#I looked like that crying cat with a paw on its mouth meme

[fumifooms]

The world must know about french Chilchuck’s chuckles

[gojonanami]

"Hey, quit hogging the popcorn," I snap, rolling my eyes at Satoru, who's sprawled on my couch like a lazy cat, legs hanging off the edge. "It's not just yours, it's mine too."

Satoru grins wider, looking amused. "Oh, is it now? It's your property?" he jests, but he does place the popcorn bowl on the coffee table, giving in.

I walk over to the couch, grab Satoru’s legs, pull them off, and take a seat, placing the bowl in my lap.

On my television screen, Sabina’s Tumblr blog page is projected. I turn to Satoru, eyebrows furrowed.

"You keeping up with the news?"

Satoru chuckles. "It's good fun, you know." He shrugs, propping his head up on his elbow. "I'm just glad I have no competition. Like Suguru. Suguru’s suffering, you know? Before getting the girl and all. And Yuta as his competition? Hilarious, man."

The popcorn falls out of my mouth clumsily.

"So, are you team Suguru?” I ask, raising my eyebrows.

"Hell yeah. Suguru is my one and only, after all. Can't betray my man, now, can I?"

I cringe painfully. "Please don't speak like that in the future," I warn, adding, "and don't try adopting a British accent either. You can't do it, I'm afraid."

He frowns briefly, but then laughs, not offended at all.

"Sure."

Then his eyes sparkle, as if he knows a secret. "You're team Suguru, right?"

I blink, then glance down at the popcorn. I've nearly eaten it all.

"Yes."

My voice softens. "I like the idea of a poodle," I say quietly.

Soft little paws pad towards us as a small, fluffy angel approaches, tap-tapping its way to the couch. With determined eyes, he jumps precisely onto Satoru’s lap, onto Satoru’s balls, causing him to groan and curse.

"Damn it, Yuta! Why did you have to jump like that? Couldn't you have warned me?"

Yuta says nothing. He's a dog. Instead, he settles into a little croissant shape on top of Satoru, completely oblivious.

I blink and continue eating the popcorn.

"Let's go through the asks again. I want to look at the memes one more time."

oh my god this is so precious 🥹💕

satoru is very much a lazy cat that needs to be sprayed with water 🫶🥹 my page projected up 😭 I will cry if I ever saw that

the way I can hear satoru say “hilarious” — also poor suguru hahaha — a poodle named yuta 🥹🥹🥹 also satoru deserved that, good job yuta

this made me so soft 🥹💕😭 also the memes 💕🥹