#HJKLJKHJKLHKL ALSO WHY ARE YOU INSIDE THE COFFIN MY MANNNNN ]

[lunaetis]

@loreconcepts asked :

❝   This coffin isn't ... comfortable Hu Tao.   ❞   Why is it so plain?   Where is the cushioning?   Blade is disappointed.

unprompted. || always accepting

─「胡桃」─  " now now, don't give me that look. i told you it depends on the package you picked, right ? this is the standard offering ! " the 77TH DIRECTOR was offended to see that clear disappointment on his face. she wouldn't take it ! no no. not when she prided herself as being able to offer anything her customers would like ! " if you want premium, you have to pay premium, mr. blade. but i assure you we can cater to all the designs you'd like. and all your needs — "

                she walked over to the coffin, holding her hand out to help him out of it. " you want the inside cushion ? what color ? what material ? you can give me your budget and i'll make it happen ! though — " she paused. " we can't really kill you, you know that, right ? we only offer the funeral service. how you die is not within our responsibility ! "