#HandForAHand

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✋ IT’S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL SEVERED HAND MARKET, YOU FILTHY, ONE-HANDED BASTARDS! ✋

(Where Your Lost Fingers and Jerk-Off Hand Become Currency! No Refunds, No Regrets.)

Ahhh, that special time of year again in Hive Brutix-4, where the desperate, the insane, and the downright dumbass line up to sell their own goddamn limbs like they’re at a f***ing farmer’s market.

Here in the lower hives, cash is for cowards. If you can live without it, you can sell it. And nothing says "I needed rent money" quite like showing up next week missing your dominant fapping hand.

This isn’t just a festival. This isn’t just an economy. This is a full-contact, blood-soaked, limb-hacking free-for-all where the question isn’t whether you’ll lose a hand—it’s whether you’ll be the dumb f* who trades BOTH and realizes too late you still need to wipe your ass.**

So sharpen your probably unclean knives, chug a bottle of gut-rot liquor, and let’s f***ing GO.

🔥 THE RULES: HANDS OFF (OR ON, IF YOU STILL HAVE THEM) 🔥

🖐 ONE HAND = ONE PURCHASE.

Need a day’s worth of corpse-starch? That’ll cost you a pinky.

Need a place to sleep that isn’t a roach-infested f*ing sewer pipe? That’s a whole damn hand.**

Need medicine? Hope you enjoy taking pills with your f*ing feet, pal.**

💰 THE MARKET DECIDES VALUE.

Freshly severed hands? Premium quality.

Calloused, working-class hands? Valuable as f*.**

Soft noble hands? Worthless. Nobody respects a bitch-ass noble with moisturized fingers.

Still twitching? Bonus credits! Nothing makes a better conversation piece than a hand that occasionally flips people off by itself.

✂️ HOW YOU LOSE IT MATTERS.

Self-amputated? Good s*, that’s dedication.**

Lost in a fight? Discounted. Nobody wants a f***ing loser hand.

Torn off by accident? Basically worthless. If you can’t even keep track of your own damn limbs, why should anyone pay you for them?

🏆 "LUCKY LEFTY" PRIZE:

The best-preserved jerk-off hand of the festival wins an extra ration of booze, a high-grade servo-replacement, and the eternal respect of degenerates everywhere.

🩸 HAND TRADE & ECONOMY 🩸

What’s your dominant hand worth? Well, that depends.

👊 Lost a pinky? Trade it for half a liter of sump booze. 🤚 Gave up an entire hand? That gets you a week’s worth of food. 🖕 Traded in your jerk-off hand? Congratulations, dumbass. I hope you like using your teeth for things you REALLY shouldn’t.

🤷‍♂️ No hands left? Well, f*.**

That’s what prosthetics are for.

Or find someone even more f*ed than you and trade for theirs.**

Or just accept that your life is now a depressing series of stumpy struggles.

🎉 Festival Highlight: "Guess That Hand"—A mystery box full of severed hands. You pick one, and whatever condition it’s in, that’s your new one. No refunds, no complaints, no dignity.

⚔️ THE HAND-TO-HAND TOURNAMENT (FIGHT FOR YOUR F*ING HANDS BACK)**

You didn’t think you had to lose a hand forever, did you?

🥊 The Rules Are Simple:

Lost a hand? Win it back.

Bare-knuckle, one-handed brawling in the "Flesh Pit."

KO your opponent, and you get HIS hand instead.

The loser gets f* all except shame and a half-drunk enforcer pissing on their stump.**

💀 Bonus Round: "Last Hand Standing"—A battle royale where the last intact hand wins a golden fingerbone charm.

☠️ THE INFAMOUS BLACK MARKET HAND DEALERS

Not everyone trades their own hand. Some "entrepreneurs" prefer to take them off someone else.

💀 "The Clipper’s Guild" – These lunatics specialize in quick, efficient, non-lethal amputations. Their motto? "Faster Than Gangrene!"

💀 "The Five-Finger Discount Crew" – Need a specific hand? They’ll "acquire" one for you. (The original owner might not be thrilled, but f* ‘em.)**

💀 "Doctor Limb-Loss" – A deranged Tech-Priest who replaces your hands with whatever horrifying mechanical monstrosity he’s been fing around with.** You might wake up with servo-claws, a chainsaw attachment, or something that just fing screams at random.**

🔥 FINAL EVENT: THE GRAND HAND LOTTERY 🔥

🎲 EVERYONE WHO LOSES A HAND GETS ENTERED. 🎲 A RANDOM WINNER GETS A BRAND NEW PROSTHETIC. 🎲 IF IT KILLS THEM, THE HAND GOES BACK IN THE POOL.

🔥 CLOSING CEREMONY: THE PARADE OF STUMPS 🔥

At the end of the festival, all the poor bastards who made terrible fing choices** line up in a parade to show off their missing limbs, horrific replacements, and generally sty life choices.**

The crowd cheers, jeers, and throws rotten food at them for entertainment. The lucky ones get a free bandage. The unlucky ones get laughed at until they pass out.

But that’s life in the underhive.

Some leave richer. Some leave prosthetically enhanced. Some leave with absolutely no hands left and a serious f*ing regret complex.**

And some? Well… some don’t leave at all. But that’s a problem for next year’s Severed Hand Market.

💀 REBLOG if you’d trade a pinky for corpse-starch. 🔥 COMMENT how much you think your jerk-off hand is worth. 🚀 FOLLOW for more grimdark festival insanity from the Underhive.

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