#I am so happy this is done eeeeeeeee <3

[crystalflygeo]

How to Warm Up your Dragon ft Zhongli + fem!reader

cw/tags: ngl this is MOSTLY VERY FLUFFY but it has a veeeery spicy part ehehehehe, praise kink, biting, bit of rough sex, creampie, dirty talk. Reader is technically Fontainian but you can ignore that tbh

notes: Y'ALL THIS HAS BEEN ON MY WIPS SINCE BEFORE FONTAINE IT'S BEEN SOSOSOSOSO LONG I started writing at the start of winter here, now it's summer lmao but hey at least it's winter in the northern hemisphere so... enjoy the snow and dragon man!! Also also... no one guessed what the gift was but Rin was the closest!

Your mother always used to say the way to a man's heart was with food.

you wonder if that applied to archons... er, dragons? adepti?

In any case...

Zhongli has always been a... particular eater. A very refined palate. It's not that he was hard to please, to tell the truth. But he always seemed to have an extra comment, something to add or change to a dish to make it ‘a little more special’.

But you'd quickly find out he had a soft spot for broths and soups, bamboo shoot soup being his particular favorite. Even when it took a lot of hard work and time to prepare, the way he did so was worth it, simply spectacular.

That's why you could almost cry with joy when he happily praised one of your favorite dishes. A fantastic soup d'oignon passed down on your family. Nothing to add, no extras or corrections, he'd enjoy it to its fullest talking about the creamy texture and unique flavor of the cheese so different from those found in Liyue.

So, today you decided to prepare it. Nothing better to warm up on this chilly season, and besides you'd just received a shipment of ingredients from your family.

The rhythm of a knife on a cutting board fills the air, along with a delicious smell. You finish slicing the onions into thin strips and add them to the pot at the stove, humming lightly while stirring. You really hope nothing would keep your dear Zhongli too busy today, so he could be just in time to enjoy this while still fresh and warm.

You turn off the other burner as the beef stock had already warmed up, and start washing some dishes while keeping an eye on the food. It is… rather amusing just how domestic this all feels. Not too long ago you were adventuring over Teyvat, facing off all sorts of crazy dangers, exploring, and never stopping in one place and now… now this feels like home.

And that is without taking into account who your fiancé even is. The former Geo Archon. You shake your head with a light chuckle. It’s still so weird to think of such an imposing figure from legends to be so… him.

You dry your hands and start to pour the broth on the now-golden onions, stirring.

Zhongli is sweet, caring, attentive, wise, with just the right words at the right time. Admittedly a bit airheaded at times, funny when he wants to be. A refined gentleman through and through unlike anyone you’d ever met.

And he loves you.

And you’re engaged.

Warmth rises up to your cheeks along with a small smile as you lower the heat and start grating the cheese.

You heard sounds at the front door and then steps. Oh, early today. Zhongli walks up to you with a smile, greeting you with a kiss on the cheek, his hands resting at your waist as he leans in from over your shoulder. “Welcome home, Li.”

“Thank you” He replies in that deep suave voice. “That smells good my love, would you like some help finishing?”

You shake your head a little. “Please, there’s no need, you just got home. Go take a bath and unwind a little, I’ll finish here and we’ll eat.”

Zhongli looks as if he’s about to say something but simply nods. “Hmm, alright then.” He pulls you a little closer in his embrace, as if he’d missed your contact, your scent. Zhongli inhales deeply, tension seeping off of his body and he gives a soft kiss at your shoulder before almost regretfully pulling away. You chuckle a little and stir the pan.

How domestic and loving indeed.

…

Later when the food is ready and served, he returns to the small kitchen dressed in much more casual and comfier robes. Your eyes linger a little on the small expanse of exposed skin at his neck and chest and then stop at the way his long hair is tied up in a bun.

“Not washing your hair today?” You ask casually, taking your seat.

 “I… Perhaps I have gotten rather used you doing it. I simply didn’t feel like it.”

You can’t help the short laugh that escapes you, even as you try to cover it a little. “Is this your way of saying you wanted me to bathe with you?”

His golden eyes twinkle. “I would certainly enjoy indulging in that more often.”

Your cheeks flush and you avert your eyes.

He takes a spoonful of soup and hums, closing his eyes to appreciate the flavors. “The finest ingredients cooked with true expertise. Simply divine, my love, thank you.”

“Flatterer.” You say, a little embarrassed but he can see right thought it, your little grin, the little shift in your posture.

“I am simply stating the truth.” He replies and continues eating. You can see his shoulders relax and the small satisfied smile at the warm food, it makes you a little giddy as you start eating as well.

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bundling up during winter was obvious, right?

Putting on layers and layers of clothes. And true, perhaps Liyue didn't get as cold as other nations such as Fontaine, Mondstadt or of course Snezhnaya, but maybe it was exactly for that reason the temperature drop seemed to affect everyone all the more. Besides, the people would take any excuse to show off their fancy coats, scarves and other cold-climate outfits.

Zhongli naturally wore many layers, and he did mention once or twice he wasn't as affected by the cold. Yet, his business partner had gifted him a thick snezhnayan cloak.

The thing was entirely ridiculous, too bulky with a fluffy overtop, the colors dark and cool not matching Zhongli at all.

And yet he'd used it! (Only twice... but still)

You were not jealous, not at all.

You just wanted to... give him something he'd also enjoy and wear around, yes. Something personal, something he’d like and look at and remember you.

But what?

Ugh, it’s not like you were really well versed in sewing. Back at home you’d even had some machinery for that, but here in Liyue… you wracked your brain thinking what could you give him. He had quite a few elegant outfits, fitting him perfectly and enhancing all his attributes, all personally tailored by one of his late Yaksha so they held immense sentimental value as well… how could you compete with that?!

Right, right, it was not a competition. You sigh. Zhongli will probably be happy with anything you give him, but still…

An idea pops into your head and you can’t help but chuckle. Oh, it’s so silly… but maybe…

Simple enough, personal, something he’d use during the cold season only around you. Could work, you decided as you pick up your things to go visit the textile shop.

If nothing else, it could at least get a good chuckle out of Zhongli, right?

And so, for a few days you work on your little project. Turns out sewing was indeed a little harder than expected but you were trying your best. The kind lady who’d sold you some excellent wool had also given you some tips and they proved to be most useful indeed!

Regrettably you didn’t exactly have the right measurements so you more or less eyeballed them. Eh. It’ll be fine…

Zhongli almost came close to finding out too, though you were inconspicuous enough. You’re sure he suspects something.

“It will all be worth it, it will all be worth it…” You mumble to yourself with a frown as you finish trimming one of the stitches. Your fingers hurt.

…

“Li! I have something for you!” You exclaim happily, hands behind your back holding the wrapped-up item you had worked so hard on. An excited glow on your smile and bright eyes.

“Oh? Am I going to finally see what you’ve been guarding to secrecy this past week?” He replies coolly with a knowing smile, amusement dancing on his tone as he places his teacup down.

Nothing escapes him.

“Yes” You present him the gift, your hands then fidget nervously, having nothing else to do now. “I hope you like it! It’s… my first time doing something like this… i-it may not be that good, it’s kind of silly but-”

“Darling please do not fret, I would love anything you give me.”

Your shoulders relax.

Zhongli unwraps the paper and finds a rich dark brown fabric staring back at him, he picks the item and opens it, trying to gauge its shape, thick wool, a little rough around the edges but you did mention it was your first try and he is honored enough you’d make such effort for him.

However…

What is it exactly?

He turns the item around trying not to show too much confusion on his face as to insult you or make you feel bad, it looks like… a severely oversized legwarmer?

“It’s…” You start, feeling a little shy and silly once more. “…for your tail.”

Recognition shines in his eyes and he blinks at the item. 

“You- I know you like to let loose a little around the house and let your illuminated beast features show, I love you tail too but I know… the scales get cold easily a-and usually we just bundle up with a blanket but I thought-”

“I love it.”

You stop running your mouth as soon as he utters those words, Zhongli looks at you with a gentle calm and your heart could melt at the sincerity in his expression. “No one had ever made something like this for me.”

He stands and unfurls the item, then, in a flash of gold his dragon tail manifests, majestic as ever and swaying lazily, the tuft of fur at the end flickering with each move. He maneuvers a little to slip the ‘tailwarmer’ on and though it sags a little, much to your relief it at least fits nicely. There is a yellow diamond pattern near the base that you’d started working on but deemed too difficult for a first try. It was a cute little detail though, maybe next time.

“Warm and cozy.” He chuckles and you beam at him, before letting out a squeak as said dragon tail curls around you, pressing your forward against his chest.

“Thank you, my love.” He cups your face and kisses your forehead.

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The air is hot and heavy as soft moans and grunts fill the room.

Well, this was certainly a way to warm up… and get some good cardio.

You pant and squirm on the plush surface of a heavenly mattress as the familiar weight of the ex-archon descends upon you. His arms going from a golden orange hue to a deep charcoal, lines of gold thrumming across his skin, glowing softly in periodic pulses up strong muscular arms. Golden horns rise from soft brown hair curled at the tips, two on each side like a crown, while a powerful scaly tail wraps around your calf holding your leg up, spread.

This is Rex Lapis. Morax. Any other number of names he had. This is the Geo Archon.

“Zhongliii!” You whine, his hands caressing your body, claws teasing along your skin, pinching a nipple, fangs grazing your collarbone and a long serpentine tongue licking a hot stripe across your neck.

The head of his cock teases at your entrance, already rock hard and burning like a brand, your hips canting for more. For him to finally fill you, to feel his thick overwhelming girth stretch you, breed you… you want to be filled so full it overflows, so that it dribbles down your thighs and ass in thick, slick rivulets of his love.

“Patience my love.”

You whimper and jerk at that, about to cry out for him again when he rolls his hips and sinks in your warm hole. Your breath catches in your throat as your head throws back on the soft feather pillows.

He pushes into you inch by inch, carving a space for himself with a soft rumbling groan. His lips seek yours as his hands slide to your hips and press hard enough to bruise. His kiss devouring, all-consuming with need as he bottoms inside you, hips pressed flush.

Gods you feel so full, stretched and filled every inch and then some, and he doesn’t allow you a moment to pause and adjust either. A beast of a man in the best of ways, he withdraws halfway, only to slam forward in a fluid firm thrust.

“Mng-! Ah!”

“Mine. All mine. S-so warm and thigh- nghh…”

His pace starts slow, his voice alone enough to drive you crazy with how deep, carnal, animalistic it is against your neck. Sharp canines teasing the elegant column of your throat as he moves.

“Oh! so good… Li… f-faster… faster ple-ahhn!” Your voice pitches high as you babble, pleasure coiling on your gut.    

“As- you desire…” Strained words still sounding like the very embodiment of sex, his voice so sinfully deep, so erotic it washes over you like liquid silk, like molten gold, only heightening the sensations of his quickening pace. In and out, in and out, skin slapping on skin. “You’re… you’re so perfect for me-”

You take him so well, your legs spread wide, your back arched, your insides molded to his length, enveloping him in the most mind-blowing of heats. The bed creaking as Zhongli delivers another powerful thrust, hitting a sweet spot deep within you and making you elicit a sharp keening sob of a moan. Your hands scrambling from the sheets to seek purchase at his back, curled up under his arms to scratch viciously trying to hold onto something, anything as he drives into you thrust after thrust after thrust-    

“I’m- I’m gon-ahnn! Z-Zhongli… ooohh!”

Fuck you are close. So, so close…

He nips at the soft spot between your neck and shoulder. “Almost there… little one.” He huffs between strained grunts and you whimper at the pet name. Golden claws sink on the bedsheets, gripping thigh for leverage as he moves faster, frantic, hips like pistons he fucks into you like a wild animal, the bed rocking, shaking with each thrust. “C-close…”

You mewl and moan, unable to form coherent thoughts anymore but just feel the hot burning pleasure, his warm puffs of breath on your skin, your sweating bodies dampening the sheets and you desperately want to feel his warm seed inside you, filled to the brim with his creamy cum.

“Pleasepleaseplease i-in! In-s-ahh!” You come with a sharp cry, vision blurring, muscles clenching, your insides squeezing around him, milking him for all he’s worth.

It was enough, the tipping point for the dragon, his thrusts shallowing out until he ruts as deep as he can and shoots his load inside you with a guttural groan. Thick spurts pumping inside you before it pools out around his own cock, leaking from your body until there’s nothing left to give.  

Everything is hot… so hot… the air heavy and musky with the scent of sex…

…

Zhongli slumps softly atop your body after what feels like ana eternity, his cock still comfortably nestled within your slick walls, cushioned by fluttering muscles. You lay beneath him, sweaty and shivering, breathless, chest raising and falling rapidly in small gasps as you struggle to catch your breath but oh, how you took his away…

 Beautiful, truly… your half-lidded eyes glazed over, barely able to open admits your exhaustion, but still able to whimper soft little moans as he trails fluttering reverent kisses along your neck and collarbone. Soft, chaste, loving and tender touches.

“Ahhn… mmm…” He chuckles softly at the endearing sounds you make as he eases out of you, the subtle friction enough to sent fire to your nerves, followed by a strange emptiness that mellows down to buzzing contentment.

He lies to the side and pulls you close towards his chest, his tail finally letting your now sore leg rest, uncoiling from it to curl around you both, you settle there with a sigh, eyes sliding shut. “So good for me.” Zhongli gently brushes some hair away from your face and places a kiss at the crown of your head, resting his chin there. “Rest now, dear.”

“Mn.”

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You smile as Zhongli places the two steaming teacups on the table before scooting over and welcoming him with the blanket surrounding you. He settles on the couch with you cuddling close and passing the book on your hands to him. Your fingers brush and he sets the book on his lap before taking your hands on his, cradling them close to his face before blowing a warm breath on them. You blush and let out a little airy laugh.

“What is this? Dragon breath to keep me warm?”

He hums against your skin, piercing golden eyes staring up at you. “No, just my love for you.” He kisses your knuckles and fingers.

“You…” You mumble, averting your gaze.

He chuckles and kisses your wrist then before leaning in close and kissing your cheeks, your forehead, your nose, anywhere he can reach.

“Ngah, wait you affectionate big lizard!” You squirm and he laughs fully now.

“Just seeking my adorable fiancée’s warmth” He nuzzles onto your neck, kissing there too and making you yelp. “Gorgeous.”

“A-Am not!”

“So precious when you get all shy and flustered.” He gets your jaw this time when you move, so close to your lips.

“Stop! You menace…” You pout and this time you cup his face, staring for a moment at his handsome features, your thumb brushing close to one of the red markings under his eyes.

This man. This dragon. This god.

Oh, how you love him. He warms up your heart.

“Here, I’ll warm you up proper…” You whisper softly, pulling him close and tilting your head to slot your lips together.

Just as you warm up his.

[mochiwrites]

I did it. I’m done. I don’t know what to do with myself

mochi m. writes. This is the longest slow burn I have ever read. I am actually not ok at all please pleeee please please please please mochi m. Writes what am I supposed to do with myselffgff sleleskdjdkekenbeh PLEASE

anyways thank you so much for writing this incredible story I can’t wait to see where it goes next! Eye twitch

-🪽🐲🪽

SHDVDBFBFHG

“the longest slow burn” you’re so real for this LMAO

I will say that I’m uh. I might be taking down the arc 3 opener because honestly? I’m not happy with it and I realized that I did not plan the arc as well as I thought I did. I actually just started to rework things today so… eventually arc 3 will exist! just for now I need to get some solid things down and school needs to chill tf out

but eeeeeeeee I’m really glad you enjoyed it!!! :D I really do love this au and I’m itching to write more when my brain lets me do long things again And arc 3 gets worked out better

[ur-blxxdy-valentine]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEE >//////< MY BOYFRIEND'S LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRYING EACH OTHER!!!!!! I GET TWO WEDDINGS- ONE WITH EACH OF THEM- I ALREADY HAVE A PRETTY RING TO MARRY D WITH AND HE SAID IT WAS CUTE AND HE SAID HE LIKES IT- SBAOBEAOJEPAKEDF I AM SO HAPPY- MY CHILDHOOD DREAM IS COMING TRUE- AAHHHHHHH- But D said we have to wait to get married until I'm graduated which is in like a week, that's when I get done with my classes but the graduation ceremony is a couple months away. I am really so excited- I have never realized or even thought that I would be getting married...... I've only fantasized about marrying my celebrity crushes or fictional crushes- never once have I ever thought I would be getting married to someone who truly loves me- never have I haver once thought that I would be marrying someone who loves me the way I love them........ never have I ever thought that I would be marrying the people that I am going to be wed to here in a few months- I never thought this was possible- it feels so surreal- like I'm living a dream- I've fantasized and wished about this so much that I have mustered it into reality- I have made my life- I have done it all- I have...... I have my two darlings for once- after all these years of worrying they'd hate me and make fun of me just for them to actually like me and find me cool, and to love me enough to marry me- this has to be heaven- I feel so euphoric- I truly am happy...... I've only been this happy 2 other times in my life....... this makes 3..... I finally get to marry D and boyfriend number 2...... they have finally realized that I have given them everything in my existence and that I am truly in love and devoted to them...... I cannot believe this...... if you want I could show you the ring!!!!!

And oh my god I don't even know what dress to wear- I have a few different ones but only a couple I actually like- or maybe I could get married in my normal clothes? I don't know- gah I'm just so excited >/////////<

— ❤️‍🔥

woah!! i’m so so so happy for you ^^ yes i’d love to see the ring!

how did he ask? hehe

[iamthecomet]

So far I've only got a little bit done but it's gonna be so cute once it's done, I have been so tired today and my brain has barely been working to the point I was texting my friends and instead of putting toothpicks i almost typed toothpickles.

That's so cool that you're going to two!!

I've slowly been working on one of my fic's today that I haven't updated in a while but am remembering the plans I have for said fic and want to get to them so bad but ✨writing✨

🕸️

I'm going to two because they're only like, two hours away from each other, and one of the people I'm going to the first one with didn't want pit tickets, but I did. So we got seats for that one, and pit tickets for the one he isn't coming to. So everyone is happy and I get to see Ghost twice EEEEEEEEE. I have had an insane busy weekend, and I finally feel like I can breathe and try to get caught up today. I hope that your fic writing went well. Writing is so fucking hard sometimes, and for WHY. Hopefully you got some rest and aren't feeling as tired today <3.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 29.08.17 lb

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lo shuru sanskaari music. 🙄🙄🙄

never getting over the “fuck me” bedroom eyes they’re giving each other. 😏😏😏

gauri feeding shaktiiii cake. gosh, what even do you call it when you start shipping a new parental figure for a character? there are no words in fandom culture for all the dynamics this show makes me ship!!!! 😫😫😫

... such unnecessary tension. just eat the damn cake, omkara. 😒😒😒

shivika giving each other “kuch karnaaa padegaaaa” looks 🙃🙃🙃

yes plz, turn for you to play shipper now. yell at omkara alternately till he fucking fixes this ish. 😒😒😒

shaktiji is practically glowing from all the #shivika shipping. happiness is a good look on him. 😊😊😊

who’da thunk that i’d eventually be rooting for shakti as the good parent? in any case, he did less damage than pinky, so there’s that. 😕😕😕

god i hate this stupid “abhi tak shaadi nahi hui hai, toh door raho” nonsense in remarriage tracks. they were living together for more than six months. they could have been having crazy monkey sex in that time for all you know. bloody nonsense. 😑😑😑

i am happy that anika looks just as dismayed as shivaay at this development. 😌😌😌

LMAO RUDRA, HAATH KO AAYA PAR MOOH NA LAGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the dubbing of this damn scene... 😐😐😐

ohhhhhhhh great. pinky’s here to fuck up the happy. 😒😒😒

omkara’s instant bitch face. love itttttttt. 😆😆😆

nope. shakti is firmly #teamShivika. SHAKTIJI OUT!!!!!!!!! 😙😙😙

i think omki took that “8 baje kamre ka darwaaza bandh” instruction from rudra a little too seriously. he looks mad at shivaay for making him leave this late at night. 😋😋😋

honestly #me. don’t you make me leave my bed/room after 8 pm. you won’t like my grumpy ass. 😒😒😒

OMG YES THEY BROUGHT UP THE “ROTE HUE AAYEGA MERE PAAS” DIALOGUE!!! WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ITTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

omki’s excitement and glee at shivaay’s happiness. oh my heart. my boys. my beautiful boysssssss. 😭😭😭

4 LIONS MEN GOING FROM GROWLY ASSHOLES TO SOFT PUSSYCATS WHO ARE SO HAPPY TO BE IN LOVE IS MY ULTIMATE FAVE THING EVER OK *weeps* 😭😭😭😭😭

saansein ruk jaati hai was anika’s thing. and di’s thing to arnav. not omki’s to shivaay’s. 😕😕😕

I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY MADE OM COME SEE HIM IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT JUST SO HE CAN GEEK OUT ABOUT BEING IN LOVE AND HOW BEAUTIFUL HIS GIRL IS 😚😚😚😚

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

“sabse pehle main tujhse bataane aa gaya” BECAUSE HE’S YOUR PERSONNNNNNN. 💖💖💖

awwww man, i’m just so happy and weepy from all the feeelz. 😭😭😭😭

lol omki yelling at him for telling HIM first instead of anika. 😊😊😊

“i think i need a hug. i think we both need a hug.”

HAWWWWWWWW WITHOUT RUDRA?????? 😯😯😯

THIS HUG THO. MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOYS. OMKI SO HAPPY, HE’S A BLURRRRRRRR. 😅😅😅

“subah subah shivaay singh oberoi pakode tal raha hai?”

a sentence i never thought i’d hear. also, probably a real headline in the newspapers of this show’s universe, knowing the press and the way they act in this show. 😒😒😒

ANIKA AGREES WITH ME ABOUT THE NEWS THING 😧😧😧

anika’s about to lose it at him for using the wrong type of oil. 😆😆😆

(god, she’s so me, it hurts. i too am very specific about shit like this. 😕😕😕) 

“aap na bohutttttttt cute ho.”

not in that ugly ass shirt and white jeetendra pants from the 80′s he’s not. 🙄🙄🙄

ALSO, NO YOU!!!!!!!!!! GOD MY GIRL LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD TODAY. 😍😍😍😍

billu hates being called “cute”. he wants to be called “HOT”, does he? 😏😏😏

OMG HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯😂😂😂

lol his innocent “haan dadi????? 😇😇😇”

snort. idiot. he’s doing ONE ARM DISTANCE like we used to do in schoooooool, for assemblies. 🤣🤣🤣

wait, so they’re still in the same room at night? so, what does this “do foot” nonsense even matter??????? 😑😑😑

“DADI KO MAT BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!”  “DO FOOT, MY FOOT!”

oh billu. you’re incorrigible. 😝😝😝

also, um hello, YOUR PAKODE?!!?!?! 😯😯😯😯

incoming takaraaana in 3... 2... 1.... 

EEEEEEEEE HE PULLED HER IN CLOSER EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍

ohhhhhh you twoooooo awkward babiesssss. 😌😌😌

YES, SHIVIKA SHIPPING RIKARA!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

anika helpfully informing shivaay of gauri’s “atrangi ideas” 😊😊😊

anika’s excited squeals oh my hearttttttt what a fucking cutie!!! 💖💖💖

“ab jab hum nahi lad rahein, toh jo humari jagah khaali hai kisi ko toh bharni padegi.”

this damn family thrives on conflict and chaos. check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, idiots. 😐😐😐😐

YAS, MISSION RIKARA IS A-GO!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

what the fuck is a “shaadi ka bowl”? 🤔🤔🤔

what’s this 90′s bollywood type theme music. 😒😒😒

pfffffffft rudra. you’re soooooo lame. 🙄🙄🙄

HA! i like how she gave it back to him! “public police ko nahi bachaati. police public ko bachaati hai.” 😎😎😎

ok romance is getting tooo icky with the staring. also i haaate their music. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

gauri approves of shivaay’s olive oil waale pakode. at least someone does. 😋😋😋

meanwhile anika here is working on om. yaaaaaas, i am loving this division of labour. MY BROTPSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘

shivaay feeding gauri pakode apne haath se. LIKE HE DOES HIS BABY BOY RUDRA. i am actually fucking crying. 😭😭😭😭😭

oh boy anika omki ko faraq ka jaap pada rahi hai. 😐😐😐

OMG SHIVAAY BAAT BANA RAHE HO YA BIGAAD RAHE HO 😯😯😯

but fully loving how he’s trash talking his own brother for bulbullllllllllllll behnaaaaaaa 😚😚😚

OH MY GOD SHE’S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT EVEN IS HER FAAAAAACE 😍😍😍

meanwhile anika toh is going to town on omki with reverse psychology. behen, sambhaal ke. bante bante baat ke upar apni bulldozer mat chalaiyo. 😣😣😣

OMFG HIS FACE AT “DER HO CHUKI HAI” AND “MOVE ON”. YES!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

“ab gauri ko main pasand nahi hoon???? 😟😟😟” 

THE FEAR. I AM LOVING IT. I AM LOVINGGGGG ITTTTT. 😆😆😆

“agar woh tumhare paas aaye toh mooh pher lo. pher lena!!!! achcha ab yahaan phero, sun toh lo.” 

omfg shivaaaaaaaay. lmaooooooo i love these two togetherrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣

ok kids, time to pick a team in the replies: are you #TeamAniKara or #TeamShivRi

you guys know my team already. bade bhaiyya and bulbul have my fuckinggggg heart. 😍😍😍😍

“ab gauri om se door bhaagegi.” “aur om gauri ke peeche peeche!”  “aur hum?” 

tum dono ab make out karoge. 😌😌😌

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

oufffffo dadiiiiiiii yaaaaaaar. 😣😣😣

LMAO “pehle toh nahi tha puttar, lekin teri harkatein dekh kar...” dadi let the boy liveeeeeee lollllllll 😆😆😆

you guys i can’t tell you how hella glad that i am that anika is just as frustrated as billu. it just warms my hearttttt that she’s as into it as he is. 😌😌😌

oh my heartttt, omkiiiii. look at his faaaace. and how he’s nervously adjusting his shirt and vest before approaching her. 😭😭😭

‘please still love me!’

oh boy, not the best voices to have in your head guiding you. honestly, why would you take advice from a couple who haven’t even been properly together for 24 hours yet!!?!?! 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhh boy omki is going to be asad (from QH) ka sequel, with the “woh actually, main...”s. 😬😬😬

HIS PANIC AT “SAB KHATAM HO GAYA HAI”!!!!!!! HER ADORABLE FAKE GUSSA! HIS DARRRA HUA FACE! I LOVE IT ALL OMG 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no. these fucking idiots. they underestimated omki. 😟😟😟😬😬😬

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT TEJVILANA. FWDING. 

will i ever stop sighing happily over these two and their cuteeeee???? 😭😭😭😍😍😍😚😚😚

hahahahahaha shivaay dropping the stuff and fumbling picking it up . what an idiottttt. 🤣🤣🤣

oh boy why does dadi have rope?!!?!?! 😬😬😬

what a cutieeeeeeeee 😍😍😍

OMFG OMKI DHOKEBAAZ 😧😧😧

omggggg hahahahah shivaay singing “jahaan main jaata hoon wahin chali aati hai” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lo rudra ki bhi entry. loving the casual way shivaay and he exchanged rock on 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 gestures as greetings. 

“rudy, pata hai, shivaay rangay-haathon pakda gaya!” “bhaiyya yeh koi holi khelne ka time hai kya?” 

snortttttt, idiot. 😂😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhh boyyyyy. omkiiiiii. tu toh puraaaaara paaapi nikla. 😫😫😫

bulbul doing taubaaaa gestures at “patne - pataane ki baatein” hahaha 😆😆😆

lol anika getting mad at shivaay for being an idiotttttt. 😂😂😂

ouff againnnn tejvilana nonsense. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, omkara has taken the ramayan parallels from the initial promos a little too seriously and drawn a literal lakshman rekhaaaaaa. 😐😐😐

ladki waale kaun ladke waale kaun waala confusion.

lmao smart singh oberoi has very cleverly declared himself a ladki waala and stepped rightttt over the loc lololol 😂😂😂

DEVAR SQUAD ARE LADKI WAALE. *weeping* 😭😭😭

BEHNEIN BADE BHAIYYA KI TARAF SE. 😚😚😚

AND SHAKTIJI IS LADKI WAALE. FROM “BETI” KE SIDE. *weeps 5ever* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pffft  tumhaaare dad aur mom haiiii kahaaan? have you even bothered calling them for the last 2 weeks? 😒😒😒

ugh fuck off pinky. no one invited you. 😤😤😤

maaaaaaaaaan, what even is this jhanvi plot?

who dat on the bike? um... kinda looks like gauri ka woh “apun ki sister” waala bhaiyya? 😕😕😕

OMFG IT IS HIM. WHUT? 😯😯😯

HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN IS THIS JHANVI/DANDIIII TEAM UP??? 😟😟😟

ok idek why i’m watching this nonsense. oh wait. i do, for this face: 

who the fuck told these people that south indians start every sentence with “aiyyo”????? 😒😒😒

like idk about other south indian states, but elders always admonish me if i say “aiyyo” too much - it’s a thing you say in distress and it’s believed saying it over and over kinda invites negativity into your life. 😐😐😐 

THEY’RE TAMILIANS AND THAT’S A MALAYALAM NEWSPAPER. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN OMGGGGGGGGG. 😧😧😧😟😟😟

ALSO THE TITLE OF THE NEWSPAPER IS JUST A BUNCHA RANDOM MALAYALAM LETTERS THROWN TOGETHER????? THE FUCK. 😣😣😣😣

dandiiiiiii is under the influence of dosas and thinks kaveri/peter are legit. don’t blame him, whatever said and done, those dosas did look damn good. 😌😌

also, i hate the way north indians pronounce “dosa” - it’s tho-sha/tho-sa, not dosa with a hard D. 😒😒😒 

OH THANK GOD. DANDI CAN TELL MALAYALAM AND TAMIL APART. HALLELUJAH. ALREADY LIKE HIM MORE. 😐😐😐

jhanvi is like yep, that kinda ignorant ass north indian bs sound like tej/svetlana for sure. 😒😒😒

didn’t even get what the precap was about really. some murti, some shiv-parvati sanjog, and everyone shocked at shivaay’s possesiveness re: khanna. ok???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

hopefully om-gauri get a little trip outta this hellhole to go get this murtiiiii? 😊😊😊

[robbinsarizonas]

Heeeyyyy! Number 1 to 150 on the questions thingy pleeeaaaseee :D

There you go anon! I love these question things so much hahaha xD

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

One of the kids at the school I work at this morning.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy. Very very very shy.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My twinsssssiiiieeeeee (even though we haven’t actually got a date set yet but eeeeeeeee!) and some other amazing friends I’m gonna see next year :D

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I hope so.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I hope so! I’d take care of her for sure.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Girls? xD

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Wow that would be a dream.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

No one xD I’m not even kidding sorry opposite gender. Okay, now I am thinking of someone cause this question put that into my brain, but I don’t think fictional Ray Palmer really counts since he’s you know, fictional xD

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Nope.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My friend Anna.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

‘I have my alarm set for 10:15′

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Gorgeous - Taylor Swift, ...Ready For It? - Taylor Swift, Call It What You Want - Taylor Swift, Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift (Why is there still like an entire day until reputation???)

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Never had anyone do it tbh. Sounds nice though.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Yes, always.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Well I met Chyler Leigh this summer. Nothing can really top that.

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Never kissed anyone ever.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Probably.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

First crush ever, nope. First crush that counts? Yes.

19. Do you like bubble baths?

I used to as a kid. I never have them now, but maybe xD

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Don’t really know them.

21. What are you bad habits?

Too many.

22. Where would you like to travel?

Everywhere? Mostly US & Canada.

23. Do you have trust issues?

Majorly.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Eating?

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Uncomfortable with mentally or like, makes you feel uncomfortable? Cause I have major digestive issues so like, my insides, I hate them, I want them to fix themselves and never bother me again.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Lie in bed until I feel more awake and then get up and get dressed for work.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Nope.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Well, in people I see regularly, my family. In talking about stuff, my twinsie.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Nope.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Always have.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Yes and I have it in one right now cause I never took it out from this morning and this hairband is real good.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Um, no?

33. Spell your name with your chin.

(Okay let’s go) izzy (OHMYGOSSSSSHHH FIRST TRY????)

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nope. I used to trampoline (like, as part of a team, not just in a garden xD) and I used to do ice skating and I did karate for a few years, but nothing right now. Sports and me don’t bode well. Except for trampolining, I wasn’t bad at that.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Music.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Oh yes I’m doing this right now. My crush has no idea.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Anything.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

My crush.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Any clothes shop basically. I love shopping for clothes. I used to like video game stores too before everything started being all either online or like, just xbox which I don’t have.

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Already finished school & uni. When I was in school, I had absolutely no idea.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

I believe people with good intentions deserve everything good.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Well I’m kinda just, usually quiet. That’s my natural state. But if I normally talk to you and I’m just, not, something’s probably wrong, like sad or anxious or panicking, paranoid, general worry.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

If they smile at me.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Ocean I think. Oh no, space. Space.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Fear, mostly.

46. What are you paranoid about?

Many things.

47. Have you ever been high?

Nope.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

I don’t think so?

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

I’m wearing one right now and it’s bright red. It’s a flash hoodie, it’s my favourite.

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Many times.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

One thing? Come on.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Don’t wear makeup.

54. Favourite store?

Oooooh that’s a hard one. H&M? Or any shop that sells american sweets we went to one last week it felt like paradise.

55. Favourite blog?

I check @omeliafics everyday, cause they get great prompts and they reblog awesome fics.

56. Favourite colour?

Probably a dark red these days.

57. Favourite food? 

Spaghetti. Pasta. Any of that.

58. Last thing you ate?

An apple.

59. First thing you ate this morning?

A potato.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I used to get awards in school does that count?

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Never.

62. Been arrested? For what?

Never ever.

63. Ever been in love? 

I think so?

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Never kissed anyone.

65. Are you hungry right now?

Yes.

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Well these days my online friends are my real friends, and they are more real than any friends I’ve had before.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Twitter, duh.

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Depends how I’m feeling.

69. Are you watching tv right now?

Nope.

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

I don’t know if they’d be okay with their names being shared on here, but they know who they are

71. Craving something? What?

I don’t know? To feel better? Haribo tangfastics.

72. What colour are your towels?

Loads of different colours.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

5.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

(Too many for someone of my age?)

75. Favourite animal?

I don’t know. It used to be a monkey.

76. What colour is your underwear?

Light blue.

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

HONEYCOMBBBBBBBB!

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Purple and blue stripes.

80. What colour pants?

Grey.

81. Favourite tv show?

Too many? Grey’s Anatomy, Legends of Tomorrow, Wynonna Earp, Arrow, The Flash, The Good Place, Supergirl, the list goes on...

82. Favourite movie?

Cheaper By The Dozen 2

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Cady.

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Dory!!!

87. First person you talked to today?

Twinsie I think.

88. Last person you talked to today?

Twinsie, again

89. Name a person you hate?

Donald Trump.

90. Name a person you love?

Twinsie!!!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Donald Trump?

92. In a fight with someone?

Nope.

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

What counts as sweatpants? Cause I don’t have any tracksuit bottoms anymore, or like trousers for exercising, but I have a lot of pyjama bottoms, which could also count. 

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

A lot.

95. Last movie you watched?

Oooooh. I don’t know? Rumor Has It. We watched that the other night.

96. Favourite actress?

That list is so long you guys.

97. Favourite actor?

I don’t know?

98. Do you tan a lot?

Never have.

99. Have any pets?

A cat :)

100. How are you feeling?

Pretty crappy.

101. Do you type fast?

I think so?

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

I don’t know.

103. Can you spell well?

No, I’m awful at spelling. Freaking dyslexia.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yes, everyday.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yes!!!

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

I hope not.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Nope.

108. What should you be doing?

Nothing.

109. Is something irritating you right now?

My anxiety.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Oh yes.

111. Do you have trust issues?

Unfortunately.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My mum.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

I don’t think I had one?

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yes.

115. Do you play the Wii?

Uh-huh.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Nope.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Oooooooh yesssssss!!!!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Yes :)

119. Favourite book?

Harry Potter (all of them, alllllll of them)

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Yes :(

121. Are you mean?

I hope not.

122. Is cheating ever okay?

I don’t know you guys.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Probably. But wouldn’t it be more fun not to?

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes yes yes.

125. Do you believe in true love?

Absolutely.

126. Are you currently bored?

Not at all.

127. What makes you happy?

A lot of things

128. Would you change your name?

No.

129. What your zodiac sign?

Cancer or Gemini depending on where you look.

130. Do you like subway?

Looooove ittttttt.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Well one, I don’t have one. Two, I’d have to find a way to be real nice in telling them I don’t like them that way, but then I’d be so worried about hurting them cause that would be such a gut punch?

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

I answered this one already further up no kidding xD

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

‘Carry on, carry on, into the dark.’

134. Can you count to one million?

I don’t want toooooooooo.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Who knows.

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Doors closed who would ever open their doors then things can get in.

137. How tall are you?

4′11.

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Well my hair is straight, but I don’t really have a preference.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Either? xD

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter winter winter winter.

141. Night or Day?

Night.

142. Favourite month?

December.

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nope. Love me some chicken.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

None of them? xD

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee.

146. Was today a good day?

Pretty not bad.

147. Mars or Snickers?

Mars because I’m allergic to nuts.

148. What’s your favourite quote?

‘Only freaking superheroes’

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

They could probably exist. Fun story, I lived outside a graveyard for my whole childhood, walked through it more times than I can remember because the path to get to the village goes right through the graveyard.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

‘Suddenly I noticed that those police officers, hurrying in and out of the cornfield? Yeah, those weren’t tool boxes they were carrying, no, not at all.’