Xie Lian: San Lang is perfect and can literally do no wrong?? I love him so much why is everyone so mean to him???
Xie Lian looking at Hua Chengs handwriting: This is the most embarrassing fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life what the actual fuck is wrong with you?? If you tell anyone I let this happen I swear—
listen. i like a good “hualian adopts wwx” au as much as the next guy. but do y’all ever think abt the fact that appearance wise. xie lian and hua cheng are supposedly like. 17-19
i forget about it until i’m consciously reminded of it but there’s comedic potential in there somewhere
like i imagine they could probably get away with it when wwx was a young child but it’s all fun and games until visibly 34 year old wei wuxian is still calling apparently 17 year old xie lian dad
Calamity!Xie Lian: I don't trust you. Don't hide your true emotions anymore, that's an order.
Wuming: Yes, Your Highness. (Oh no, I’m afraid to I can’t show Dianxia my unworthy ugly face! But how will I show my true emotions then?)
Wuming after an hour of reflection:
His inventiveness and cruelty amaze the imagination, the blade of his scimitar is stained with the blood of hundreds of enemies. Don't mess with him...