#He is my guy my sweet little man my husband loml

[machines-art-shenanigans]

It snowed today so drew little winter Darling (I'm normal I swear)

[white-poppie]

hii, can i request silva, illumi, zeno, chrollo & hisoka w a reader that thinks they're really strong, cool and admires them has a silly, innocent lil crush on them?

Puppy Crush

A/N: Hey Nonnie, thank you for requesting this. I won't be doing Silva and Zeno as they are very old and I am not comfortable, rather I would do Kite and Kurapika. Thank you.

Pairing: Illumi, Chrollo, Hisoka, Kite and Kurapika with Gn! reader

Illumi

Listen if you are the kind of person who thinks powerful men are cool here is your man.

Illumi is honestly very oblivious

(or if he knows he just chooses to ignore it.)

Either way, he is of a very stoic nature and doesn't really care about others' feelings.

If you are someone who is very close to him (like a family friend or a valuable asset) He might find it endearing.

Honestly, overall he is just very nonchalant and doesn't care.

"You know I think Y/N has a thing for you," his mom sighed.

"...They do?" he questioned.

"Are you really that oblivious?" she gasped, "don't you see how they look at you? With practically heart eyes, it's cute honestly."

"Talk to them Illumi! They are perfect for you!"

Chrollo

INFJ gang yuhh. Honestly among the adult trio, he is the coolest (stg if you are a toxic Chrollo simp, here is your chance to leave.) Literally gonna base him on myself.

Listen, he either knows or Knows and is in denial/shy. No in-between.

Either way, he is very observant of you.

He is taking care of every single variable.

He notices any slight change or discomfort? Ready to run laps to make you comfortable!

He is tracking your food habits, sleep schedule and everything subconsciously (yes it is not even a conscious effort!)

He might look very scary and tall, my lord he blushes so much when he looks at you. he is like o(°///▽///°)o.

You two are so madly in love with each other that it is visible to everyone except you two.

Pakunoda is shipping yall so bad

Overall he is just a sweet and gentlemanly guy.

Chrollo was quick to notice your growing sense of dread among the many people in the auction.

Before he could comprehend what was happening, he was dragging you away from the crowd. He made you sit on a bench and fetched water for you.

"You okay there?" he asked patting you head.

"Yeah, thank you Chrollo, you are so sweet, I can't help fall for you all over again." As soon as the words left your mouth, your eyes widened.

Chrollo's face reciprocated the expression, but slowly melted into a smile, "good, the feelings are mutual then."

Hisoka

Dear Lord, why him? Anyways...

Hisoka thinks it's cute that you are so weak compared to him.

Yes, he is attracted to power, but he also likes the authority over his s/o.

May or may not tease you just for fun to see your reactions.

Flexes like a pro.

Gets in trouble so you take care of him.

Hisoka looked at you as your dexterity wiped his forearms that were filled with cuts.

"You need to be more careful," you scolded.

He chuckled and leaned back, "sure darling."

You growled and your cheeks grew warm, he only smirked at your reaction.

Oh such a cute little plaything you were

(I TRIED MY BEST TO KEEP IT NORMAL OKAY?? I DONT LIKE HIM AND I TRIED NOT TO LET MY HATE REFLECT)

Kite

Sweet baby boy, it has been so long since I wrote for him.

The most direct and intelligent among all of them.

Still, he can't help, but poke fun a little.

He thinks you are the most adorable little thing.

He teaches you basic self-defence so you can take care of yourself.

WILLINGLY lets his hands linger on your shoulders while fixing your stance. (smooth mf)

Will hope that you confess to him first, but if you take too long he will just go ahead and do that.

"Keep your fists on shoulder level," Kite commanded and you hesitantly lowered them.

He sighed and moved back from where you were standing, grabbing your hands and positioning them down. A shiver ran down your spine.

"Focus, Y/N," he said close to your ear and moved away with a kind smile

Kurapika

The loml, my husband, the father of my children.

Dear god, it's me again, what harm will it bring you to get me a Kurapika. I do not wish for a perfect man who is tall, buff and caring. I am just wishing for a blonde himbo with anger issues who ghosts everyone but is one of the only reasons I am happy. Is it too much to ask?

Okay, Kurapika...is dumb when it comes to feelings.

Like you 'like- like' him? You sure? Why him though? Are you okay? Do you need to be taken to a doctor?

He is such a gentleman how can you not fall for him???

Eventually, he does catch on though (After Killua and Leorio repeatedly point the obvious out.)

He still thinks why would you like someone like him?

Thinks he is very lucky to have someone like you.

Slowly starts falling for you too.

Why do you care for him so much he wonders? Why do you wait for him every time he disappears?

You were crying, why were you crying? Well because Kurapika just randomly decided to show up after ghosting everyone for almost two years. Making you worry sick, you spent so long looking for him. You even thought he was dead!

You were hitting his chest, sobbing in his embrace.

"You are so mean, so mean to me!" you cried out.

His hands rubbed on your back, and tears lined his eyes, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me tell you that there hasn't been a single day I didn't think of you when I was away. I love Y/n, truly."

(I AM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE!)

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[shoyoist]

Bllk men as dad got me thinking of the loml shuji, dad shuji is EVERYTHING. He’d be so sweet and caring, demands to spoon feed the babies himself. Coos at ur lil baby and makes all sorts of noisies, anything but an airplane. Has full on convos with it too, ask the lil baby how’s it day going and what it wants to do that day. Religiously eats these.

And imagine if he was ur boyfriend and not husband!! Treats ur lil one who’s like 4 like his own, especially if u have a son, calls him lil man, starts fights over the tv remote but loves ur kid to pieces.

Dad/ father figure shuji is everything, wanted to share my silly lil thoughts with you!! :))

HHMFNH THE WAY THIS GAVE ME BABY FEVER </3 (what's the link nonnie i can't access it 😭 i wanna see what he eats pls) i love him to pieces oh my god — let me add onto the dad!shuji ideas hehehe<3

honestly he's so surprisingly good with kids. is the type of guy who when asked if he'd ever want to have kids and start a family, would answer with something like “nah, 's not my thing.” you'd be fooled by the way he's a total sweetheart (and such a goofball) around kids though.

he likes taking you on dates to the playground (enjoys childish activities and children's games thoroughly) but instead of playing with you, he gets caught up playing with the kids there instead.

you watch him build castles with toddlers in the sand pit, lift a little girl up to the monkey bars, you see him sitting on one end of the seesaw and letting three little boys climb onto the other end — laughing hysterically along with them, too <33 like... shuji honey, are you sure you don't want kids??

if he's your boyfriend and you've got a kid that's not his, he'll insert himself into your little family, naturally taking up half of your duties and has your four-year-old begging you, “mommy, please make mr. shuji my daddy!” before you know it.

if you ever find yourself hung up at work, unable to pick your kid up from school, shuji's pulling up outside the school gates on his motorcycle. if ever you feel tired in the morning and just wanna sleep in, he's going down into the kitchen and putting your little apron on, telling your kid “how ‘bout i make some breakfast for ya, hm?”

HE'S SO <333

& with your own baby — shuji loves laying him down on his lap and holding his fingers out for his baby to grab.

"you're gonna make a good fighter, ay?" he chuckles, wiggling his fingers in the air while the baby has his tiny hands wrapped around them. "better than daddy himself. you'll kill a hundred fuckin' men before you die."

"shuji," you chide. "don't talk like that to the baby."

"hey, he loves it when i talk ta him like that." he turns to grin at you, before he's looking at his baby again, leaning down close to boop their noses together and cooing at him, making him laugh. "isn't that right, lil man? hah, see?"

goddd he makes me so ‼️‼️‼️ your honour i love him

[noellawrites]

Now im wondering what Kozik is like as a yandere! He seems so sweet but maybe reader underestimates him bc of that haha. Like he’s subtly manipulative

KOZIK MY BABY THE LOML

pleasepleaseplease request for him

ugh he is my favorite and also my husband.

he’s definitely going to be subtly manipulative, SO jealous and a little controlling. but he’s going to do it all with those puppy dog eyes, so you don’t even know it’s happening.

he is rarely violent with you. one exception is after late nights at the clubhouse with him, he gets pissed if you dressed like a whore or flirted with any of the guys. he’s going to push you against the wall and show you how a real man fucks you.

[yunhohours]

who is your ultimate bias in svt? also do a date, marry, kiss for the 13 members lol

jun is my ultimate bias in svt! loml that one 😭💘

i feel like i’ll learn a thing or two about myself doing this game for the members lmao i’m excited

seungcheol: date. he’s definitely got some husband vibes but not My Husband vibes. would love to date him tho. he’d be fun and know how to make me feel special 🥰

jeonghan: date. i’m honestly kind of torn on this one LMAO i could see any of them tbh. but because i don’t feel strongly one way or the other, i’m settling in the middle. he’s a good kisser (i just know it) and he’s got good vibes. i’d keep him around for some time.

joshua: marry. ?????? i don’t usually think about joshua all that much but my brain said marry right off the bat i’m???? i need to do some soul-searching. what feelings am i harboring that i don’t know about 😭

jun: MARRY. loml. soulmate. the most precious to me. idk how to explain this one without sounding disgustingly in love so i won’t even try. just know. jun is always The One.

hoshi: kiss. omg i’d have so much fun with hoshi but i would need to get tfffff away from him just as much 😭 i’m a very low-energy introvert. i LOVE people like hoshi for bringing excitement to me but i’d get exhausted too quickly.

wonwoo: marry. ooooh let me take care of you, wonwoo. i wanna clean his glasses and mine. i wanna ruffle his sleepy hair. i wanna be his pillow when he naps. i wanna cook for him. i wanna be his wifeeee.

woozi: kiss. i am so attracted to the musical genius in him. i tend to gravitate towards that type without meaning to pretty often. but like… his personality reminds me so much of my mom and as much as i love her she can get on my last damn nerve 😭 i am so sorry woozi.

dokyeom: marry. is it even possible for anyone to not choose marry in dokyeom’s case? like? have you seen his smile? how could you not want that around you every single day of your life? he’s so fucking cute it physically pains me. i have his photo card in my phone case as an act of self care. i love him.

mingyu: marry. IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME I WOULD HAVE EVEN A SINGLE FEELING FOR THIS MAN WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM I WOULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE LYING. but goddamn was i so wrong 🤡 he’s not my usual type at all, but he’s soooo fucking charming it’s infuriating. and hot obviously. and sweet. and goofy. bye.

minghao: date. minghao is the kind of guy i crave in theory. i’d want to be with him and i think i’d enjoy it for the most part. there are so many things about him that i either admire or see in myself. but i think i’d get my feelings hurt by his blunt honesty one too many times lmao. i need a bit more softness with the edge. (not that he isn’t capable of being soft but that’s not like his default mode yk)

seungkwan: kiss. same story with woozi tbh. they both remind me of my mom i’m sO SORRY DUDES I STILL LOVE YOU SM

vernon: date. i almost said marry here. vernon is so chill. immaculate vibes. not high maintenance or high energy. we would probably stay together forever tbh. but i think he’s a little bit TOO MUCH like me. a little too permanently chilled. i like someone with a little more duality for the long term.

dino: date. dino would be fun to date too! i just know he’d be flirting all the time and i’d have so much fun with that. but i think i might get a little overwhelmed by his energy sometimes so we probably wouldn’t be super compatible for the long term.

[abloomingperiod]

junmyeon as a bf

the softest of the softies

kim junmyeon is an old-fashioned guy

and i’m not saying that in terms of being conservative or anything, ‘cuz i really hope he isn’t

i mean in the sense of love

like you know that kind of person who dreams the whole picture

like

he dates for a reason

unlike other members, junmyeon isn’t the type to not think about the future

being a leader makes you like that

but this gets less harsh on him when u arrive in his life

yk that whole romantic comedy movie where a guy runs into someone and it’s this beautiful woman with the biggest smile and they fall for each other and shit

well.......not exactly your case

he indeed ran into you with an iced tea in hands

except you didn’t smile at him

you basically screamed “SHIT IM SORRY ILL PAY U BACK”

he got so flustered w your reaction like

this really pretty girl just offered me some iced tea”

he was all like nonononononoooo don’t say that it’s fine don’t worry aha

you kept insisting but were late for work so you made him promise to come back to that bakery the day after bcs he WOULD be paid back no matter wHAT

he didn’t feel the need butyou were cute and he wasn’t with a thick schedule so why not right

so yeah ofc prince suho showed up

the next day he entered the place and saw you

you were so pretty watching you crinkling your nose over the hot coffee in your hands was already a payback

a cute one

cmon he’s cringey give him a chance

you bowed at each other and he realized you didn’t mention for Once between the whole minute after the accident and his arrival abt his name or profession as an idol

which for him

was nice

not a big deal, but nice

after you gave him his iced tea he was so polite you actually smiled bcs ajshskjsks cute ?

and then you started talking for a while

you introduced yourself, told him abt your dream to become a writer someday and he !!!!!

okay junmyeon easy on the hearbeats you got it

he just thought of this as such a COOL dream

writing for a living

now he was like this pretty girl... is a poet

i know

lame

but he’s adorable so who cares tbh

he talked to u abt being an idol and how was the position of the leader

you listened to every word and even though you lost a fee of them along with the honey like voice and puffy cheeks of his, you loved hearing abt it

after like 2 hours he had to go bcs schedule

but before you parted your way you had to go to the bathroom

when you went pay for your payback iced tea, you hear a waiter asking “mrs y/n? i believe that for you”

no shit there was the waiter holding a cappuccino

you got like Dude. there must’ve been a mist-

you turn the cup and there it is:

“for y/n

i loved the iced tea but since my goodbyes were a little earlier i most definitely own you a payback too. how abt sushi? xx” and the waiter hands you a note with his name and number

and that’s how you started seeing each other

jun is a quiet person so he won’t be like vocal abt developing a crush on you more and more

it would b like

you guys would hang out sometimes

and little by little he would catch himself getting the heart eyes

like you’re at a coffe shop

you would get passionate talking about some movie or song and suddenly there’s a drop of coffee on the side of your lip. you didn’t notice but he did but he thought you looked so cute popping off about ur favorite music he would just sit there like,,, 💖nvm💖

and with those little stuff he would catch himself thinking yup they’re gonna b mine

so one day he went like soooo maybe i’m catching feelings i didn’t know this was happening sorry??? so i think u should know that bcs it’s abt u... i’m fancied by u i didn’t mean it to happen

like straight up he APOLOGIZED

FOR LIKING U

you were like goshkjsjksj so cute

and decided to play w him a little

“so you don’t want to like me” “NONONOOO THATS NOT WHAT I MEA-” “jk i got it i really like you too and maybe we could kiss to see what happens”

he combusted

so yeah you’re dating that’s what happened

so caring literally sO CARING

calls you on a daily basis when he’s away to talk abt the weather the boys his breakfast how much he misses you how he saw those flowers outside and it reminded of you or how he will bring you to that country when it’s vacations

he’s such a husband material fuck me

keeps notes of things you like so he can hit the high score on important dates

talking abt dates

fancy

i mean he’s bourgeoisie ofc it’s fancy

such a lovely boyfriend i’m actually sad

jun is restaurants with low lights, candles, roses and holding your hand while talking about how he never seemed to figure out the food app to find a cool place to go to so he just asked chanyeol with a pout on his lips

“you’re such an old man” “i’m simple it’s different”

on your 1 year anniversary he took you to a boat ride on a lake witha guy playing violin and wine and cheese waiting for you

simple my ass

keeps bringing coffee and flowers for you every friday night you get together bcs it’s your “tiny vacations” as he calls it

on weekends with you the only ppl he answers is either manager or a serious question from the boys/his family

and it’s always a short “yes” or “no” or “👍🏻”

fuck it he’s with his baby leave him alone

loves cooking with you

like fuck it if it’s not that tasty he just LUUUVES doing it with you

probably because he gets to hug you a lot

like you’re in the stove and he had already placed everything in its own place so he goes behind your figure, hugs your waist and places his lips on your shoulder to give you tiny pecks and praise your cooking

“junmy this is practically burnt” “you’re the best cooker i know”

once you guys were enjoying a whole ass week together and the last time you were together for more than a day were like 6 months before

you were so all over each other he went to do the same thing and you guys ended up making out in front of a precooked pan of french fries

long story short, your toasted it and only saw that coming bcs jun went to embrace your waist and his fingers touched the hot pan

“that happened bcs of you and your teenager behavior” “YOU COULD’VE MOVED” “I WAS TRAPPED”

so guess what you did after you applied some salve om his fingers

he was staring @ u all 💖💖💖💖💖

you were like ,,,what

he just shrugged and murmured “you’re beautiful”

that’s right

you fucked

not fucked in a Fucked way

yall made love

kim junmyeon is all about luv

i remember someone posting here that he probably fucked like white people and i-

that person ruined it for me

i hate yall

i will defend him till the end of time my boi DOES NOT fuck like a white person

takes it very seriously as he sees it as an opportunity to shower u with the love u deserve

on that day you actually convinced him you should do the hard work

HELL YEAH YOU RODE THAT BITCH

jun seems like soft dom for me like just bcs he’s in charge for most of the time doesn’t mean youon get to do a thing

that time as you rode him you got very like Very excited but you saw in his eyes how desperate he was to touch you entirely so you catch his hand and kiss his fingertips slowly

he kept smiling for you saying “god you are so beautiful” “i love you so much”

but you’re a little shit and always tries and bring his rough side out

so you open your mouth and lick his two burnt finger from the knuckles to the tips

he got so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not really a vocal guy

heavy sighs and low groans are it for junmyeon

very into dirty talk

but a fancy one

“does my baby likes it when i make her beg?” “look at me, love. do you want it from where i can kiss your back or your breasts?” “you’re mine to take and no one else”

we don’t support women treated as objects but this is a sexual environment and you’ve always consented him to say things like that in bed

he’s a gentlemen fuck it

once you were so horny you straight up said “i don’t give a fuck about formality just make me cum at least three times”

he got 😳 for a sec but got your point

not a rough lover but once you get in a fight

bitch

you’re both pretty mature ppl so every rare time you fight it’s very Very serious

will kiss you until your both breathless just so you can not even catch your breath bcs he will be kissing your neck and liking your skin

slaps your butt?

absolutely

a fucking lot

“funny how you turn shut the fuck up as soon as i lay my hands on you”

makes you strip for him

has a thing for watching where your bodies connect

call him baby and he’s got a 3 secs tops soft jun

like a little grin with puffy cheeks

and he’s back with the restless pounding

bathtub aftercare is a must

massages your feet as you talk sweet nothings for him

if you’re feeling feisty might get a romantic round two

loves doing it slowly so he can drag it to the point you get so hot and bothered you beg

“oh god- just please- jun, faster”

likes it when you rub his back after

get a shot of soft myeonie post-sex

lays in his stomach and quietly asks “can you”

you lay there also on your stomach and rubbing his back drawing circles and talking about life

once he got so full of idk emotion?? love?? idk never been there

he just poured a whole “marry me”

like dude.

“WHAT” “not today, like... in a few years maybe idk forget it”

he closed his eyes to dismiss your reaction and just felt a warm peck on his naked shoulder

“of course i’ll marry you a few years”

his eyes shot open like This woman. the loml. dead ass said yes to my hypothetical proposal”

he actually got emotional

“kajsksjsksjsk really?????????v

“yes really”

and there was a teardrop

you felt like dying

i mean I feel like dying rn

doesn’t say it but thinks abt having kids someday

and u know that bcs honestly it’s suho everybody just Knows that

his parents? ofc they know you

exo? absolutely sure they know you

“one day we’re gonna have a dinner on like christmas with my family and yours” “baby they don’t even live in korea” “i don’t care we’ll pay” “STOP”

really treasures your relationship like i’m not here to play games i’m past mid-20’s this is Serious

and because he’s so worried and serious he nevers seems to let loose

which is probably normal since he’s a leader

but it makes him so !! all the time u get worried

once he actually CRIED out of stress

and you ofc were there

you kept hugging him tightly and slowly rocking his body with yours kissing his tears away as he kept softly saying “i’m fine, don’t worry”

you didn’t stop worrying

you said “if you’re fine then i can stay here hugging my boyfriend”

he nodded and kept sobbing for a little while

his head was pounding so you literally laid him down and cuddled him in your arms, fingers between his locks and hot breath on his neck

he once said the sound of your breath calmed him

so that’s what you did

you calmed him

and that’s everything he ever wanted

someone to be there for him on tough times like he’s always there for everyone

he loves the fact you’re always so calm and ready to solve any problem that appears

he loves the calmness and ““““normal”””” atmosphere you bring to him

after all those years of hardship and responsability

you showed him he could be a leader and have more fun on a daily basis

he deadass thinks abt your marriage

like it’s barely 6am, he wakes up and sees you sleeping next to him, hair everywhere on the pillow and mouth open

his heart goes 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

his arms goes to your sleeping body

& his mind “i’m gonna marry this girl someday”

idk i feel like i could write a whole ass fanfiction of 50 chapters on suho and id still have 100 scenarios of him in mind

i honestly love him sm

such a nice boy

he deserves so much more

give lota of love to him he’s perfect

that’s it i’m done

[what-the-pyaar]

Ishqbaat | January 6, 2017

*getting caught up! Promo- That was so dramatic. Ok Show- There's a literally knife in the tire. I mean COME ON. try to cover your tracks A LITTLE Please tell me you're finally firing your security Nope. You should man. Annika looks so scared, my poor baby. She's lost so many people in her life AND FINALLY when her and shivaay are starting to admit their feelings to themselves she might lose him to. Poor baby. loml Awwwwwww thats so sweet NO MY POOR BABY. SHE HAS SUCH HORRIBLE ABANDONMENT ISSUES. I LOVE YOU ANNIKA. I'M NOT LEAVING. And shivaay in his half sweet/half creepy way said he's not leaving either !!! I want them to hug...fuck...IM THAWING Those zoom in shots tho Awww pinky's sweet with janvi did pinky just threaten to kill svetlana?!?!?! and then immediately after take mata rani's name?!?!?! Pinky's fucking hardcore man Annika ka dimaag chaal raha hai yaar That guy isn't very smart. NONE OF THE MURDRR PLOTS HAVE BEEN WELL EXECUTED FINALLY THEY'RE FIRING THEIR SECURITY Annika's little smirk cause she knows her husband so well and knew he'd get pissed at tia. In her defense she did try to stop tia Annika’s so pleased I LOVE ANNIKA'S DIALECT OKAY THIS INTERACTION IS SO CUTE WOW He just can't stop staring at his pretty little wife and then smiling, its so cute. THEY'RE SO CUTE Do yall see how shivaay's mood automatically shifts when he sees annika???? !!!! What happened to all the furniture in the entrance??? They can't possibly have multiple grand stairs No name in their system I'm guessing Yep TIA! I still am not quite sure what the kapoors plan is??? That was so dramatic hahaha He's just like "shit annika wake up man! I wanna talk to you!" Yea I'm definitely annika in that scene AHAHAHAHAHA ANNIKA AND HER ENGLISH!!! I LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS IN THIS EPISODE WOW. I LOVE IT. AND HE GOT HER A PRESENT?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?! A phone??? Why??? Ooooo. Awww sweet baby shivaay I love annika's cute little doo doo doo music IM FUCKING BLUSHING AGAIN what's gotten into shivaay man??? How does he move so fast?? BRUSH/BLUSH AGAIN. SHE'S SO CUTE FUCK. ANNIKA'S LITTLE THING AT THE END ABOUT NOT EVEN KNOWING WHAT BLUSH IS WAS SO CUTE Jan 7 Promo- KYUN KI ANNIKA KO AACHA LAGTA HAI really tej??? Seating svetlana RIGHT NEXT TO JANVI have SOME class dude

[attractedlikeelectrons]

So You Want To Be My SO pt. 2

Chapter 3:

How to Navigate Through/Survive My Family:

Know who everyone is

Mom’s Side:

Meghan Mackenzie (mom)

Kayla Mackenzie (sister)

Boo (perfect cat/kitten, loml)

Eileen Sullivan (mom’s mother)

Erin Young (aunt/Eileen’s favorite)

Bill Young (Erin’s husband “bubba burgers”)

Kyle Young (cousin and the “perfect grandchild”)

John’s Side:

John Mackenzie (step dad, doesn’t talk to me)

Connor Mackenzie (oldest ‘step’ brother, does talk to me but pretty fucked up human being)

Abby (Connor’s gf and college student, works with autistic kids, wants to be a teacher, aunt of six/seven yr old)

Kyle Mackenzie (younger of the two, still older than me ‘step’ brother-hopefully getting his license back idk if he talks to me)

Evan Dreikorn (Kyle’s best friend, low key in love with/mad at me, knows more about my life than anyone else)

Bobby Mackenzie (John’s older brother, hunter, injured, still talks to me, he’s great, grandfather to Mackenzie)

Cheryl Mackenzie (Bobby’s wife, talks to my mom gets annoyed when John doesn’t speak to me)

Zack Mackenzie: (youngest of Bobby’s kids, sneaks me alcohol and wants to help me, architecture student)

Mark Mackenzie: (the ‘good’ one of Bobby’s kids, overall well liked guy, nice personality)

Brian Mackenzie (likes snakes, offered env scholarship, man’s man, drinks beer by fires with me, rebel/prankster)

Megan Ornstein: (favorite of Bobby’s kids, mom to Mackenzie, sells LulaRoe, the boss of the five, oldest)

Mackenzie Ornstein: (Megan’s daughter, apple of Bobby’s eye, looks like a baby version of me, super cute)

Michael Ornstein: (Megan’s husband, not a man’s man, they don’t like him)

Jamie Mackenzie: (the ‘fuck up’ of Bobby’s kids, she spends most of the time with her bf, I like her)

Lisa Corblies: (Thomas’s wife, on again off again, friends with my mother, hosts parties usually, works for doctors)

Thomas Corblies: (John’s cousin and childhood best friend, got drunk and did stupid stuff with him alot, friendly)

Bailey Corblies: (my age, usually out with friends, we have a weird history, she gets kinda jealous a lot, works w/ spec ed)

Jack Corblies: (freshman in hs maybe? Pretty chill little dude)

JJ Corblies: (Thomas’s brother, cable installer)

Terri Corblies (JJ’s wife, sometimes liked, sometimes not)

Kaitlyn Corblies (in hs, has boyfriends, enjoyable)

Melanie Corblies (got kicked out of JJ’s house, oldest, gr8)

Tyler Corblies: (middle school stud, fun to embarass)

Aunt Joan: (Mama Corblies, hardass and fantastic)

Uncle Tommy (papa Corblies, both smokers and stubborn and injured/ill)

The Corblies (Joan and Tommy’s kids, most live up north, liberal, independent but live in parents old house, two married to spanish dudes even though JOhn is racist)

JoAnne Sosnosky: (John’s cousin, love her, reminds me of Pink, stubborn, college student)

Padraig Hall (JoAnne’s youngest son, so fucking cute)

Donovan Hall (JoAnne’s oldest son, I love him SO much)

Charlie Erb: (Jo Anne’s bf and father of three kids)

Chloe Erb: (very sassy, oldest of Charlie’s kids, loves animals)

Cole Erb: (youngest of Charlie’s children, super cute)

Brody Erb: (my favorite child, such a babe, loves taking selfies with me)

Heather Sosnosky: (Jo Anne’s sister in law, lost a lot of weight and her personality with it)

Joey Sosnosky (Heather’s husband and sweet IT guy)

Emma Sosnosky (Oldest, spoiled, I used to watch her constantly, love her, out of control)

Harper Sosnosky (younger, favorite, quiet, prim and pompous)

Danielle Szczypinski (family friend, very religious, means well, genuinely great human being, probably going to heaven)

Brian Szczypinski (Danielle’s husband, also genuinely great human being and awesome dad)

Louis Szczypinski (love of my life, cousin, adopted child, older of two adopted kids, I adore him)

Alex Szczypinski (younger of two, light of my life, really funny and sweet heart, likes takis challenge)

Ashlyn Szczypinski (oldest daughter, trying to get through life, only high schooler I enjoy, stereotypical girl)

Caitlyn Szczypinski (younger daughter, tom-boy, respects my lack of being a stereotypical girl)

Dad’s Side

Bill Nutter (father, sound tech, in and out of lawsuits with my mother, sound tech, kinda like Matt, tries when convenient)

Bob Nutter (father’s brother, actor, eccentric human being, godfather, not the best human being, alcoholic)

Sharon Nutter (Bob’s wife, well they’re separated, has weird views of my family but claims to like my mom)

Julia Nutter (oldest of Bob’s daughters, cancelled her wedding a few years ago, works for Rachel Maddow/NBC, only cousin I actually enjoy)

Abigail Nutter (women’s studies major, works for a magazine, picks fights with me, thinks she always knows best)

Luke (Abby’s boyfriend, nice human, might be gay idk)

Kathi Maser (Dad’s older sister, plays piano for/teaches preschool at her church, hosts christmas eve, just lost a lot of weight, good human)

Kenny Maser (great human being. Volunteers for church and has so much empathy, mom loves him, my favorite)

Colleen Maser (cousin, bullied by family into anxiety and eating disorders, on health craze, made family lose weight)

Lisa: (Colleen’s roommate, cool person, health nut too)

Kevin Maser (Colleen’s younger brother, athlete, scoliosis, been with his girlfriend 5ever, doesn’t talk to me)

Emily (Kevin’s gf, genius, great human, 10/10)

Nancy Lehan (Dad’s mom, alcoholic, lives alone, born July 4th, claims to try, doesn’t actually, but it’s fine)

Robert Nutter (Dad’s dad, left Nancy 5ever ago, wife died in 2011, sometimes goes to family gatherings, not usually though)

Terri Nutter (Robert’s wife who died in 2011, low key a great human being, italian, really enjoyed each other)

Stephanie’s Family

Stephanie Nutter (stepmom, doesn’t want kids, been with my dad since before my parents split, works for state)

Topaz/Sara (most recent adopted dog)

Adam (one eyed and deaf dog, likes me but bites)

Stephanie Gorski (Baci, favorite human being, so sweet, old polish lady, in her 80s or 90s and best human ever)

Steph has one brother and a sister that I have not seen in years but they’re pretty chill and she has a nephew named Michael who used to play football, Baci only has myself and Michael and I love her

Avoid for as long as possible

Do not discuss people not in their groups with them

Remember that I love you and you signed up for this

Please don’t give up on me because of them

I miss you