#I work with python but not the fingerkings

[house-of-mirrors]

VERY bad post alert. Sometimes I get the urge to encode a horrid little random generator in Jupyter notebook and tonight I've made quite literally the worst possible one:

This has 85 characters (what I could think of off the top of my head), 12 tropes, and 13 locations. And yes, it's poly inclusive. Buckle your seatbelt. Make peace with yourself. Let's try it.

Gonna tell the grandkids this was storycrafting!

I create a completely random generator and it still gives us another HD tie-in! It's like everything evolving into crabs but with this accursed ambition!

I am full of indescribable dread

More highlights under the cut (You've been warned)

69 nice- wait a minute

THE NUMBER

This is the most jarring one tbh, I'm so sorry Frank let me go correct the code and put you down as "AND Frank" right away, do not separate

Sure why not

I want to go home now

Alas I press on...

This is probably already on AO3 somewhere

POINTS

I mean Fires already works everyone into the grave...

I can't take much more of this

Omg #cancelled

I'm tired now. Goodbye. Will be recovering from the psychic damage all weekend