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#I know Hobie had a wild time fighting the pigs off of him xDD
m00nc4kes · 1 year
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I was rewatching Hobie’s intro and thought of something funny:
Imagine coming into work yknow all stressed out and shit cuz it’s your first week of being a pig police officer and you hear a whole bunch of commotion cuz yall SOMEHOW caught the spider-punk that’s been running rampant through the city???
And now you have to get this dude to stand fucking still for a mugshot.
Long story short, you fucked around and got elbowed in the face and now you’re in a neck brace and fluent in mandarin because no one warned you that spider-punk had strong ass arm
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