#I had Sarnax in mind from Legend of Avantris Curse of Strahdanya where his heals fucking hurt when I thought of Hilbert being a cleric
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What if Everyone Had a Normal Job and Just Played D&D Together on the Weekends AU
Hera is the panicked DM
Kepler (Aasimar Oath of Conquest Paladin) and Jacobi (Halfling Artillerist Artificer) are having a macho pissing contest
Maxwell (Elven School of Enchantment Wizard) and Lovelace (Tiefling Mastermind Rogue) are actually strategizing and putting a plan together
Hilbert (Lizardfolk Knowledge Domain Cleric) and Eiffel (College of Eloquence Bard) are having a rules debate that will be absolutely meaningless in 2 turns
and Minkowski (Dwarven Battlemaster Fighter) is not so patiently waiting for her turn
#also yes Lovelace CAN give the Help action as her bonus action because that is a subclass feature of the Mastermind Rogue#I was halfway through when I drew this and knowing what I know now I would make Lovelace a Changeling and Jacobi a Goblin#Jacobi is only a halfling because he gets to reroll those nat 1s and NOT because he's 'just a lil guy' no matter what Maxwell says#I had Sarnax in mind from Legend of Avantris Curse of Strahdanya where his heals fucking hurt when I thought of Hilbert being a cleric#Dmitri would have been DM when they started bc he was the only one who played before but he made a comment about being a forever DM so#Hera took on the mantle. Sometimes he'll do one-shots with innocent silly sounding premises and everyone ends up genuinely traumatized#i was gonna make this a bit neater and color it but then I got really lazy and no longer felt like figuring out perspective#wolf 359#hera#warren kepler#daniel jacobi#alana maxwell#isabel lovelace#doug eiffel#alexander hilbert#dmitri volodin#renee minkowski
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