#I am an azul fan myself I just thought the idea of Azul screwching about 1984 funny lmaoo

[thegoldencontracts]

This will sound weird but hear me out - stereotypical libertarian Azul is very very funny to imagine. Just LOOK at him - stock market trader, Avid economics enthusiast, believes in hard work above all, comes from money (his mom literally owns the biggest restaurant in his entire nation she's gotta be very well off)

And though I wouldn't seriously and truly say that, it's still so funny, just imagine the comedic potential:

Crowley: So after much deliberation, we've decided that you shouldn't enslave students, Ashengrotto

Azul: Pardon me but this is literally 1984

Crowley: What no we just want you to-

Azul: 1984! This school used it as an instruction manual!

Crowley: please stop

Azul *Sniff* That smells like a violation of my freedom of speech

Jade read 1984 one time just because and he still doesn't understand why Azul references it so much.

Azul would also love the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality. Look me in the eye and tell me he'd ever support welfare.

Random student: Wow, how'd you get so successful?

Azul: Hard work of course. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps with no support like everyone should do

Floyd: Your parents are rich too tho???

Azul: Floyd has anyone ever told you how nice it is to stay quiet-

And this man loves economic theory. Look at him and his 'relaxing' ho by of catching up on the stock market. This man would be pretentious about it so hard

Random Student: So I think welfare is nice because-

Azul: have you ever read the theory? What is a PPF? Have you at least read 500 books about economics?

Random Student: What I just thought-

Azul: Exactly what I thought, tankie. Read more theory next time. Does Venezuela no IPhone ring a bell? Oh right, it can't, because no one can afford bells under communism

Random Student: I didn't even bring up communism, I just thought poor people arent-

Azul: Read 500 books of theory next time tankie

Tldr: 1984 Azul funny