#I immediately put him in camp tho bc I gotta go get Lae’zel and then find Wyll so I can enact my ‘seduce the monster hunter so he kills | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hashtag-anthems · 4 months

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Me getting ready to romance Wyll in this run and then Astarion goes and gets a nat 20 getting Gale out of that portal like he’s trying to impress him or something 🙄

#hashtag rambles #no hate lol it’s not really the ship for me but I just thought this was funny #I immediately put him in camp tho bc I gotta go get Lae’zel and then find Wyll so I can enact my ‘seduce the monster hunter so he kills #Cazador for me — oh no he wants to help people shit well if people includes me I suppose it might be worth it but I will complain the whole #damn time’ plan :D #aka the only way I can justify Astarion being nice so that I can romance Wyll: it’s all a lie (until it isn’t)

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