#I DIDN’T JUST WRITE I ASCENDED. I TRANSCENDED HUMAN LIMITS AND TUMBLR SAID “NO.”
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Never in my life have I thought I'll write a deadass Wikipedia shit of a thousand words and format it with all the possible links, and then Tumblr will decide to test my patience AND NOT SAVE IT!
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#I'M GOING TO BITE TUMBLR'S CODE WITH MY BARE TEETH#I’M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH#SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK OR I’M EATING A ROUTER#I DIDN’T JUST WRITE I ASCENDED. I TRANSCENDED HUMAN LIMITS AND TUMBLR SAID “NO.”#TUMBLR COMMITTED A HATE CRIME AGAINST ME#I SAW GOD IN THOSE HYPERLINKS AND THEN I WATCHED HIM DIE. I’M GOING TO FUCKING PEEL THE CSS OFF THIS SITE AND WEAR IT AS A FUCKING CAPE#DO NOT PERCEIVE ME#I AM HOWLING AT THE MOON#AUTOSAVE MY BELOVED WHERE WERE YOU. YOU LEFT ME. YOU BETRAYED ME 😭💔#I WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE [I'M EATING MY KEYBOARD]#I’M WRITING THIS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL#TUMBLR CATCH ME IN THE BACK ALLEY I JUST WANNA TALK#SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I BECOME CODE#THE DEVIL SAW WHAT I WROTE AND SAID “DAMN.” AND THEN TUMBLR DELETED IT#mylovesstuffs yapping
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