#I will captain helaegon ship. I will do it.

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no cuz aegon would then deliberately have sex with other women in places helaena frequents just to get back at her but helaena is so unbothered that it only serves to enrage him further 😭 like aegon would orchestrate this whole scenario where he eats out one of his girlfriends in the living room when helaena walks in but instead of being shocked helaena just starts criticizing his technique and his brain just blanks on the spot 😭 its okay, helaena will teach him how to do it properly later in the evening

BUUT i also kinda like the idea of a slightly less babygirlized aegon having enough of helaena’s teasing and just 🤨😳🤨 *redacted* helaena regrets her decisions

I love this bratty dom vibe we’re giving helaena.

BUUUUT I’m dumb and I need you to tell me what you mean by *redacted* I have an idea but I have a migraine and to what I think you’re saying I see them having a cnc dynamic in the universe where he’s not a pathetic meow meow