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[dcxdpdabbles]

Can we have more crazy antics of Oldest Batkid Danny!?

In particular order, here are ten things Danny "The Mence" Fenton-Wayne has done after being adopted by Bruce when his parents sold him to a lab:

1. Danny once flooded Wayne Manor before he found out Bruce and Batman were the same person. He thought Batman was a vampire and the running water would stop him. If they all drowned in the process, they at least would not suffer being vampire food.

2. Alfred has a rule that every Wayne needs to work part-time to be humble and appropriate working class. Danny created his own business of leading people on ghost tours and made SURE they always saw one. He purposely pointed at people in school after word got around and whispered, "The spirits want you." Everyone freaked.

3. Dick made ONE comment of people being mean to him in school for being raised in the circus. Danny cut the power in Gotham Academy and released laughing clowns animatronics waving chainsaws into the hallways. They were programmed to avoid "Fellow Circus folk" painting Dick as a hero when he walked his terrified classmates out .

4. During a live interview, Danny twisted the questions on the host, who was attempting to make Bruce look like a bad Father. He then painted Bruce as someone showing severe signs of depression (overly drinking, too many smiles, giving people too many gifts, vanishing from the public eye, and searching for comfort in someone's arm) and then making the host cry by psycho-analyzing him.

5. Organized a protest for affordable housing and kept kicking the gas grenades back at the cops when they were called on him. It took seven people to get him into a cop car in handcuffs, and he was hissing the entire time. When Bruce attempted to bail him out, Danny moved the funds to get the innocent people out and refused to get out of the cell until the cop who punched him cried.

6. He shaved Clark's head because he couldn't scare him with a knife. Clark was more impressed that he did it without him waking up. He left oniomous messages written in what Clark thinks is blood on his walls, saying, "Stay away from my Dad. Keep it in your pants."

7. Armed with a clipboard, Danny habitually throws people out of Bruce's galas. He doesn't even explain himself; he just pops up, points at someone, and shakes his head. A security team swarms the person and tosses them out before they can get a word in. Bruce did not hire that security team. (Danny throws out people flirting with Bruce)

8. He was accused of being Batman or working with him once. He responded with a smile and a gentle, "If I were Batman, I wouldn't have let any of them live." Everyone agreed there was no possible way he wouldn't go for the kill if he had the chance and never questioned him again about it.

9. He Got the words "Peace was never an option" tattooed on his back by a Crime Alley tattoo parlor. Bruce had to then bail him out again when Danny fought off a gang who attempted to mug him as he was leaving the alley with his new tattoo. He had proof it was self-defense and spent the entire news coverage gushing about the tattoo artist's skills instead of the mugging.

10. Every time Bruce brought a new kid after Dick to the house, they were under the impression Danny was a violent, unreasonable person. They were shocked to learn he's the most in touch with his emotions, regularly does self-improvement, keeps up with his therapy, and is so soft with them; he is the walking embodiment of Doting Big Brother. In his hero persona, he is just as gentle and fondly looked upon by the masses. It took them a moment to realize that Danny had copied Bruce's idea of keeping his hero and civilian ID separate. The only difference is that his Hero version is the Brucie, and his Civilian version Is the Batman.

[finalrestingplace]

this stupid meme face has no right to be so expressive why does this perfectly encapsulate how ive been feeling right now/the past week

[yoongsisbae]

ahh I just read part 2 of V is for Villain and I’m reeling from how good it was !!!! I’m so conflicted right now because I can’t choose between tae or joon I’m #Teamletsallkissandmakeupandbeathrouplepls 😭😭🙏🙏

on another note I actually love OC’s character so much I can really feel her inner conflict and the tension she has with everyone is 🤌 Really love the way you write angst it always has my heart in pieces and the superhero series is one my favourite works from you so seeing this update made my day 😭 Pls take care of yourself author and I’m looking forward to the final part of this story whenever that may come 🫶

I bet y/n would prefer that arrangement as well ����🤣 Taehyung might even enjoy it because he will find so many new ways to annoy Joon...but Namjoon would be so jealous oml 😅😅😅

Thank you so much!!! All the side character interactions always become my favorite part, I am living for y/n & Jimin being roommate besties 🥰

I'm am trying my best to take care of myself, I'm actually doing a lot better *knocks on wood* I wanna post some more of my old stories very very soon! This ended up being such a beast of a story 😭 and honestly there are so many fxed up things happening in the world, I'm just kinda, well this is not the inspiration I wanted 😭😭 but! I'm excited for the finale! One more big crime and showdown incoming 👀

[deadgrantaires]

hazia replied to your post: me: ssure am excited to chill and watch some one...

ive been on gogoanime for now cuz kissanime had been weird lately but whenever it gets fixed kissanime is rly good !!

YE I FIGURED ILL hsdjvkd use gogoanime since thts where i watch most things tht arent like.. on netflix and hulu already dfhvk (altho its been weird the past several months?? ill try kissanime once its fxed for sure ndfkjvd) 

IM MOSTLY... RLY BUMMED BC LIKE.... its so nice to stream it nonstop and fucking fdhjfdk watch on my phone... wtf am i meant to do now....