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i think about this sometimes

oh no i've had a Thought

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so how do you suppose people who care about you feel, watching you mistreat yourself?

question: how does it feel to watch people you care about be mistreated? how would you describe that feeling?

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was going to make a joke about how next year tv shows are going to average 4 episodes a season but i just finished The Last Of Us and holy shit they really are only giving us half a season every other year now

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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

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they ended up being backup dancers for a truly excellent consortium of drag queens, but my initial assumption really was "this one's for the girlies who write gay porn"

was at a pride event where a kpop style boy band came on and my first thought was “fujoshi representation”

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was at a pride event where a kpop style boy band came on and my first thought was “fujoshi representation”

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*student loans

careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you

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half of Gotham's supervillains have doctorates of course they're also funding the sciences (for crime purposes but still)

it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.

sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental

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RUDE! p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,sssssssluuurpppppppppppppppp,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p

licking your wounds you say.....can i.....,..,..,.,,..offer assistance,,

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licking your wounds you say.....can i.....,..,..,.,,..offer assistance,,

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careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you

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mean to me

had a stress dream I was stuck in a Saw group trap. everyone else was arguing while I sulked in a corner, bored & pissed about not having my phone

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put 👏 men 👏back 👏 in👏 cunty👏 coordinated👏 outfits👏 or 👏so👏help👏me 👏

we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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more people with the same first name should date. i want to study the linguistical influence

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#so testosterone boys and estrogen girls #won't you dance to this beat and hold a lover close

for a hot second there i forgot the t in "tboy" doesn't stand for testosterone and then i had to wonder why the equivalent for trans girlies isn't "egirl"

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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Twelve Forsaken Years Since The Series Finale

and YET

share your favorite pride story?