#He talks to you like how Dick in Ep10 told Harry that Germany surrendered

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I like imagining how the real Dick Winters would react if you told him twenty/thirty/forty somethings were passing around his shirtless pics while giggling and kicking their feet.

In my head he just frowns at the word Tumblr, at the omitted “e.” Then he laughs quietly, shakes his head, and just goes, “that’s not even half of it,” before pulling out the rest that he’s kept in a box.