#I hate those men and their gay haircuts and pants with buttons. but I can’t quit them

[failbaby]

The only reason I hate queen is because when I was little there were queen songs on my mom’s road trip playlist, and one time I got really motion sick while Bicycle Race was on & we had to pull over so I could yack, but the radio was still playing at nearly full volume, so now every time I hear Freddie Mercury’s gaudy voice I’m right back there, leaning out the side of my parents’ 2004 Toyota Sienna, clutching my second-hand American girl doll as I expel ungodly amounts of vomit from my tiny body onto the freezing cold pavement of the I-90 shoulder