#I literally mashed up two separate memes just to make this unfunny monstrosity

[sinfullyrosey]

The Very Model of a Modern Major General

[Y/N sitting by one of the Diasomnia windows, gazing out at it forlornly]

Y/N, sighs: When will my husband return from the war?

Malleus: Husband?

Sebek: WAR??

Silver, just waking up: Huh? What now..?

Y/N: He’s been gone for so long…

Malleus: I didn’t know you were married?

Sebek: Human, wHAT WAR?!?

Silver: *is terribly confused*

Y/N, sighing more: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…

Lilia, waltzes in carrying groceries: I’m back!

Y/N, starry eyed: Lilia!~ *springs up and rushes over to him to engulf him in a hug, planting kisses all over his face*

Lilia, laughing: I was gone for only half an hour, my dear.~

Malleus, Silver, & Sebek: . . . 

Silver: Ah.