#I’d love to hear about your *hypothetical* constipated troubles anytime 💕

[ohnomytummy]

Hi! Thia is the mexican food anon.

So let say... hypothetically... if I was really really constipated and I had a huge gurgling achy tummy... what would you do? Asking for a friend ofc

(Also can I have this emoji 🍓 so yk when it's me?)

Well…hypothetically…your constipated belly ache would be the center of my attention. Any belly ache would be, but a constipated one has solutions and some very fun things to try ;)

First, I’d go natural. Of course the first try would be long deep belly rubs to try to encourage natural movement. You’d have to be comfortable letting all that gas out, so I’d get us a little stoned and giggly (if that’s your thing otherwise belly rubs are fantastic sober too) and start pushing my palms into your lower belly and sides. Trying to get your insides moving without any drugs is always a good idea. Your belly would feel a bit less achy from the weed, and I’d hold you so you could lay your head on my shoulder and moan through the ache in your belly.

If you still had horrid cramps of bloated constipation, you’d still get rubs but I’d move to at home remedies. High fiber, a spoon full of olive oil, other natural laxatives that won’t wreck your belly but should help move things along. The final move would be laxatives, of course.

And until you felt your belly able to push all that old digested food through, you’d be in my lap or cuddled up on the couch or in bed, my hands glued to your belly, massaging every cramp and gurgle until you finally are desperate for the bathroom. And even then, I’d be just outside the door, or rubbing your back if you were okay with that. Letting you know I was there for you and your tummy.