER ITS REAL HES REAL LMFAOAOOOOO

OF ALL THE THINGS JAVIER COULD HAVE DONE TO GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION HE DECIDED TO EMULATE LLOYD I GIGGLED SO BAD I STARTED COUGHING

AND THE FULL COMMITMENT TOO TO THE BIT AND MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE'S MORE FOULMOUTHED THAN HE LETS ON . AND SINCE JAVIER IS NORMALLY SO DEADPAN IT JUST. WORKS I GUESS HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS CRAZY

insane genuinely fucking insane i couldn't stop laughing HAHAHAHAA like this is completely absurd but the fact that it's coming from javier, someone who the count and countess completely trust at the moment, someone who's been by lloyd's side this whole time,,, PELASE HAHAHFHADHFDHSHAHA

the count and countess reacting too got me giggling a storm HAHA

also also early webtoon lloyd makes an appearance again i think it's really fun that the artist gives him the hairstyle from back then, before they changed his hairstyle heehee

oh his undershirt is also missing that X that's usually there in the current tged style too i didnt notice that at first but another little callback!!!

AND THEN JAVIER FINISHING OFF THE BIT WITH. SEPPUKU??? WHAT THE HELL ALDKFJLSDKJF ?!?!?!

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS LIKE HE DIDNT HAVE TO but i guess it did kind of knock the count/countess out of their stupor bc by seeing something so insane from javier they think javier rlly regrets giving lloyd BRAIN DAMAGE LAKJDFSHDF FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE

i did see some ppl say that its kind of odd that they thank javier for this and thats fair yeah i dont think id be ok w finding out "oh one of my loved ones gave another one of my loved ones MEMORY LOSS"

but i think it could be that they're relieved to find out (or are inclined to believe) that their lloyd is "still alive" - he's just changed, not dead (except he is dead, so javier succeeded in fooling them without telling very severe lies)

honestly with how their expressions were they were probably expecting the worst, esp w all the evidence stacked against lloyd. can u imagine that despair, realizing that the person you've finally come to love is not the person you thought they were?? that the person you thought you had a second chance with, wasn't that person at all? i bet all those regrets were washing over the count and countess all at once,,, and then the relief that comes when it's revealed (when they're lead to believe) that no, it's the same person. this second chance was with the same lloyd, not someone else. that's still their son. oooooh imagine the relief, the realization that you don't have to mourn, you don't have to grieve for a death that happened under your nose

i think that's why they reacted this way, instead of worrying over javier wacking lloyd upside the head; like, what matters now is that lloyd frontera is alive (to them) and that both lloyd and javier have grown and changed themselves and the estate for the better. that the child and the knight they raised have a bright future and isn't that what any parent wants?

tho ofc they dont realize that their assumption is not the truth, but well they dont need to know that,,, for everyones sakes,,, nice play javier

when lloyd shows up and we saw this panel i thought we were gonna have a nice moment between the two of them where lloyd thanks javier for covering for him and hiding the truth but then-

THESE TWO FUCKING IDIOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA /AFF

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE SO DEVIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

and then lloyds conversation with the count/countess after PLEASE

yknow this is kind of like that bargaining strategy where you propose something completely absurd and crazy so that the other party says no, but then you offer your real request that is objectively tasking but the other party thinks of it as lesser than the former request so they'll grant it . whatever the heck that strat is called thats what this feels like HAHAHAHA

AND ARCOS TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR LLOYD AND

AHFGSDLJKFSDGHH THRTHOWS UP

lloyd says "all i need is for you to stay healthy" and god that fucking. hurts ouw ouuuhhh owiee oww BUDDY U CAN HAVE BOTH U CAN PROTECT UR FAMILY WHILE ALSO RELYING ON THEM!!! LLOYD!!! LLLOOOYYYDDD

and yet of course this is smth that suho!lloyd would say ,,, he wasnt able to help his parents w their struggles back then but now he can and now it's all he wants to do ,,, i cant even explain how emo this exchange makes me i can't quite put it into words even after a whole day of sitting on this,,, especially after the events of 157 like lloyd im worried abt u!! he doesnt even realize he doesnt even realize the overwork the possible spiral that can come from trying to preserve this aghhh AAGGHHH

sorry for losing it anyways moving on, the title effects linking yippie!!! it was super fun seeing all the teams and all the people he's brought together,,, truly this was our greatest estate development /j

ALSO JAVIER BEING BY HIMSELF ON A TEAM LMFAOOOO "the team that does everything" HAHAHAHAHA

AND THEN AND THEN the last reveal of this episode THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN HELLO!@?!?!??!@?!?@?!@! OH MY GOD

raphael looks a litte different here i could've sworn he was a turtle /j

BUT YEAH HOLY SHIT WOW i mean it makes sense, if theres a hell theres probably a heaven, and there was that line that javier said where he was like "alicia liking lloyd is more ridiculous than suho actually being an archangel" MAN I SHOULDA SEEN THIS COMING LMAO but im still excited to see where this goes

like the jewel of truth construction being ILLEGAL? what r they gonna do??? like,,, take the parts away?!?! how will lloyd avoid their like, divine punishment or whatever?? is it considered a crime to start mythical construction??? i wonder what their ruling will be

also the exiled student guy (forgot his name) and lupellan what r they up to will this interfere w them?? or with lloyd? a lot of stuff lined up oh GOD lmao

anyways thats all for right now, as always i yap more on my twitter if youd like to see more shenanigans from me, see yall next week!! !!!!

[sulfur1c-4cid]

@maybeiwasntthere2 is being mean to me helppp help meeee they're cyberbullyinh meeee

[yourfavoritecascade]

helppp meeee mannnn I have so much to draw but I lack the skill, time, and motivation to do it :'D

It's like, reverse art block!

:,DDD help me holy shit

[quartztwst]

Close your doors, close your windows, close your uhhh closets?? CLOSE EVERYTHING JADE IS COMING FOR YOU

—🪻 anon (also that jade at the door drawing jumpscared me i felt like i was in fnaf 💀)

1 2 JADE IS COMING FOR YOU 3 4 HELP MEEEE HELPPP MEEE HELLPPP MEEEE!!!

😨😨😨😨😨

JADE LEECH NO!!!

[heung-mins]

today, when I came home from work, my family said to me "kane left, he signed for Bayern" and I thought they were joking but they told me it was true. I had tears and eyes and I said to myself "this day has come, and I was absolutely not ready for this", I held back my tears in front of my family not to cry for "just a footballer" but ten minutes later i googled "harry kane" and the articles said that Bayern had made a new offer, but no transfer (yet). in the end it's just that my sibling who didn't understand a similar article but in English (which is not our language) 😑 but it made me realize that I'm not ready for H to leave …

HELPPP MEEEE!!!!!!!! i went through so many emotions while reading this... i must have felt what you felt anonita, when your family told u that kane had allegedly left. this is so well written like i went through so many emotions?? from the five stages of grief through joy and. happiness to a mild feeling of fear... and now i'm crying!!! also omg this is the way that i found out that bayern made a new offer for kane god help us

[2knightt]

NOT BA HELP MEEEE I CANNOT BREATBEEE

IT CALLED ME AND ARI BABY ITS EVOLVING HELPPP

[hauntedd0]

HELP ME HELP MEEEE I AM ABOUT TO FALL IN A DARK VOID IN A GAME CALLED DATE EVERYTHING I NEED MY PRINCESS TO LOCK ME ASS IN HER BASEMENT AHHHHH I AM SO CLOSE TO DATE A FUCKING WATER HEATER! AHHHHHHH HELPPP MEEE TAKE ME TO THE DARKNESS BUT DONT LET ME GET MY HANDS ON THAT FUCKING GAME!

XD aww- ill enable your lil habit tehee. Have fun with it alright?

I'm sure she'd oblige if u asked ngllll lol

[dumbestgirlinthemorgue]

HELP HELP HELP HELP MEEEE HELPPP HELP HELP HELP ME HELP HELP PLEASE HELP HELP

[nyaskitten]

GWHAUFHASHFHSHGIHFIEHGIOEURR(%RUT$($)$T*JRSHHGEIBGRFDUEOBFGGENBRIF THIS SHIT IS FRYING MEEEE HELP ME HELP ME HELPPP NOOOO HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HELP HELP ME HELP MEE SGUIHDOHFD IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS THIS ISNT REAAAL AGFHHDHF

No Way

@nyaskitten

[sparkles-and-trash]

Someone help me I’m going on a date tonight and I have to speak English and my English sounds so stupid when I’m nervous, and I’m picking her up in my car and I have to drive decently with a pretty girl in my car helppp meeee

[quartztwst]

IM DYING HELP ME HELP ME HELPPPP HELPPP HELP MEEEE HELPPP

AZUL-CHAN!!!

Moreee~!!💘

[sscarchiyo]

AYO I CAN HELP LOL BUT SEND ME THE THING ON DISCORD AND TELL ME WHAT U NEED TO GET FINISH LOL

NO NO IT'S OKAYY, I DON'T NEED HELP. I JUST NEED TO PUT THE INFO ON THE SLIDES :/ I NEED TO DO LIKE 10 SLIDES, IM JUST A LAZY ASS

BUT TENK U FOR OFFERING TO HELPPP MEEEE 💕💕

[trulymadlysydney]

Heyyy so I’m 21 and I’ve never kissed a guy before but I’ve been talking to a little boo for a while now and we’re supposed to hangout soon and I’m not saying we might kiss but what if we do?? And idk how to kiss bestie, someone help meeee like wtffff how do I learn to kiss 🥲😔 give me some tips I desperately need to learn because this boy is DELICIOUS and I don’t wanna disappoint, he’s also a year younger than me he’s 20 helppp

AAAAH THATS SO EXCITING IM SO PUMPED FOR YOU!!! Honestly like I promise it comes more natural than you think it will, it's very easy. Just go with the flow, let him kinda guide you with it!!!

IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU KEEP US POSTED IF YOU GET THAT KISS BESTIE

[cafedyke]

Help i need attention n affection im a dummy needy bunny helppp meeee -🐇

awe im sorry honey!! it's exam week for me so im a little inactive here.... if only there were a more reliable way to talk on this site :/