#sab [anons]

[gojonanami]

Hey sab!!

What do you think of dentist gojo? Please indulge me 🧎‍♀️pretty please

dentist! gojo would be the single reason you look forward to going to the dentist. that man who flashes you a flirty smile, lips curled when he sees your name on the schedule that day.

dentist! gojo who sits you down in the chair and pays special attention to you — doing the extra things that usually a dental assistant would do — just to have some extra time with you.

dentist! gojo who, when you complain that you can’t open your jaw wide without it hurting, asks you to demonstrate, and god, when he sees your pretty lips part, it’s hard for him to focus. and it’s hard for you when your cheeks burn when his fingers examine your jaw, and he indulges in dragging a finger down your lips. he also can’t help but think of what else would look good between those lips.

dentist! gojo who always wants to ask you out, but is afraid of crossing a line. so when you mention that you’re self conscious about your teeth — he tells you that you have a beautiful smile and your teeth are just as lovely. and you can’t help but ask him if that’s a professional or personal opinion — and he smiles, cheeks dusted with pink behind his mask, and answers “personal. “ and he follows up with, “I can give you my other personal opinions— if you would have dinner with me,” and you quip back, “this wouldn’t be another oral examination would it?” And he murmurs, leaning in slightly, “a different kind of oral examination maybe,”

[penelope97]

Let me carry the hatred of this world. Because of the choices you made. Choices you too will make... in time. I will never walk your path. I know you believe that now. But soon...Soon you will have no equal. The years spent alone will grind you down, they will harden you. And who will be there to shield you from it? Who will be there to save you? I will save myself.

[osaemu]

I NEED YOU TO LISTEN.

LISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

(JJK MEN SUKUNA GOJO NANAMI CHOSO ANYONE REALLY SPOILING THERE DAUGHTERS AGHGHA)

(i was reading this cute lil drabble about sukuna being forced into doing a tea party with his daughter but I LOST IT UGHGHHGHG)

but any thoughts?

-💥

anon you made me spiral.. i don't know anything about choso so i didn't write anything for him but i had a lot of fun writing the rest :,) :,) sorry in advance for the angst in nanami's part lol.. whoops. gn!reader who's implied to be the kid's parent.

nanami knows a lot of domestic skills, but the one he wants to pass down to his daughter the most is how to cook and bake. nanami's known how to do both ever since he was a young child, and some of his happiest memories with his daughter would be them baking together. and it melts your heart too, watching nanami teach your daughter how to use a whisk and rolling pin on the dough they made together. while the bread bakes in the oven, you and nanami can't help but watch with adoring eyes as your daughter gazes at it with wide, curious eyes. and years later, when she knows how to make bread on her own, every loaf that comes out of the oven makes her think of her dad. (there's nothing she wouldn't give to bake bread with him one more time.)

sukuna as a girl dad would actually be really interesting imo, because i think that he'd really want his daughter to be able to hold her own in life and in battle. he has no problem helping her out whenever she needs it, but he also wants her to be just as scary as him on her own. sukuna knows that he probably won't always be able to be at his daughter's side all the time, so in the case that something happens when he's gone, he wants to know that she can handle herself. that means that from a very young age, his daughter learns basic self-defense straight from the king of curses himself. when you ask sukuna why he's so insistent on it, he replies with something about how the world won't take it easy on her just because she's his daughter, and if anything, they'll be even harsher—he needs to know that she can be strong enough to defend herself from anything that throws itself at her, for his own peace of mind.

gojo would love spoiling his daughter all day and every day. not just in terms of material items (which he would do too, duh), but also with his time. obviously being a jujutsu sorcerer is a very time-consuming occupation, but trust me, gojo would have no problem finding loopholes in his schedule to spend time with his little girl. for example if he's in the middle of fighting a curse and gets a text from you or his daughter asking him to come home, he'd stop messing with the curse and just exorcise it immediately so he can be there as soon as possible. does he ditch jobs a lot to spend more time with his daughter? yes. do the higher-ups get pissed at him for it? also yes. does he care? not at all.

[sabh0]

God im so glad i like Dazai and that im completely normal about him

[ramayantika]

Okay now what's the deal with hating on kathak for its connection with mughal history.

You don't even know a thing about dance but you got to hate it mindlessly

[arobutchsab]

flirting with english people like "take me to Milton Keynes"

NO NO NO NO FPFKPFPKFKP ILL NEVER TAKE ANYONE THERE THE SOUTH CAN DIE

[greensaplinggrace]

🔥 Aleksander's mommy issues and if that plays a role in his relationships

I will say until I die that aleksander's relationships with others are defined by his relationship with immortality and thus with his mother - who not only taught him everything about it, but who has also been the only consistent presence in his life for over four hundred years. this is the woman that developed an emotionally codependent and incestuous relationship with him as well as groomed him into the type of man she would wish to have a partnership with, which further defines the ways he views himself, the world, other people, and his connections to them.

all of this correlates to his many relationships, but especially his romantic one with alina. he mirrors his traumas with his mother and therefore with eternity in his dynamic with her. he is simultaneously the perpetrator and the victim. where he spent hundreds of years forgiving his mother for her abuse of him because the alternative is eternal loneliness, he expects of alina the same level of forgiveness for his actions based on that same latent despair - because he was taught at a fundamental age that a dichotomy exists in the universe, and the only way to find anything good at all - safety or happiness or connection - is to center all needs around the threat of inevitable punishment. not punishment in any physical sense, but punishment at a transcendental level.

the reason baghra did this was to groom him. the reason any parent does this (and it is especially prevalent with religion and cults) is to control their children and guide them toward the ideal path (which is always the path they themselves are on).

like most abusive relationships, baghra relies on cult tactics to develop a dynamic with her son that erodes all boundaries and erases any attempt at creating them further down the line - effectively taking ownership of his personhood and growth. she redefines his emotional associations to link them all to herself, and she even takes possession of his body in a variety of ways, until she has molded the perfect partner. one who shares all of her values and so will never leave her side - and who is entirely and completely isolated through both a lack of consistently stable connections and the lack of ability to create them.

baghra has always, after all, had her control threatened most by two things when it comes to her son: his idealism - which drives his moral compass away from her - and his desire for other connections. which means that to truly have him as a partner, she must take control of these narratives herself. so, she must destroy his ability to connect, and she must mold his morals to fit alongside her own. meaning constant and consistent contact with him and every part of his life.

similarly, we see even this reflected in aleksander's dynamic with alina. aleksander attempts to relate to her in the only way he knows how: by exerting control and by guiding her down the path he is on - by claiming to know what is best for her. in the exact same way baghra has continually tried to repossess him throughout the years by leading him down the 'best path for him' - one that she defines as redemption through inaction. one that she knows could allow her to control him again through reestablishing his existential relationship with punishment, loss, loneliness, and fear.

she seeks to do this because she needs him walking beside her again, easily pliable. because while time has furthered him from her, she is at least still in his life holding some of the reins, but nothing has threatened her grasp on her son as much as another prospective partner. one that won't harm him the way she has and one that could easily reveal exactly how much of himself he has lost to his mother in her claims about living eternally. one that could prove to be a real, stable relationship for him - unraveling all of the threads she so carefully wound.

like baghra did with him, aleksander fosters a codependent relationship with alina, because he was taught that such a relationship is the only way to survive immortality (and that this is how relationships work at all). he desires alina to be his immortal companion, in the same way his mother desired him, because he longs - probably without realizing - for a relationship that is not defined by constant abuse. but he has none of the resources to break free of the cycle of abuse, because he cannot even conceptualize that the things baghra taught him are abusive.

everything baghra taught him, he repeats to alina. every lesson about immortality, he repeats to alina. the possessiveness which defines his relationship with his mother - the ways she controls his interactions with others and isolates him completely - this he mirrors also with alina. because the only framework he possesses for a long-lasting connection is his relationship with his mother, and he is so starved for real connection that he craves it.

he craves it because baghra made him crave it. because she starved him of affection and made him reliant upon her as his sole provider for it. then she destroyed any other source he might find. she did this because she wanted to ensure he would always come back to her and forgive her. additionally, they are in the position of being entirely unique, which only further provides another tool for abuse. it is so so easy to neatly isolate someone when they are already othered completely and have no reliable means of long-term connection but you. it is so so easy to starve someone and lead them to believe they are gorging themselves when there is no other source of sustenance.

but then comes alina. who is also immortal. and who is quite capable of not only walking down aleksander's path, but having aleksander walk down hers. and alina will give aleksander the sustenance he needs. alina will give a long-lasting relationship with real happiness and affection and touch and love. alina will make him realize that the ways he tries to fulfill his cravings - the ways baghra taught him - are wrong.

which brings the situation to the plot.

alina's moral conflict is falsely dichotomized into two things:

a) kill the 'monster' and believe the true social issues that caused it can be solved through inaction.

or b) give in to the latent 'evil' that comes with being grisha, reveling in power, greed, and selfishness.

baghra as the author's mouthpiece supports the former, which means alina's 'enlightenment' must eventually follow this path - for the true moral message to be conveyed. and this path leads her away from the darkling. thus, it is inevitable within such a narrative that she would have to do so.

however, contextually, baghra's actions when putting alina on this path are those of an abuser losing control of their victim. while she operates within a narrative role, she acts in a way that is easily identifiable. the very specific way in which baghra confronts aleksander's relationships with others in both the books and the show (especially his relationship with alina) is that of someone who wishes to remove outside influences from the perfectly tailored environment of their victim. if alina begins to trust aleksander and start a relationship with him, then this environment will be disrupted - possibly destroyed - and he will be removed from baghra's influence forever. baghra, as an eternally lonely person, cannot let this happen.

but she has a new way of living, now. one that her son rejects, because he is finally trying to become his own person and create his own path. so, she molds alina into exactly what she is and ties alina to her completely, effectively ruining her son's chances for any connection outside of her ever again. not only that, but she severs any future attempts at connection between them by taking control of the narrative about aleksander. meaning alina will defer to baghra about him, about morals, about what paths to walk and what actions to take. she will defer to her about anything that leads in aleksander's direction, because she must 1) do so for narrative purposes (and baghra is first and foremost the narrative compass) and 2) reject all associations with his character completely.

so aleksander is now trapped in an abusive cycle with both women, and the options are either alina, who is not only his abuser’s mouthpiece, but someone who has been cut off from any attempt at a connection with him completely. or his mother, who is in many ways relying on alina's treatment of him to drive him back into her arms.

aleksander, who cannot conceivably understand why he longs for another partner, must focus on alina. but as someone who was brutally stripped of any ability to connect healthily, he can only communicate with her one way - through possession, control, fear, and manipulation. and because she now erects the same barriers baghra does and walks the same path as her- well. the pattern of abuse continues.

so yeah. I think he mimics his relationship with baghra in his other relationships. he attempts to connect in the only ways he knows how, and when he tries to move outside of the box and connect in his own way, baghra intervenes. he is a centuries old abuse victim that will literally never gain the resources or outside connections required to develop healthy relationships. and sab is lauded as a narrative on the side of abuse survivors. lmfao.

send me a 🔥 for an unpopular opinion (x)

[metvmorqhoses]

you are just salty your fave psychopath was revealed for the inhuman emotionless bastard he is

So, now the psychopath is the one who, just barely alive, hurries to free caged and dehumanized people once again, after spending his literal excruciating immortality to try and keep them safe and reaping of it nothing but hatred in return.

Now the psychopath is the one who shows infinite patience and forgiveness towards the person he loves despite her being completely undeserving of it and not showing a grain of the same consideration towards him, not even out of basic human decency, instead accusing him of everything that even mildly inconveniences her and trying to kill or maim him every other minute.

Now the psychopath is the one who unrelentingly tries to shield her from a future living hell, from taking his place as universal scapegoat and readily awaits her with open arms nonetheless.

Now the psychopath is the one who, just mutilated by his own mother (not only in body, but in soul, since his hand was the link to literally everything he held dear), who coincidentally is also his life-long abuser and tormenter, hurries by her side and cradles her dying body, sobbing and apologising, instead of giving his own wound any consideration, only to receive a spiteful "stupid boy" in return.

Now the psychopath is the one that, even dying, even knowing he's about to be finished off by the only one who should have loved and understood him in all eternity, still tries to save her in all the ways he knows how.

Now the psychopath is the one who, even in death, cannot help but respond to her face of hatred with pride and a smile.

I see. The soulful ones are for sure your beloved heroes, Alina above all.

[wesper-png]

Do you have any personal ideas for bi-privateer himself, Nikolai and his interaction with Alina, Zoya, and Mal? As well as personal ideas of Alina, Zoya, and Mal

so, like, the thing is nikolai gave mal his compass, the ship, his crew, his name and his clothes.

what he didn't give him was a list of people who have actually met sturmhond.

so one day when the ship rocks up in some backwater port to do a trade and mal nearly gets jumped by a captain and his crew who know for a fact that this tall, scrawny brunette is not their old business partner the only thing that saves him is the captains sudden bountiful laughter and his declaration that "it's so nice to finally meet the other mr sturmhond!"

word gets back to nikolai, of course, and he just HAS to drop in and make an appearance because lmao wtf. calls mal a colourful array of pet names and lays it on thick because he's having the time of his life out here while mal is fighting for his life.

The rest of the crew are absolutely beside themselves.

gets back to the palace and the first thing alina asks is "so how is our husband faring on the treacherous seas these days?" because of course she finds this absolutely hilarious as well.

when alina and zoya start to grow closer first as friends and then the flintiness comes out, the subtle touches and the words full of double meanings nikolai kind of sits back and watches it unfold. and takes pleasure in teasing alina about it profusely. its fun to watch the tiny sun summoner's cheeks flush and hear her stutter her words, trying to come up with some kind of excuse.

and of course he enjoys the way zoya's eyes track him across the room.

in the end it all turns into a kind of "this is my husband mal, and this is mal's wife alina who is also my wife, and here is our gf zoya, the newest member of the polycule".

[jackwolfes]

Do you have any fanfic recs? I love your Wylan characterization and soc fanfics, and I also read trc! And I haven't read a fanfic that satisfies me in a while??? And I don't think i can keep rereading yours. So if you shared any finished fanfic recommendations I would be very glad!!

this has been languishing in my ask box bc I've had so many fics I've desperately wanted to read and no focus go acc do so 😅 but here's a chunky list to hopefully start you off, fairly Wylan centric:

Spring Cleaning by CSHfic and VSfic: G, Post Canon Wylan & Jesper & Nina friendship fic ft the defenestration of office furniture

Bite my lips (lover red) by the_lady_king: E, top quality canon verse wesper PWP

good vibrations by sixofcrowley: E, trans Wylan but otherwise canon verse, Jesper invents a vibrator

Chemistry by pigeontoad: E, wesper get high and get together [anything by this author is golden]

Like gravity by basicbard: M, post canon, wesper run into each other after having drifted apart

Also I know you specified finished but, I'm not even kidding, this is genuinely the best fic I've read in the last like, three years:

something to feel, to race through your blood and remind you you're here by anonymous: NR, modern roadtrip au ft trans Wylan and a teen pregnancy

[jahayla-parker]

Do you think that Kaz would use toys and stuff on reader since he can't get rid of his touch aversion so easily and still craves her?

Warning: NO smut is below, but discussion relating to how Kaz would handle sex & mentions of touch aversion. Please read at your own discretion 💜

I can see him doing that once he gets comfortable enough with the reader to enter that level of intimacy.

For Kaz it’s not just sex and physical contact that’s difficult.

It’s also vulnerability and emotional intimacy that he struggles with.

It’ll take him awhile to get comfortable in those areas of the relationship before he’d be able to truly desire to become that intimately physical and then to get comfortable doing so.

That being said, I do think once he gets to the point where he starts to have those desires, he would look for ways to help the reader find pleasure until he could offer it himself.

It would be far more intimate than that behavior would normally be in most relationships given how intense it would be for Kaz (and how considerate he would be to put those feelings aside for the reader’s sake).

I don’t think he’d particularly love it, as we’ve seen he does want to eventually get to being okay with physical contact with others. And as such, I don’t think he’d find it to be enough (and would probably be hard on himself over needing to use them) in the long run.

But I think he would find it to be a good middle ground/interim solution until he healed enough to go further.

I hope that answers your question! 🖤

[gojonanami]

i LOVE the idea of satoru's child just babbling nonsense and satoru going along with it LMAO

omg yes, walking in with the laundry basket and you hear babbling — not an unusual noise — but it isn’t your kid, it’s your husband.

“uh huh, bababa nanana,” satoru is nodding along, “I know I can’t believe mama did that,”

“Babababa! Wawawa, ah!” Your kid is pouting, looking up Satoru, as he nods even more emphatically, spouting more gibberish.

You chuckle, and it catches his attention, “what’s so funny sweetheart?” His lips curling in a small smile, “ever seen two intellectuals have a conversation?”

“More like two conspiracists sounding their complaints,” you walk over, sitting next to satoru, “isn’t that right, baby?” And your baby lights up, holding out arms for you to take them into your lap, “looks like you lost your partner, what to do?” You grin.

Satoru pouts before smiling slowly at you, pressing a kiss to your forehead, “good thing I have my favorite partner right here — and you put up with all my nonsense,” and he kisses your lips, flashing his wedding band, “it’s required.”

[capinejghafa]

O M G thank you so much for saying it, i thought i was the only one who felt thay way, i don't understand what kaz did that was so wrong. And i know that is very unpopular but the quote about the armor using it like a 'yess queen' from inej is not it. From me that always showed how bad inej is also at feelings, and confusing honestly, but i always see people praising her for it and i always feel that i missing something lol

And the "fully clothed, gloves on.." always rub me the wrong way, maybe is supposed to be just a metaphor but i don't like it, i mean if it was a moment that showed inej messing it up in their relationship too i would like it more, but idk.

And thank you for not pushing me off a cliff for my very unpopular opinion lol

I think in the context of the books, I definitely understood where Inej was coming from, and I was like yes, Inej, you tell him what's on your mind! It also makes sense because Kaz is still very much hellbent on getting his revenge on Pekka and still trying to sort out his feelings for Inej, even as he desperately tries to get his money. There's a lot to unpack with this scene. There's a lot that Kaz could do, but because his judgment is being clouded, he simply cannot look forward and see that what Inej is asking of him, you know? She deserves an answer! But she's also more willing to listen to him, like there's an internal line where she's like, give me a reason to stay... and he doesn't.

But in the show? Absolutely not. This line is really mean without all that added context. It's a beautiful moment of how far Kaz has come and how much he is willing to work on himself (he actually nods as inej is telling him all this). I definitely felt like the hallucination had the opposite effect on him. Kaz is also no longer being beholden to taking down Pekka. He looks Inej with absolutely the most unguarded (would probably get you killed in the barrel) look. And her response is... without your armor? When he's been slowly taking it down with not just her but with his crows.

The whole "fully clothed, gloves on..." I have mixed feelings because they could have definitely alternated the line a little to make Inej look less like she's blaming him for his trauma (that she doesn't know about bc she wasn't in the EP)... but it's one of those popular book quotes... and the writers wanted to pluck it straight from the source... but decided not to deal with how awful it sounds when the audience just spent like 6 episodes learning about Kaz's trauma. It's really not her fault, I get the sentimentality to have it here tbh Was it necessary? not really lol

[osaemu]

someone sent this in a server, try it out! https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/395214

also if its not taken yet, can i be 💘 anon?

this was so fun, thank you anon !! and yes ofc 🤍

tagging @tetzoro @gojoath @kentopedia @lovedazai @screampied @aureatchi @sachiyoh and anyone else who wants to join !!

[sabh0]

gotta say i love the way you’re handling dazai anon…like yes go girl shoot your shot…you got this!!!! I’m rooting for yall

-avalanche anon

Hi avalanche anon, happy to see ya again!!!

Whatever the dazai anon says just makes me very happy to have some more entertainment in my life and tbh atp i just wait for them to come back and tell me something silly, like a wife who's husband went to war

[om-is-ok]

My thoughts on that moongfali anon kand

I found out everything about @mainapnifavouritehoon bad experience with that behenchod through my gc mates last night when everything was over. I feel little bad but not much of regret because "mahila mandali" you all girls slayed. Even if I was here at that time when everything was ongoing I wouldn't have participated and would have watched everything through sidelines while hyping you up because it was moment of female fam, it was to show that moongfali what does "wo stree hai kuch bhi kar sakti hai" means. In the end he never showed himself like a "namard." Also never came to any man's ask box and kept hiding in anons of girl's.

Bkl namard hai anon ban ke soft hearted girls ko target karta aur chutiye jaise anon ke ghoonghat me rha end tak. Lodu meri girlfriend ko hath lagana to dur ki baat tu use dekhega bhi to zinda gaad dunga tujhe lawde.

@alhad-si-simran I'm proud of you *forehead kiss* I love you so much Jaanudi 🫂❤️ (Plus thank you everyone who sent so many supporting asks and love in my babe's ask box. I saw everyone's support and I don't have words. I'm grateful for all of you.)

@mainapnifavouritehoon more power to you and don't let it bother you and next time someone like that comes up take a screenshot aur jitni bhi galiya aati hai sab de dena taki aainda se koi himmat na kare aur report + report kar dena. 🫶🏼

@ekcupchaide well done *head pat* thank you behna for protecting and supporting my girl when I wasn't around. (meko bohot bura lag rha hai bc me nhi tha tabhi tum dono ne lafde le liye at least jab ho rha tha ek text kar dete na abe Simmu ne bola to nhi batayegi kya kesi behen hai tu I feel betrayed. mkc sale ki teen bar😑)

@vellibandi thank you for hyping all girls who were targeted by that madarchod. (And no you can't have my girlfriend cause she's only mine and my queen alone. You can worship her from afar as she rules my heart.)

@chanda-chamke-cham-cham your murder was the best and I love it. little sister here flowers for your bravery 🌹🌹🌹🌹.

@moons-scar your end wala reply, I agree with that and you were amazing yesterday thanks for replying to that fucker's anon on Simmu ki posts. 🫂❤️

And I'm sorry if I forgot anyone to mention but I salute you for your fighting spirits. 🫶🏼