#I will forever keep bringing stuff back to Medb

[attackonari]

Welcome, Master! (ArcherGil, CasGil, Hakuno)

I think I have a thing for having Hakuno just troll poor Archer.

Keep the smile on your face. Keep the smile on your face. Come on Hakuno! You can do it!

“Oh Waitress! I want to order another cake!”

This guy.

“What kind of cake would you like Master,” I appeared at the side of their table.

“Hmmm,” he paused, “ah, how about you recommend me another?”

This damn guy.

“Woman,” his twin, his older brother, “another black coffee.”

I don’t care who this guy is, he’s way nicer than his twin asshole.

“Yes, Master,” I write down the order, “Would you like me to bring you a pot instead?”

“No,” he smirks, “I like when you call me Master.”

Fuck them both. 

“Waitress,” the other one exclaims, “my cake recommendation!”

“How about the Italian Tiramisu to go with your coffee Master?”

That’s right Hakuno, ignore at least one idiot.

“Hmmm,” his eyes flick away from his golden tablet, “alright, I’ll take it,” he smirks at his brother.

“Understood Master,” I chirp because the customer is number 1! (Can I clock out yet? Please!)

“Oi! Don’t ignore me!”

This one is so annoying.

“Right Master! A cake recommendation,” I put a finger on my lip to look like a ditz, “then, how about our Apple Cookies! The kids really like those when they come!”

“You…!”

Me what, you overgrown child?

“He’ll take them,” the semi-polite one smirked, “make sure to bring some milk for him too.”

“Yes Master! That’s one black coffee, one slice of Tiramisu, a plate of Apple Cookies and one glass of Milk. I’ll get them for you right away Master!”

I can’t feel my cheeks. I semi-quickly walk to the back to get the items we need. I pass by Gudako who seems to be involved with reading the menu to this golden haired guy who seems to keep staring at her. He has a white haired twin with him. Is today twin day? She doesn’t seem to mind the both of them based on her increasingly red face.

While waiting for the orders to come I spot Rin at a table of blue haired rowdy guys. She seems to be trying to tell them to keep it down, but her face is also turning red. I don’t think it’s for blushing though. Why is it all the trouble makers have come today? If it wasn’t for the fact that these guys seem to be loaded, they would have been kicked out long ago. 

“Here’s your order Hakuno~” Merlin smiles at me. 

Get bent you playboy. 

“Oi! Waitress!”

“Coming Master,” I take the tray and walked to the table of Blond Menaces. 

“A black coffee and tiramisu for First Master,” I place the cup and plate down, “and a plate of Apple Cookies and Milk for Young Master.”

“Young Master?” 

I finish placing down the items when I hear a chuckle.

“Yes,” the seemingly older one said, “Young Master. After all,” he looked straight at his brother “you are the one acting childish here. Now eat your milk and cookies.”

The younger ones face turns red, before a smirk graces that face. And I’m walking away.

“Hey, waitress,” damn it, “come back, I want to order something.” 

Someone please, save me.

“YOU DAMN OVERGROWN MUTTS! I DON’T CARE HOW RICH YOU ARE! YOU DON’T TREAT A LADY LIKE THIS!”

Thank you Rin.

I love you Rin.

“Excuse me Masters,” I turn to speed over to Rin’s table.

Upon reaching Rin’s table, I see her near tears with a red face of frustration. I take her arm and put her behind me. I look and stare at the gaggle of blue haired “Mutts”.

“Masters, it seems you have upset one of the waitresses of this establishment. I ask that you please pay for what you ordered and kindly leave,” I continue to stare, “otherwise the Café will not be liable for your injuries.”

“Oi oi Miss, you’re a cutie too,” Mutt with face tattoos said. 

“I see then,” I smile, “Thank you Masters.”

I take a deep breath.

“Heracles!!! Please escort these Mutts out!”

Hearing loud steps behind me, 253cm of pure muscle stopped right behind me. Because our café was pretty relaxed about things, Heracles was hired to put a stop to things that hinder our job. Most of the time, it’s idiots who take harassment too far.

“O-Oi!”

“We didn’t even do anything!”

A few of the mutts were trying to protest as Heracles lifted them all by the backs of their shirts and chucked them out of the café. I took Rin to Merlin who already had a cup of tea ready. 

“Waitress!”

Back to work it is. Heracles looked at me for a moment, but I shook my head. These two haven’t reached that level yet. 

“Coming Master!”

Besides, the expressions the younger one makes when I don’t react the way he wants has been making my day. 

“Would you like more cookies and milk Master,” I asked loudly as I walked to the table of blonds.

Sniggering was heard from Merlin and everyone else.

Yeah, I got this.