who tf looked at a raspberry and was like “yk what would make that really scrumptious?? blue” and then made that shit blue like percy jackson with all his food
My toxic trait is that when someone says theyve got acid i assume they have like hydrochloric or sulfuric or something in a labled glass container at home, instead of you know, the drug
zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?
sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world