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#I have nothing against the bloody little bastard (really!) but Hale predates his existence by like 17 years
icenineporcupine · 6 months
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"The Art of the Bath"
a.k.a the one where Hale is a full-on merfolk rather than a half-sea-elf.
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Gale: It says here that traditionally, the goal is to keep the majority of the water contained within the tub…
Hale [splashing blithely]: Surely you're lying…
Gale: I assure you I'm not, my love. This tome is incredibly respected in the upper city spas—
Hale: Okay, so where’s the part about joining your partner in the bath for best results?
Gale: Now I believe you’re the one inventing maxims…
Hale: No, I don’t believe I am.
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