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crow-aka-gayass · 5 months

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I think I figured out why the world is going to shit

Okay I have to preface this by saying, I figured this out a few weeks ago when I was running on less that 20 hours of sleep that week and it was a Saturday, this was figured out at 4am

>They decatogorised Pluto as a planet

>Pluto is named after Hades

>What did this start with, the beginning of a Pandemic

>Where are we now

>Mass inflation and the collapse of capitalism

>Hades is the god of Death and Riches

How do we solve the many criseas the world is in?

Recatagorise Pluto as a planet

IM NOT CRAZY

#recatagorise pluto as a planet #Hades is just a bit angry and petty #I am now science side of tumblr #Hades wasn't too pleased about Pluto being decatogorised as a Planet #I keept almost calling Pluto a Plant #the only person I've told this too is one of my best friends who knows nothing about Ancient Greek Mytholigy and they just kind of stared a #said 'okaaayyy' and I think they might be a bit concerned #One of my other best friends is going to find out about this from this post so #uhhhhh #Hi Radio :3 #Im not crazy #You'll see this when you next have wifi #I brought this to Tumblr because if I brought it to anywhere else they'd either dox me or think I'm actually insane #free palestine #Hades doesn't support genocide contrary to polpular belief #also after this if the FBI hunts me down tell my cat I love him

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