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Asriel's return from college

(A short, four page and spoiler free comic)

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they’re so fucking annoying someone help him

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(Blood warning!)

ok I know I'm late to the trend, BUT ITS SUCH A CUTE ONE I HAD TO!

(and yes I did procrastinate the comic so I could make this, hopefully it keeps your human au rottmnt hunger filled a little longer-)

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The prompt was ‘detention.’

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also a bunch of deleted rottmnt x samurai rabbit animatics I did for fun and deleted waugdhd ;w;

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Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck!!! She is a 13 year old fashionista who is obsessed with vampires and the only kind of troll to be able to stand the rays of her planet's harsh sun.

Her species doesn't register twos girls being together as queer, as trolls of the same gender can reproduce together. But rather trolls who do not follow the rules of Alternia's romance quadrants. And Kanaya would be STILL considered queer on Alternia.

She gets murdered via holy beam to the gut and is revived AS A VAMPIRE (which in homestuck is based off of TWILIGHT VAMPIRES so her skin shines brightly, and in Alternia they are called 'Rainbow Drinkers' because trolls have different blood colors, hence the name) and cuts the killer in HALF with her weapon WHICH IS A CHAINSAW- WITH THE GAPING HOLE IN HER STOMACH STILL BLEEDING.

She was designated to be the one to chop off a guy's absolutly wrecked legs in order to replace them with robot legs.

She was the player responsible for creating the new universe by breeding frogs, and she ended up picking the cancerous frog.

She and her love interest, Rose, go through such a period where they think the other is either insane or a total moron.

The fandom always acts like Rosemary (ship name) is the cool collected couple who has everything figured out while the gay ship struggles (Davekat), but in reality, it took multiple segments of the comic for Rosemary to get together sloppily, while Davekat happened naturally within one act. Rosemary is the beautiful disaster couple with plot relevance. (Loveeee davekat but their relationship doesn't matter in the slightest in terms of plot)

Oh and her ancestor was basically the alien equivalent of the Holy Mary.

Your honor I love her so.

for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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your homestuck is showing, Toby

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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WHY HAS THE MAIN TAKE AWAY FROM THE NEW DELTARUNE CHAPTERS ACROSS THE FANBASE HAVE BEEN ABOUT ROUXLS KAARD AND HOW HE GETS NO BITCHES-

WHEN DID WE, AS THE PEOPLE, dECIDE TO START GIVING HIM ATTENTION?

WERE WE ALL STARVING FOR THE ICONIC *NOW FUCKABLE* TOBY FOX SEXY BLORBO™️ AND HE WAS STARTING TO LOOK PITABLE ENOUGH FOR THE PEOPLE TO LATCH ONTO HIM LIKE A TICK.

if so this lesser dad will have to hold so much lymes disease inside of him.

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I literally love how the longer you play, you gradually see just how much Toby Fox loves putting Kris through the existential horrors.

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Aroaces don’t want to be alone, they want whatever Team Rocket has.

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Yaaay fruit party!!!!

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I can't draw turtle..

pt 1

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Mixed signals.

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Every day I mourn the irrepairable damage that cringe compilationers have done to the art community as a whole. Fly high possessive undertale selfshippers and amateur flipaclip furry animators. Your legacy will not be in vain and I wish people weren't so cruel to you

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Thinking about Spider-Man always being broke, and I got slapped with inspiration and wrote a stupid thing.

Disclaimers: I'm not an American, Im not sure what a bodega is exactly, I don't know how Venmo works, and writing chips instead of crisps nearly gave me an aneurysm.

TikTok vídeo of a man talking to a camera:

So I was just down at [random bodega] and there was this kid in there with a Spider-man costume on under his hoodie and the mask rolled halfway up his face, just cramming this backpack with instant ramen, and I figure he's just some college nerd super-yknow?

Anyways, im looking at the chips and this dude comes busting in waving a gun and shouting gimme the money!

So it turns out this kid is the real deal! Took the guy down in seconds, shot the gun outa dudes hand with one web then decks him with another and leaves him hanging from the ceiling by an ankle! An he just goes on up to the register to pay like it's no Biggie while we're all just standing there in shock!

Anyways, he rings up all this fuckin ramen and goes to pay and his card gets fucking declined. Spider-Man is a broke-ass college kid living on instant ramen!

He starts apologising and goes to put it back so I say to him "what's your Venmo? I'll give you the money."

And he says "aww, no man. You don't have to do that."

So I tell him "dude! You saved my life last week! I owe you! What's your fucking Venmo?" And he gives it to me.

So anyway, here's Spider-man's Venmo, everybody show that kid some love so he can buy a fucking vegetable.

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