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kringelorde · 2 years

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wholeheartedly endorsing doing steroids for strength gains I don’t even give a shit man trans or cis

if I wasn’t on the Man Juice for gender reasons and I was even remotely aware of how much faster the results come, I’d be crawling in through windows to get my hands on this shit, swear to god

#this is a joke post ofc but to be fair I also just... don't really get the issue with steroids lmfao #I get the issue of doing them and not saying so explicitly during competitions where now you're comparing apples and oranges so to speak #but man like... if you're not competing and you just wanna fiddle with your hormones for shits and giggles... knock yourself out brother #only one you can harm is yourself and strength is strength at the end of the day #I think the weird obsession with having the most cut and defined muscles is pretty fucking stupid #but I'll never beef (ha...) with strength for strength's sake #it's why I generally think about workouts in terms of what's practical? the dream is pull ups #ofc but they are FAR FAR FAR OFF bc that's one case where any weight from anything but muscle makes them #exponentially more difficult and nobody has ever accused me of being lean LMFAO #but even that is just bc it's a very practical and useful motion to be able to do comfortably #I mostly do shit like deadlifts and rows and farmers carries and shit #I do shrugs bc that's mimicking the I Need Some Big Strong Boys To Carry The Groceries motion #and I unironically DO need to carry all the groceries in for my mom for example bc she doesn't have the health to do it herself #why not make it easier on myself by more or less practicing LMFAO #so hey if grangran needs help moving a desk upstairs and you wanna get stronger fast to help? fuck it bro Juice That Shit!#spext #wow this was a random tangent I think it's just bc I feel the delayed muscle soreness everywhere today hrm

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