Bundeslihaha 1994/95: KarlsruHertha Wedding
(an alternate version of this drawing was posted on my instagram, FeuerVerse)
The year was 1995. Karlsruhe finished 8th in the Bundesliga, qualifying to the group stage of Intertoto Cup. Hertha celebrated Klassenerhalt in the 2. Bundesliga. They've been together for 20 years, give or take a few. Everything is good. Why not celebrate and make it official?
I never really made the Bundeslihaha clubs get married, but I kinda think Karlsruhe and Hertha would do it 💙 also, I really would love to redraw that bridal carry KarlsruHertha image someday 🤍
Notes and transcript under the cut.
Notes
SC Freiburg, Karlsruhe's Baden buddy, buoyant from finishing 3rd, was Karlsruhe's best man. They're both overjoyed that they finished above Stuttgart (12th) xD
Union Berlin was Hertha's best friend and old flame throughout separated Berlin, but their fan friendship faded when Germany reunited. He was Hertha's bridesman here.
Ossi = Eastern German (Union), Wessi = Western German (Hertha)
Please enjoy Freiburg and Karlsruhe's very 1990s looks. Union is a bit 80s, since East Germans "lagged" from West Germans in style a little.
Transcript
TOP LEFT
Karlsruhe holds Hertha in a bridal carry. They smile lovingly at each other. There's a blue heart between them.
TOP RIGHT
Karlsruhe looks agitated, blushing and sweating. Freiburg tries to be reassuring, a hand on Karlsruhe's shoulder.
Karlsruhe: "FREIBURG, PLEASE! You're my best man..."
Freiburg: "I'm here, Kalle - you got this."
DOWN
Union and Hertha sit side by side, arms around each other.
Union: "I can't believe you're getting married to Karlsruhe and not me, Wessi."
Hertha: "Maybe our relationship is doomed in times of peace, Ossi. Why don't we raise a glass for old time's sake?"
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i’m back back and back again. for the fourth time or something along the lines. but this time, for real.
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Bundeslihaha 2023/24: Doodles
(also posted on my instagram, FeuerVerse)
featuring Hannover 96 (he/him), Hamburger SV (he/him), Hertha BSC (she/her), VfL Bochum (she/her), Werder Bremen (he/him), Eintracht Frankfurt (he/she, idc), and FC St. Pauli (they/them).
Notes below the cut.
Top left: Hannover and Hamburg kissing (sketch... maybe i'll finish it someday QwQ)
Top middle: old man Hamburg design (congrats if you like DILFs!) also he wears glasses because it's the Hamburg Curse of not having good eyes (St Pauli too) (this isn't serious. the Hamburg Curse is not canon... yet? idk honestly. Canon isn't real :3)
Top right: Hamburg and Bochum (she's full of whimsy and he's not. that's just true)
Middle: Werder Bremen with long hair, Hertha BSC with 1950s hair, and a feminine or maybe female Eintracht Frankfurt (but I also like the idea of a drag queen male SGE, neonm1ce inspired me with that owo)
Bottom right: 3 St Pauli designs, cause I can't decide. Also they're doomed to only have one eye I think. Because pirates. Or maybe they just do that so they're better at seeing in the dark :p The rightmost FCSP is the design I used for most of Bundeslihaha. I can't imagine them with short hair or spiky hair at all. So they always have long hair that goes downwards. idk why xd
Bottom left: Werder with short hair (I prefer this over the long hair cause the long one looks too much like Wolfsburg xD)
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Standard Liege - Hertha Berlin maçının ücretsiz iddaa tahminleri ve banko maç yorumları TahminTR 'da! (21 Temmuz 2023) | #maç #tahmin #standard #liege #hertha #berlin
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Aus gegebenem Anlass sind hier einmal die Ergebnisse und Tabelle von Herthas CL-Abenteuer 🤭💙🤍
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